Jami – new story, tell me what you think… questions and answers at the bottom.

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Chapter One: The Beginning of Sheer Hell

You see, Kagome and Sango weren't completely devastated when they found out their parents thought it would be best to send them off to camp for the whole summer. They figured it would be a great experience.

Heck, even Kagome thought it might be fun.

But once they arrived, reality hit them like a ton of cement blocks thrown off of a rooftop and soon followed by a five hundred pound grand piano.

It was as if it was planned on purpose. But it wasn't. Out of sheer irony, when the two young girls had been dropped off and left there, that was when they noticed that what they thought would be an all girls summer camp, was actually completely opposite.

This horrid place was no longer Shikon Summer Camp For Girls… no… definitely not. This was Shikon Summer Camp For Boys.

Not even close.

This was Hell.

Sheer, and utter Hell.

And they were stuck there, for two months.

But surly, Sango and Kagome could be sent back home and given back their money without any problems. This was just some big mistake.

Or maybe it was a dirty joke constructed by their parents.

How devilishly evil of them.

No. They wouldn't do that. This was all just some stupid misunderstanding. A very lame, stupid misunderstanding.

Kagome's suitcase dropped like it was the weight of the world and found its way to the dirty ground with a loud thud. Sango's mouth hung open like a sweaty dog in the middle of August, and the boys that had quickly surrounded them like chauvinistic pigs, smirked and snickered at the newfound meat in old territory.

This sucked. This really, really, sucked.

The counselor, though very handsome and muscular looking, found his way to the middle of the huddle and stared wide eyed at the two girls.

"Girls, have you lost you're way or something? This is an all boys camp." He said, hoping that this was just a big mistake as well.

"Yeah, we figured just as much." Kagome said, her eyes still drifting into space.

"Well, what direction are you headed?" One of the boys called out from the back.

"Oh no," Sango began. "We've reached our destination, it's just that…" She trailed off.

"We were supposed to go to the Shikon Summer Camp For Girls." Kagome finished dryly.

"Sorry, stupid! This is the Shikon Camp For Boys!" A boy said without any sympathy what so ever. Kagome glared over at him and found that this guy was actually really hot. He had long black tresses that reached his waist and had two long locks that reached his chest in front of his ears. His skin was tan and he looked to be very muscular indeed.

"Don't call me stupid!" Kagome whined.

"I'll call you what I want!" He growled and crossed his arms sliding his hands through his black sweatshirt.

"Humpfd." Kagome huffed. "Jerk."

"Settle down. We'll fix this right away." The counselor said with practiced ease. His voice was soft and elegant, and his long, silver hair whipped with the solid wind. This guy was gorgeous, but, still, he seemed a little old for just a couple of sixteen-year-old girls to go after. Besides, a guy with this great of looks must already have someone worthy enough to date with. So much for that idea.

The counselor snapped his head to stare dirtily at the jerk that had called Kagome stupid. "You, Inuyasha. Instead of being annoying, why can't you make yourself useful?"

"Oh yeah? And do what exactly?" The boy who was apparently Inuyasha grumbled back to the counselor.

"Go get me the paper work we have on file. You know where it is, now go fetch it for me!"

"Do I look like a dog to you?" Inuyasha scoffed.

"You'll be forced to eat dog food like one if you don't go and get me the papers right this instant." The counselor demanded, still as calm and elegant as ever. Inuyasha rolled his eyes and moped off to get the paperwork. The counselor turned his attention back to the two girls who were being hungrily checked out by all of the immature kids he was supposed to be watching.

"What are you looking at?" Sango growled at one of the guys with a lecherous grin on their face. When she noticed the boy was staring at her chest she blushed furiously and turned away from him. "Kagome, I'm feeling a bit uncomfortable."

"Speak for yourself." Kagome whispered, glancing around at all of the boys.

The counselor cleared his throat. "Excuse me girls. If we could have a step into my office building, I think we can get a few things cleared." Kagome and Sango nodded silently and followed the counselor up the dirt path to a small, stone building on the left side. The three went into the small shack to find the boy named Inuyasha shuffling through papers in a filing cabinet.

"What are you doing?"

"Fetching you those stupid papers."

"I thought you knew where they were?"

"Well, obviously I don't." Inuyasha sighed giving up. He stood to his feet and glared over at his brother.

"You imbecile." The counselor grunted and sat at his desk, going through papers that were stacked onto the wooden piece of furniture. Inuyasha leaned against the wall, a scowl on his face. "Please girls, have a seat." The counselor gestured for them to sit onto the comfy looking chairs in front of his desk. They did as asked. "So, what are you're names?"

"I'm Sango." Sango stated. "Sango Tajiya." Sango glanced over at Kagome.

