Explaining PMS…

One day Domyouji Tsukasa wakes up to find his girlfriend Makino Tsukushi, in a weird mood, of hyperactive mood swings, requesting the weirdest things and excruciating stomachaches. What he doesn't know, is Makino suffers from the dreaded girl disease, PMS…

Chapter 1: Condoms!?

Doumyoji Mansion

"Sojiro! Akira! You f**king bastards!"

Tsukasa's voice bellowed loudly, the mansion shook against his verbal eruptions.

Akira & Sojiro cowered in the corner as the angry dragon himself towered over them. They shook with fear and well…
laughter, much to Tsukasa's dislike.

"Tsukasa, why are you taking this so seriously? It was a joke!" Sojiro gasped trying to breathe.

"So you think filling my room wi-with…CONDOMS is a funny joke?! And what's twice as humiliating is that stupid delivery boy is downstairs with 20 BOXES OF DUO CONDOMS signed under MY name!" Tsukasa yelled spraying spit on their faces.

"Chill Tsukasa, it was pretty funny! The look on your face when you woke up with soooo many condoms stuffed in your bed!" Akira chortled unwisely. "Besides, these condoms are flavoured, and they glow in the dark! Even your favourite fruit, watermelon flavour is included! You should be grateful for the service we've provided you!" The Mimasaka heir wiggled his eyebrows suggestively.

Tsukasa's veins throbbed up and down, coming close to eruption.

Sojiro sniggered with laughter until he started to shake uncontrollably.

"At least you'll have a years supply of condoms for all the games you play with Tsukushi… actually, it's not like you've done anything at all eh!"

Sojiro laughed playfully nudging Akira and grabbing him for support. Akira wheezed from laughing so much as he wiped the tears that had dripped from his eyes.

The vein in Tsukasa had finished the last of its throbbing and had finally succumbed to the inevitable...

BOOM!

The cracked paint on the punctured wall rained down. There was no question what Tsukasa had done. Obviously when a Domyouji is subjected to embarrassing situations they are compelled to resort in any acts of bloodshed and brutality.

Groans and moans could be heard below Tsukasa. He glared down at the two fallen bodies that were his best friends.

Akira and Sojiro massaged their artistic lumps of blue and black that had now formed on their handsome and attractive features.

"Tsukasa, you didn't have to take it so damn seriously! Come on! You've got a girlfriend now so there's no need to be embarrassed, I mean Tsukushi would be absolutely pleased.' Sojiro reasoned before attempting an unpleasant high-pitched voice, 'Ahem…Oh Tsukasa you horny beast how did you learn those skills, she would say,' Sojiro grinned before continuing with a gruff low voice; obviously an amateur imitation of Domyouji, 'and you would reply proudly with the puff of your muscular chest…Oh don't thank me thank my trusty sidekicks, Akira and Sojiro!"

Tsukasa only scowled in return.

Akira smirked, "Hey if you don't want these condoms, don't let them go to waste, I could make use of these, I'm quite partial that that new mint flavoured one."

"TAKE THEM ALL! I AM NO F**k**B******S***** LIKE YOU TWO PERVES!"

Tsukasa's continual screams thundered throughout the halls of the mansion.

Albeit very loud and forceful, his screams hadn't woken Rui from his usual stupor. Amidst both the thunderous debacle and the ever-violent tirade the dreamy-eyed, auburn-haired boy had found comfort on the Italian leather couch and drifted contentedly into slumber.

Sojiro touched his lump hesitantly and winced inwardly while doing so; it had started to bleed. He glared at Tsukasa, "Man Tsukasa, did you have hit so damn hard, I have a date with Yuuki you know! ...actually it would be good for her to see my swollen face, she could be an advantage in bed, I mean she is very sympathetic and all. She'll love to hear the story of what happened to Tsukasa this morning!"

Almost immediately, Tsukasa turned a pale shade of white, mirroring the expression of a scared child, "Absolutely not. Matsuoka-san is Makino's best friend ...and she's bound to tell her what happened! Makino will think I'm like you two sick perves...w-wait...w-why the hell am I worried, I'm not the one who came across that idea! You guys are, you guys are to blame!"

Sojiro and Akira snickered as they listened to Tsukasa's incessant stuttering.

"Tell you what, how about we see if Rui can give you good sex advice. After all he's more mature than us put together and he has a steady girlfriend Shizuka, it's a long shot but perhaps he can put you out of your misery." Akira winked.

Sojiro grinned and sauntered towards the couch where the auburn-haired boy lay in unperturbed slumber…

Or yet…

"RUI!"

Sojiro yelled loudly into Rui's ear. Rui hadn't stirred, murmured or even moved. Of course, nothing happened, it would take more than that to shake him from his usual stupor.

"You see that, that's what you call abnormal, didn't even move a muscle." Tsukasa folded his arms.

Frowning in thought, a light bulb immediately flashed in Sojiro's mind, "Oi! Rui, Shizuka is here, a surprise visit from Paris!" he hollered bending over the sleeping boy.

"Shizuka?! Where?" Shooting upright like a lightning bolt and hitting Sojiro square in the face in the process, Rui aimlessly looked around the room; dazed with sleep but regardless, the look of sheer intent.

Another lump appeared on Sojiro's face and he looked far from happy.

Tsukasa sniggered evilly and pointed at the poor boy's portrait of black and blue. 'Hahahahah – nice going Van Gogh!'

