Disc: I don't own Naruto, Parties or the world. I own Myself...and I am perfect.

A/n: Hiya everybody! Here's my obligatory X-mas fic. Enjoy the short drabble! And PLEASE R&R. Also note, this is a YAOI and YURI story. Okay? Okay then!

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Spiked Party

Iruka had been the one to help Naruto decorate his apartment for the Christmas party. He had bought streamers, and even helped the boy get his first real Christmas tree. He helped him plan, and used alot of his own hard earned money so the boy could have a wonderful party.

He had handwritten the invitations, and addressed one to all the Genin in Konoha, along with the Sand Siblings, Gaara, Kankuro and Temari. He also shipped each one, and made sure every person invited received their small and modest invitation. Iruka had used all of his time and effort on the party, on Naruto.

So it was understandable that when he arrived at Naruto's home early the next day to help him clean up, at first sight of the apartment, he scream,

"NARUTO!! WHAT DID YOU DO!?"

Streamers lay on the floor, torn to shreds. Food was spilled onto the floor. Music played softly from the next room over. Shikamaru lay onto of Chouji near a cracked punch bowl. Both were snoring loudly.

Ino lay not to far away, clutching Sakura's leg. The pink haired girl had a pink tent to her cheeks, and apparently in a drunken stupor, she had her hand's inside of the unconscious Hinata's shirt. Hinata also blushed, even in sleep.

Kiba lay shirtless on the couch, his partner Shino lying atop of him, covering him with his large green overcoat. Both of the boys hair was messed up, and sticking in up in strange places.

Rock Lee seemed to be naked, but Iruka couldn't be sure as his naughty bits were covered by Hyuga Neji's head, and long dark-brown hair.

Iruka couldn't be sure he was thankful for the cover though, as it hinted to dirtier things than what he saw now.

The visitors from the sand seemed to be there as well. Kankuro lay like a kitten, snuggling a pillow
and mumbling in his sleep. At least he was fully dressed.

Temari, on the other hand, had Tenten in her arms. Iruka was sure they were only clad in their undergarments, which caused him to blush and look away.

Suddenly the strange music from the other room cut off, and Gaara stepped into the room. He glared at the older man coldly, before stalking out of the room. Iruka did a double take.

Was Gaara of the Sand just in a dress!?

Lastly, the culprit of the whole operation, Uzumaki Naruto lay naked under his arch-rival, the shirtless Uchiha Sasuke.
Both seemed happy, and very spent. They nuzzled each other in sleep.

So when Iruka scream, "NARUTO!! WHAT DID YOU DO!?" his response was as such:

The blonde boy opening his bleary eyes and blinked the sleep away a couple of times, then grinned his foxy grin and gave his explanation in a fascinated wonderment, "So that's what happens when you spike the punch...."

-Owari-