WARNING: If you do not enjoy randomness, laughter, or pointlessness altogether, then read this fic so we can change your mind!
On the first day of Christmas, The Djinn gave to me, dirty floors and a muddy Christmas tree.
On the second day of Christmas, The Djinn gave to me two scorched houses, dirty floors and a muddy Christmas tree.
On the third day of Christmas, The Djinn gave to me three dead rabbits, two scorched houses, dirty floors and a muddy Christmas tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas, The Djinn gave to me four icy sidewalks, three dead rabbits, two scorched houses, dirty floors and a muddy Christmas tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas, The Djinn gave to me five waterlogged turtles, four icy sidewalks, three dead rabbits, two scorched houses, dirty floors and a muddy Christmas tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas, The Djinn gave to me six tornadoes twirling, five waterlogged turtles, four icy sidewalks, three dead rabbits, two scorched houses, dirty floors and a muddy Christmas tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas, The Djinn gave to me seven towering bonfires, six tornadoes twirling, five waterlogged turtles, four icy sidewalks, three dead rabbits, two scorched houses, dirty floors and a muddy Christmas tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas, The Djinn gave to me eight falling boulders, seven towering bonfires, six tornadoes twirling, five waterlogged turtles, four icy sidewalks, three dead rabbits, two scorched houses, dirty floors and a muddy Christmas tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas, The Djinn gave to me nine dizzy dust bunnies, eight falling boulders, seven towering bonfires, six tornadoes twirling, five waterlogged turtles, four icy sidewalks, three dead rabbits, two scorched houses, dirty floors and a muddy Christmas tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas, The Djinn gave to me ten frozen chickens (live I might add), nine dizzy dust bunnies, eight falling boulders, seven towering bonfires, six tornadoes twirling, five waterlogged turtles, four icy sidewalks, three dead rabbits, two scorched houses, dirty floors and a muddy Christmas tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, The Djinn gave to me eleven petrified pedestrians, ten frozen chickens, nine dizzy dust bunnies, eight falling boulders, seven towering bonfires, six tornadoes twirling, five waterlogged turtles, four icy sidewalks, three dead rabbits, two scorched houses, dirty floors and a muddy Christmas tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, The Djinn gave to me seventy-two adorable smiles… eleven petrified pedestrians, ten frozen chickens, nine dizzy dust bunnies, eight falling boulders, seven towering bonfires, six tornadoes twirling, five waterlogged turtles, four icy sidewalks, three dead rabbits, two scorched houses, dirty floors and a muddy Christmas tree.
Now… That was funny. You've got to admit it. This was a collaborative project with my sis and we were laughing the whole time. We do not own Golden Sun, do not wish to be sued, and would very much appreciate reviews. Happy Holidays, everyone!
Procne and Athena's Purple Deity