"I have? What did I do?"
Santa looked confused. (Yet still evil)
"Um… you killed about two hundred people this year. And a poodle."
"Oh yeah…. That little guy was a nutcase."
"Plus you impaled my sack. That'll put you on The List for sure. And what's all this about trying to stop Christmas?"
"Oh, yeeeeah. I was gonna stop Christmas."
"And how were you gonna do that?"
"I was gonna KILL YOU!!!" Nny lunged at Santa, screaming like a banshee. In his right hand, he held one of his bigger knives. Santa blinked, and dissolved in a swirl of red and green sparkles a second before Nny would have impaled him.
"That was different." Remarked Psycho.
"At least you've still got his sleigh." Said Eff.
"Right… The sleigh." Nny looked thoughtful again.

Pieces of wood dropped through the chimney.
"I think they're part of the sleigh." Said Eff. "Nny must be really wreaking hell on that thing." The sound of crashing wood came through the chimney. Then they heard Nny climb off the roof. A second later, the door opened.
They couldn't see anything, having been placed facing the chimney so they could help keep watch. Nny went into the kitchen. They heard him rummaging around.
"You guys want anything?" He called.
"No, we're good, thanks." A few minutes later, Nny grabbed the two figures, and took them into the kitchen.
"I broke up his sleigh. It's pretty messed up. Santa'll be hitchhiking tonite."
"He'll just hitch up his reindeer to something else, fly back to the North Pole. But I guess you stopped Christmas this year." Said Psycho.
"But not next Christmas. Or the one after. He'll just get another sleigh." Said Eff. Nny bit into a hamburger and chewed thoughtfully.
"I guess he could find another sleigh. But try finding more magic reindeer." He gave the burgur a little wave. The doughboys gawked.
"You turned the reindeer into HAMBURGUR?!?!"
"Mmyep want some?"

The End And Merry Christmas!! Remember: They don't put the reveiw button up for their health!