A/N: And heeeeeeeeeeeere's another H/D poem for you all. I apologise IMMENESELY for the delays in all my other stories, I've been having some problems with my computer for the past few months, and also struggling with a bit of a writer's block! But have no fear, for Chapter 3 of The Skill Of Seducing shall be up … in a few weeks. Hopefully. Yeah. Anyhow, read this, enjoy it, and review! :::makes puppy dog eyes and begs:::


The Way I Work

Sexy, sculpted body
Full, luscious lips
Fair blonde hair of an angel
And a devil's hips.

Hordes of fans follow me,
Some are gorgeous, some are not.
Finnegan, Zabini, Pansy …
Some are ugly, some are hot.

Heavy breathing,
Bodies heaving,
Never any doubt;
Pumping in and out.

'Tell me I'm special,'
They whisper in my ear.
'You mean nothing,' I whisper,
But they only hear what they want to hear.

Next morning, I wake,
Look at them, and tell them to leave.
Most leave obediently,
But some stay and beg and plead.

In my bed –
Out of my head
That's the way I work.

But you, you were different;
Something about those green eyes …
You were a challenge to get into bed,
And you weren't innocent, I was surprised.

Bronze, chiselled body,
Soft, moist lips
Jet-black hair of your father
And the sharpest hips.

Also kind, sweet, caring,
Courageous and noble and brave,
And also painfully human
Not flawless, but needing to be saved.

Oh well, too late now,
I've drawn you into my web;
'God, yes, Draco, that's it!'
And also into my bed.

Waking up in my bed,
Messy black hair around your head,
Merlin, I sleep like the dead,
I haven't yet sent you out of my head.

'I love you,' you said.

Eh?

Wait, STOP.
What what WHAT?
No, no, no.
No.

You can't love me,
You can't.

Don't say that, don't you dare.
What do you mean, 'how can I not notice the way you stare'?
I mean, for fuck's sake, I stare at you too!
That is no excuse for what you are wont to do.

I make perfect sense,
Don't tell me what to say.
No, fuck off, Potter,
I'm not putting my feelings on display.

I mean, feelings, what feelings?
I. Don't. Care.
Don't say it, DON'T YOU SAY IT.
Don't. Even. Dare.

Potter, just snap out of it;
Stop being a JERK!
You can't love me, I can't care for you …

That is not the way I work!