"I'm ah, Kagome Higurashi." Kagome told them. "This must be some kind of mistake. Our parents were sure that this was an all girls camp."

"Well," The counselor began. "This had been an all girls camp not to long ago, but it changed to an all boys camp instead. The "girls" society, let's just call them, figured they needed more space to have all of the girly activities and such, so they moved to a different location."

"What kind of different location." Kagome piped up.

"The state of Pennsylvania in the United States of America."

Kagome and Sango sweat dropped.

"So even if we could just switch camps for the summer, we would have to travel thousands of miles just to get there. That would be pointless." Sango realized.

"Duh."

Kagome and Sango glared at Inuyasha who was smirking like an asshole. Inuyasha seemed to be getting a lot of glares lately.

"Oh, my apologies." The counselor began. "I'm Sesshomaru, the main counselor here. I'm basically like the principle of a school, only better." Kagome and Sango gazed over at each other fearfully. "And this," He started. "This is my ever annoying, stubborn brother, Inuyasha, who seems to have a lack of intelligence." He gestured towards Inuyasha.

"Hey!"

"Let's call you're parents now, shall we?" Sesshomaru said ruefully.

"Umm… we can't." Sango told him.

"Why not?" Sesshomaru asked.

"Well, you see," Kagome began. "Our parents are already on their way to their vacation in Tahiti."

"TAHITI!" Sesshomaru yelled, immediately losing all of his elegance. Inuyasha snickered in the background. Regaining his composure, Sesshomaru asked, "Any relatives?"

Kagome and Sango shook their heads. "None that live around here."

"Shit…" Sesshomaru whispered. Inuyasha chuckled quietly. "How old are you two ladies?" Sesshomaru asked politely.

"We're both sixteen." Kagome replied.

"Okay, so you're in the right age category." He said thoughtfully.

"What are you getting at Sesshomaru?" Inuyasha asked from behind them.

"Well, maybe it won't be so bad if we let them stay here."

"LET THEM STAY HERE!?" Inuyasha shouted. "I don't want no bitches staying at out camp! It would totally suck out all of the fun!"

"Shut up, Inuyasha." Sesshomaru ordered, rubbing his temples.

"What makes you think us girls are no fun!?" Kagome asked, standing up and walking over to Inuyasha.

"Yeah!" Sango started and followed Kagome. "What, are ya sexist?"

"Maybe!" Inuyasha growled.

"Why? Girls can do anything guys can do?"

"Sure, maybe in a handicapped race!"

"You're so crude!" Sango yelped. "You've got issues!"

"Yeah, yeah. I hate whiners." Inuyasha scoffed.

"Well, then, I hate sexist people." Kagome huffed and crossed her arms, copying Inuyasha's look.

"Yeah, me too." Sango said, imitating the both of them.

"Well, then I guess we don't have a problem." Inuyasha told them, smirking.

"Will you brats shut up and listen!?"

All attention turned to Sesshomaru.

"We have no choice but to let these girls stay here for the summer, at least until we can contact a relative or something to take them home."

"You've got to be kidding me." Inuyasha retorted.

"I'm not kidding around." Sesshomaru assured. "Since we don't have any extra cabins either, Sango and Kagome will have to bunk with some guys. And seeing as how they seem to know you well enough already, they will be going with you and your roommate."

"Aw, no! HELL no!" Inuyasha rasped out in agony.

Sango and Kagome gritted their teeth in hopes that maybe if they clenched hard enough, their teeth would fall out and they would be rushed to a dentist, far away from this camp.

But they were unsuccessful.

This was going to be one hell of a summer.

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Sango followed Kagome into the small, log cabin that they would be spending the rest of the long and dreaded summer in. They both dropped their suitcases in unison and they landed softly onto the sturdy wooden floor.

"Is this it?" Sango asked.

"Uhh… yeah." Inuyasha answered. "What were you expecting, a vanity and a nice, master bathroom?"

Kagome raised an eyebrow. Sango rolled her eyes. Inuyasha fumed.

All was silent.

For a couple seconds…

"Hey! Someone wanna help me with these bags?"

The three turned to find a tall, well-fit boy standing behind them, carrying of what seemed to be at least three suitcases. He held two with his arms and hands and had another enormous one perched on top of his back and over his shoulders.

Inuyasha, being more helpful than it would seem, took the bag perched at the top of his back. Kagome and Sango, thinking it would be easier to just watch, sat down on a small, twin bed from the side of the room.

The boy who had barged in with the suitcases peered over at the two newcomers and did an immediate double take. With a twinkle in his eye, he was sitting in between the two girls in no longer than four three seconds. He brought his arms over their shoulders and hugged them into his chest.

"Hello, my lovely ladies! What brings you two beautifully slender females to a place like this?"

"What else? We thought it would be fun to be tortured all summer long with a whole bunch of pig headed, egotistical jerks like you." Kagome answered sarcastically.

