Amme: I must be evil or something. I came up with the BEST fic ever.

Kish: Oh, no. Don't tell me....

Amme: Okay, I won't then!

CHAPTER ONE: Ultra-Plasmathetic-Ray

For some reason, Keiichiro and Ryou are working on an Ultra-Plasmathetic-Ray in the Mew Mew Café while the Mew Mews, Purin's Pikachu, and the aliens were playing goldfish.

"Pikachu, do you have any kings?" Pai asked.

"PIKA PIKA PIKACHU!" The Pikachu angrily answered. Everyone looked at Purin.

"She said she wanted a cookie." Purin said. The Pikachu slapped her head and shuddered. Purin shoved a cookie in the Pikachu's face.

"Pika pika pika Pikachu chu Pikachu!" She said. Little does she know she just said, "I think that Pai needs his head shaved."

Pikachu laid down her cards to show that they were all aces. Then she walked off.

"She wants to sleep now!" Purin shouted happily. The other Mew Mews shook their heads.

"Hey, Mew Mews!" Keiichiro said, looking worried. "You'd better get out of the way...."

"Why?" They all asked. Keiichiro was making his way over to them when something blew up.

Ten minutes later.....

"Ow. My head!" Ichigo said, holding her head. She sat up. Something looked different. Something felt different.

"Ichigo!"

Ichigo turned around to see Minto. But she was shorter and had wings coming out of her back. Ichigo burst out laughing.

"You're...... short!" She said out of the laughter.

"You don't look so well yourself." Minto said. She pointed at Ichigo's head. Ichigo reached up there. Cat ears. She looked behind her.

Tink....

A cat tail too.

Ichigo looked at everyone else.

"Get up everyone!" She cried. Everyone else finally stirred.

"WHAT HAPPENED!?" Rettasu asked. She was the most changed out of all of them. She was in a clam, and had a dorsal fin. Purin just had ears and a tail, as did Zakuro.

Kish was REALLY REALLY REALLY short. It was hilarious how short he was. Pai was the same, except short, as was Taruto.

Then there was Keiichiro. He was short, short-haired, and geeky.

"Where's Ryou?" He whined. "Where is he? Where is he!? WHERE IS HE!?!?!?"

He started crying.

"Shut up, whiney-baby!" Pai shouted, hitting Keiichiro.

"You could have had a more chance of hurting him if you had used your wrist to throw the punch you know…." Taruto analyzed.

"That's great. Shall we try it on your face?" Pai threatened the Tart-y little smart-elick, holding up his fists and grinning.

"Wow, what happened to us Ichigo?" Kish asked Ichigo, ignoring his personality-challenged friends.

"YOU HAVE EXPLAINING TO DO YOU BIG MEANIE!!!!!!" Zakuro screamed, tackling Kish and then sitting on him so he couldn't get up. Then she held her fists up, rearing to punch the daylights out of him.

"TOUCH HIM YOU DIE VERMIN!!!!!! BANZAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Pai shouted, tackling Zakuro and rolling on the ground trying to pin one another onto the ground. Much grunting was pursued in this process. And there were various comments heard from the two that sounded like, "I'm going to hit you so hard you'll be in next weekend!" and "I'll kill you nine times before you know that you lost!"

"Ichigo I think we need to fine Ryou." Rettasu explained.

"Well we KNOW that. Duh!" Minto sarcastically commented. Everyone not in an argument (which was everyone but Zakuro and Pai, who were still brawling on the floor, and Keiichiro who had been knocked out by the blow) cupped their hands over their mouths and shouted all at the same time:

"RYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Please don't shout, I'm right here!" Ryou said, still in his seventeen year old voice. He came up to them from behind the bar counter and stared down at them, still in his seventeen year old body.

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO US YOU MEANIE!" Kish and Ichigo screamed.

"You didn't say please."

"FINE." Minto said. "PUH-LEEZ tell us what is going on!"

"Okay…." Ryou said slowly. "It's a long story though……"

THE END!!!

Amme: There ya go!!!

Kish: I'M A KID AGAIN!!!! AH!!!!! ((runs away screeming))

Amme: Jeez, can't even spel screaming anymoor. I don't think he's to good at speling!

Kish: You're one to talk.

Amme: THAT DOESN'T COUNT ON SPELLING!!!!!!

Kish: We're so glad to hear that.

Amme: Shut-up and review. OH YAH AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!