-The Freaky New Game Show-

Beast Boy pulled Robin into what looked like an old abandoned building. "What is your problem?" Snapped Robin getting irritated. Why was Beast Boy bringing him here? It was just a stupid old pile of crap; there was no reason to be here. Robin tried to walk away but Beast Boy pushed him forward.

"Come on dude," Said Beast Boy with a huge smile on his green face. "You're going to love this!" He pushed Robin through the door and laughed when he tripped.

"Why the hell are we here?" Demanded Robin, getting off the floor. "Slade lead? You want me to watch you eat tofu? Starfire's worm thing ran away? Or are you playing a prank on me?" He glared.

"No prank," Said Beast Boy, waving his hands in front of him as if saying, 'Of course not.' He began to push Robin forward again. "Actually none of the above! It's a surprise." He moved his eyebrows tauntingly.

Robin took a step back. "I'd rather go home, you see Cyborg wanted some help with his car-"

"Don't be scared," He kicked Robin into a dark room and shut the door behind them. "Just trust me Robin." He clicked on the light and Robin couldn't believe what he was seeing.

He looked at the huge room around him. There was a huge flashing neon sign with the words ROBIN'S PERFECT DATE on it, a bunch of chairs each with a girl on it, and the biggest TV screen Robin had seen in his life. But the thing that surprised him the most was the audience of people behind him.

"What-the-hell?" Robin choked out, trying to catch his breath from the instant shock.

Beast Boy tore off his normal crime fighting outfit and under it was a tux. He picked up a microphone and looked strait at the crowd. "Welcome to-" A drum roll came on in the background. "Robin's Perfect Date!"

Robin felt vomit rise in his throat. "I-I-Me-Why-Beast-I thought-God-I-just-" He grabbed onto Beast Boy's shoulder to steady himself. "This is my surprise!" He shouted as the panic eased away.

Beast Boy smiled. "Yep!" He said cheerfully. "A game show all about you and girls. What more could you ask for?" He gestured towards the girls. "I mean look at them! I would die to have this kind of treatment!"

Robin looked the girls over. Starfire, Raven, Terra, Jinx, and Kitten he recognized right off, there were a few that he didn't recognize though. Wait a minute, He thought and looked back at the girls. "KITTEN!"

"Hey Robbie-poo!" Kitten said with a smirk. She waved at him. "Ready to date me? We're going to have SUCH a good time!" She let out a giggle.

"Why her!" Robin yelled at Beast Boy.

"I just picked out random girls," He shrugged like it was no big deal. "You'll be fine."

He faced the crowd again. "Now that Robin is over his reaction, I'll get down to the rules of the game." He cleared his throat. "Robin gets to date each of these lovely ladies. Each girl gets to pick where they go, how long it lasts, what they do, exedra…Then you-the audience-gets to rate on how well the date goes, whoever gets the highest rating gets to be Robin's girlfriend for a week. Sound good?"

The audience screamed and clapped in happiness. Some of the fan girls in the crowd screamed, "WE LOVE YOU ROBIN!" Cyborg who was the only titan in the crowd yelled, "Go Robin! Show these girls how it's done!"

Robin felt himself blush and looked down at his feet.

"Now…who gets to go first, I'm sure that's what you people are asking. Well, it's simple. We have you guys vote!"

"Please say you're kidding…" Mumbled Robin, praying they wouldn't choose Kitten.

"Nope!" Beast Boy looked so happy Robin thought he might start dancing. "Alright guys, choose well!" Some phony music came on in the background as the people voted. "The votes have been casted! And our lucky winner is…" Another drum roll came on as Beast Boy gestured at the TV screen. KITTEN flashed on the screen. "Kitten!"

"Oh yes!" Shouted Kitten. "Robbie-poo we'll finally have a second date!" She got off her chair and threw him into a tight hug.

"Oh God, please let me survive this…"

(I really want to write something dark right now but I got this instead…Oh well. It's weird just like most of the stuff I've been writing lately, which is really creeping me out. I hope I can get something morbid out again but for now, try to deal with my krazyness. Hope this is ok. And yeah, I know I have WAY to many stories to update…I'll get around to all of them, I swear. Please review…)