The boy scratched his head, which was covered with thick black hair swept back into a small ponytail at the nape of his neck. He had on a navy colored sweatshirt and khaki pants. The boys violet eyes dazed out into confusion.

"Really?" He asked like a true idiot.

"What, are ya stupid too?" Sango asked. "Pervert." She grumbled and pushed his arm off from around her shoulder.

"You really are a feisty one, aren't you?" The boy asked Sango. Sango glowered. "What's you're name miss?"

"Sango Tajiya. And your name is?" The boy placed his arm over her shoulder again, and was secretly moving downwards, unbeknownst to Sango.

"Why, Sango, I'm Miroku Himara." Miroku smiled sweetly. "You really have beautiful eyes, Sango. They remind me of delicate, chocolate truffles." Sango blushed. Was this guy for real? He was so lame, and yet cute at the same time.

Sango's eyes crossed in shock, and she jumped up from the bed, causing Miroku's hand to fall to his side. Sango blushed more profusely, and she lifted an arm up to slap him. One and a half seconds later, palm met cheek and the sound echoed through out the log cabin.

Long ago, Kagome had made the decision to leave the bed and stand behind the ever-strong looking Inuyasha in amazement at the scene before. Never had she met someone so lecherous before.

"What are you hiding behind me for?" Inuyasha asked skeptically turning to Kagome.

Kagome blushed in embarrassment and in an attempt to change the subject, she asked, "D-do you know this guy?"

Inuyasha pointed his thumb behind him. "Who, Miroku? He goes to my school in Kyoto and we've been friends since the third grade. The first time we met he tried feeling up my sister."

"What!?" Kagome shrieked. "B-but you guys were only in third grade!" She exclaimed disbelievingly.

"Yeah, I know." Inuyasha acclaimed, crossing his arms. "It's a hereditary thing."

"Wow." Kagome breathed. "How strange."

"Yup."

Just then, Sango stomped over to Kagome. "I want to leave right now! I can't spend another night in this damn place!"

"But Sango!"

"No! I wanna go home!" Sango complained.

"Like I said, whiny girls don't belong here." Inuyasha interjected.

"I am not whiny!" Sango exclaimed.

"Yes you are!" Inuyasha told her.

"Am not!"

"Are too!"

"Shut up!" Kagome demanded. Sango and Inuyasha turned to Kagome. Miroku, a large red print on his cheek, also looked over to the girl. "Sango, let's just give this place a chance. I mean, we have nowhere else to go for the time being, so let's just deal with it."

Sango nodded gruffly.

Inuyasha smirked. "At least she has a positive attitude." He pointed over to Kagome. Sango's eyebrows furrowed in anger.

"May I say something here?" Miroku said from the bed.

"Go ahead." Kagome sighed.

"Well, which beds are we going to sleep in?" Miroku asked. Everybody else faces went into concentration mode. Miroku grinned and said, "Because I wouldn't mind sharing a bed with either of you two girls."

A suitcase, which I might say was the largest and heaviest one, met Miroku's face and he fell onto the bed unconscious.

"Well, I guess that's Miroku's bed." Inuyasha said. Sango dusted her hands off and sighed.

"I don't care which bed, I just want to make sure I'm far away from him." She said. Kagome nodded.

"Same here."

"Thanks a lot. I guess that means I'm stuck with him." Inuyasha told them. "Whatever. You take that side," He pointed to the left side of the cabin. "And Miroku and I will take this one." He walked over to the right side.

"Works for me." Kagome said, and collapsed onto the bottom bunk. Sango climbed up onto the top bunk.

Not long after changing into pajamas, which was a catastrophe from the beginning, all four of them faded into dreamland.

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Jami – Well, how was the first chapter? Does anybody want me to continue? This was actually a lot of fun to write! Also, it was longer than any of my usual pages for Slave Trade. Well, yeah, whatever. Review and tell me what you think.

Before you ask the question I know you're going to ask, here they are. Ive asked and answered them to myself already, so here.

Q: Is Kouga going to be going to the camp?

A: Of course. What's life (at least in Inuyasha World) without Kouga and Inuyasha rivalry?

Q: How about Kikyou? Is she going to be involved?

A: There will be mentioning of her and she probably will cause some overall conflict in this story, but other than that….

Q: Hojo?

A: Same idea with Kikyou. Mentioned, but not appearing in the story.

Q: What are the pairings going to be, if any?

A: Yeah, there will be pairings. There will be brief Inuyasha and Kikyou, and Kagome and Hojo pairings, but in later chapters, it will turn to Inuyasha/Kagome and Sago and Miroku pairings.

The genres will mostly be humor/romance.

Any more questions, ask.

Ja, love ya much,
Jami