I am late to the party. But it's never too late to celebrate. Everybody loves Christmas! Except for those Jehovah's Witness people and some other religions...
Anyway, let's do it.
On the first day of Christmas, a Smasher gave to me
A Star Rod at the Fountain of Dreams
Kirby: Catch!
On the second day of Christmas, a Smasher gave to me
Two Falcon Kicks
C. Falcon: Falcon...PUNCH!!! Oh, I mean Kick.
And a Star Rod at the Fountain of Dreams
Kirby: This will leave you seeing stars!
On the third day of Christmas, a Smasher gave to me
Three Home Runs
Samus: I hit quick!
Two Falcon Kicks
C. Falcon: I can get it this time! Fal-
And a Star Rod at the Fountain of Dreams
C. Falcon: I wasn't done!
Kirby: Ha ha!
On the fourth day of Christmas, a Smasher gave to me
Four Wizard's Feet
Ganondorf: Eat my boot! It tastes like gravy!
Three Home Runs
Samus: Ew.
Two Falcon Kicks
C. Falcon: My feet taste better!
And a Star Rod at the Fountain of Dreams
Kirby: Assholes.
On the fifth day of Christmas, a Smasher gave to me
Five Zelda screams!
Zelda: (screams)
Four Wizard's Feet
Ganondorf: Come on! Just one lick!
Three Home Runs
Samus: He needs one.
Two Falcon Kicks
C. Falcon: (posing for no reason)
And a Star Rod at the Fountain of Dreams
Kirby: They don't pay me enough...
On the sixth day of Christmas, a Smasher gave to me
Six Arwings shooting
Fox: Not me! I'm your friend!
Five Zelda screams!
Zelda: (screams, mirror breaks)
Four Wizard's Feet
Ganondorf: I'm waiting...
Three Home Runs
Samus: (visor broken) Thanks, Zelda.
Two Falcon Kicks
C. Falcon: (still posing)
And a Star Rod at the Fountain of Dreams
Kirby: (eating a burger)
On the seventh day of Christmas, a Smasher gave to me
Seven Pichus dying
Pichu: Pichu, Pi...chu...
Six Arwings shooting
Fox: Ness! Did you steal another one?
Five Zelda screams!
Zelda: (screams, coughs)
Four Wizard's Feet
Ganondorf: Free samples!
Three Home Runs
Samus: (throws bat at Ganondorf, walks away)
Two Falcon Kicks
C. Falcon: (still posing)
And a Star Rod at the Fountain of Dreams
Kirby: (eating fries) Want some? They're pretty soggy.
On the eighth day of Christmas, a Smasher gave to me
Eight Ho-oh's burning
DK: Run!!!
Seven Pichus dying
Pichu: Why not Pikachu?
Six Arwings shooting
Fox: God, help me! Wait. I can reflect!
Five Zelda screams!
Zelda: (screams, gets frozen)
Four Wizard's Feet
Ganondorf: (knocked out)
Three Home Runs
Samus: (gone)
Two Falcon Kicks
C. Falcon: (drinking a milkshake with pills on top) You saw nothing!
And a Star Rod at the Fountain of Dreams
Kirby: Zelda had it coming...
On the ninth day of Christmas, a Smasher gave to me
Nine Mewtwos throwing
Mewtwo: Taste my wrath.
Eight Ho-oh's burning
DK: Oh, crap.
Seven Pichus dying
Pichu: Leave me alone!
Six Arwings shooting
Fox: (reflecting attacks) The power...the power!!!
Five Zelda screams!
Zelda: (still frozen)
Four Wizard's Feet
Ganondorf: They taste like Mewtwo's wrath! Honest!
Three Home Runs
Samus: (still gone)
Two Falcon Kicks
C. Falcon: You saw nothing!
And a Star Rod at the Fountain of Dreams
Kirby: (sleeping)
On the tenth day of Christmas, a Smasher gave to me
Ten blue-haired swordsmen
Marth: Ten of me? That's heaven.
Nine Mewtwos throwing
Mewtwo: Weaklings.
Eight Ho-oh's burning
DK: MY FUR!!!!!
Seven Pichus dying
Pichu: (crying like a loser)
Six Arwings shooting
Fox: (Reflector breaks) Ow...
Five Zelda screams!
Zelda: My throat hurts.
Four Wizard's Feet
Ganondorf: Free loofah with each foot lick!
Three Home Runs
Samus: (still gone)
Two Falcon Kicks
C. Falcon: (drinking another milkshake) Damn it.
And a Star Rod at the Fountain of Dreams
Kirby: Hurry up!
On the eleventh day of Christmas, a Smasher gave to me
Eleven Green Missiles
Luigi: No misfires!
Ten blue-haired swordsmen
Marth: I'm not a girl. Remember that.
Nine Mewtwos throwing
Mewtwo: I could do this all day...
Eight Ho-oh's burning
DK: I look like a shaved...ape.
Seven Pichus dying
Pichu: (runs away) You're mean!
Six Arwings shooting
Fox: (choking Ness) Not anymore!
Five Zelda screams!
Zelda: Still hurts.
Four Wizard's Feet
Ganondorf: (foot bathing) Ahh...that's nice...
Three Home Runs
Bowser: She's not coming back, dumbass.
Two Falcon Kicks
C. Falcon: (beating up Peach) No!! I'm not gonna stop anything! I love my drugs!
Peach: (screaming)
And a Star Rod at the Fountain of Dreams
Kirby: You're a jerk.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, a Smasher gave to me
Twelve short Italians
Mario: Peach! I'll save you! Like I always do! (throws bomb at C. Falcon) Did you call me short?
Elev-
Mario: Hey! Just because I'm short doesn't mean I'm not important! (beginning to cry) Small people can do big things! (runs away, crying, repeating "Small people can do big things!")
...Eleven Green Missiles
Luigi: (shaking his head) We're brothers why?
Ten blue-haired swordsmen
Marth: (flips hair)
Link: That's my stance! (gets into a fight with Marth)
Nine Mewtwos throwing
Mewtwo: (laughing)
Eight Ho-oh's burning
DK: (burned black) Well done. (faints)
Seven Pichu's dying
Pichu: (about to stab himself) I can't take life!!!
Six Arwings shooting
Fox: (still choking Ness)
Ness: I didn't do anything!
Fox: Yeah, ri- (gets blasted into oblivion)
Ness: ...
Five Zelda screams!
Zelda: (trying to break up Marth/Link fight)
Marth: Ha-ha! My name went first!
Link: Shut up!
Four Wizard's Feet
Ganondorf: Somebody lick my toes... (to Yoshi) You. Come here.
Three Home Runs
Bowser: I hit slow. Leave me alone.
Two Falcon Kicks
C. Falcon: (naked) You burned off my clothes.
Mario: (laughing)
Peach: Those weren't performance enhancing drugs after all... (laughing)
C. Falcon: Yeah. I'm small. So are you!
Mario: (shocked)
Peach: That is the biggest lie ever. The biggest...
C. Falcon: Ew.
And a Star Rod at the Fountain of Dreams!
Kirby: Sorry for that, ladies and gentlemen. So long!
Fox: (lands on Kirby) Ow...
Yay! That took longer than it seems. For those of you loyals that didn't read my bio, I have another account. Read it to find out...