"Gee, Rui I thought you were smart enough not to believe in Sojiro's words!" Akira replied examining Sojirou's face.

Rui scowled, "Wake me up from precious sleep, you guys are lame."

"Actually, Rui we woke you up with perfect...and imperative intentions. We wanted to ask you for your sex advice regarding Tsukasa. I mean look at the gorgeous condoms we've provided him, what good use can he use them for?" Sojiro asked.

Rui scratched his chin in thought, "Well, Tsukasa, think of the possibilities, I mean you and Tsukushi could play 'fun' games, erm…
Though I don't think you guys actually do anything at all. I mean Shizuka and I have gone farther than you guys!" Rui replied grinning.

Akira and Sojiro clicked their fingers in recognition. "That's exactly what we both said, Tsukasa just isn't daring enough!"

Tsukasa scowled and glared at them, "How the hell did you three ever become my friends, actually I don't know how you put up with me!"

Rui frowned confused, "Don't you mean how do I put up with you?"

Akira and Sojiro snickered.

"Yeah, same thing!" Tsukasa hissed ashen- faced.

Promptly one of the maids entered Tsukasa's room. "Doumyoji-san, the delivery boy downstairs asks whether you still want those erm…
boxes downstairs."

Tsukasa growled at his so-called-best friends and stormed out of his room, seething with rage.

"Yes, do tell that young man there that we would love to take all of those boxes. Here's the money, tell him to keep the change." Sojiro informed passing a couple of notes to the maid.

"Hai Nishikado-san."

Rui picked himself off the couch and walked towards the doorway of the room.

"Oi, Rui where you going? Akira asked.

"Home. A place where I can find some peace and get some sleep with little or no disturbance." He replied rolling his marble-grey eyes. "You guys are really mentally-disturbed!"

"Great. One has stormed out and the other has gone home to sleep, I guess there's just two of us here Jiro."

"Uh-uh, you mean just you. I have a date with Yuuki, but don't worry; you have the company of the condoms. Have fun!" Sojiro grinned impishly, patting his friend before too gallivanting out the doorway.

"Some friends!" Akira mumbled.

But before he too could walk out the doorway he sniggered and stuffed a raspberry flavoured condom in Tsukasa's jocks (underwear).

Dango Shop

"Would you like anything else with that sir?"

It was late afternoon and Tsukushi and Yuuki were busy serving a line of customers, interested in buying the new strawberry yogurt mochi.

After the last customer left holding the final strawberry mochi and a content smile plasted on her face, Yuuki closed the front door and flipped the "open" sign to "closed".

Tsukushi sighed dejectedly in thought and rested her chin atop of the mop she was holding, a brooding look painted on her dainty face.

"What's on your mind Tsukushi, anything involving Tsukasa?" Yuuki asked Tsukushi nudging her playfully.

Tsukushi pouted, "Yuuki, do you think condoms are what makes guys feel horny? I wonder if Tsukasa and I should do it."

Yuuki blinked and dropped her broom (anime-style), "Ummm…Tsukushi, are you alright in the head? Did Susumu hit you hard this morning? Out of all people, I didn't think THE Makino Tsukushi would be thinking this abnormal."

Tsukushi had a dreamy look on her face, "Don't you think Tsukasa's the sexiest man on earth? I wonder...how he is in bed. I love it when his hair is straight and the way he works out that hot bod of his!"

Yuuki sweat dropped and scratched her head "are you sure you're alright Tsukushi? It's not peer pressure is it? Because if it is, it's not worth it, you're a better person than that. That day will come and it will be the most beautiful thing in the world."

Instantaneously Tsukushi expression turned into an excruciatingly painful cringe and clutched her pelvis, "Ooooowwwwww… my cramps are getting worse, Yuuki do you by any chance have any Naprogesic?"

A lightbulb suddenly clicked in Yuuki's head, "Tsukushi, do you have your period today? No wonder why you're acting strange, you're suffering from PMS. There there, every girl suffers from this awful syndrome. Here, I have some left over in my bag from last time." Yuuki handed her the tablets.

"Thanks Yuuki, you're a real pal" Tsukushi gulped down her tablet with a glass of water."

"So Tsukushi, about you and Tsukasa having sex, are you sure you're ready for it?" Yuuki asked, "If you are ready I support you 100%!"

Tsukushi dropped her glass with a clatter, "What the hell are you on about Yuuki? Me and Tsukasa having sex!? You've gotta be kidding me! What topic got that into your head? Seriously, I wouldn't get into bed with that octopus head, never in a million years! Listen, I'm going to be lenient and pretend you didn't mention anything of the sort!' Our dear weed shook her head and proceeded to busy herself over the left over confectionary. "I'm going to pack these leftover dango into our lunch boxes. And Yuuki, please don't EVER mention that topic to me ever again!" she cried before dashing into the store room and slamming the door.

SLAM!

"Gawd does her mood change rapidly?! Doesn't even remember a thing!" Yuuki went dot eyed.

*NB - Makino's PMS isn't like ur average PMS, it is very rapid and she doesn't remember a thing after that

**NB - Like all previous chapters, we were unhappy how we originally posted the chapter, finding errors in all places, bad grammar, poor expression etc. It didn't do us any justice as College students so we made subtle changes.

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**Naprogesic is a godsend! It's a tablet that gives temporary relief to cramps, headaches and back pain - all symptoms associated with having the period/menstruation. Being a woman is HARD - don't let your boyfriends tell you otherwise!