A/N- thanks for the reviews! I appreciated it! Well on with the story!
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Summary – Inuyasha and the gang are all old people living in a nursing home. They all think they have special powers and that they're characters from the Feudal Era.
Nursing Home
Shippo wheeled up to the table where the gang was currently trying to play a game of cards.
"INUYASHA!" Kagome yelled. "That is the third time you have ruined the game!"
"What? I just hit it with my sword!" Inuyasha yelled back shoving his cane off the table. "Women!"
"SIT BOY!" Kagome screamed. Inuyasha's mechanical wheel chair shuddered.
"Uh oh…tsk, tsk! Shouldn't have upset her like that Inuyasha!" Shippo laughed.
Inuyasha had a special wheel chair that was totally computer operated. If the 'subduing' word is said the wheels fall off and it breaks apart, and therefore sending poor Inuyasha to the floor. As it was, the only one who could use this word was Kagome and none of the nurses could figure out why that was.
"Gin!" Miroku said happily. " I win."
"Miroku…we're playing 'go fish'." Sango said.
" I know…but I could really go for some real gin right now. Want to join me?" He asked rubbing her butt.
"Pervert!" Sango cried as she slapped him across the face.
"They'll never learn…" Shippo sighed "Muahahaha!" he pulled out the lighter that he had stolen from the janitor. "Fox fire." He whispered.
"SHIPPO! What have we told you about setting things on fire? Look what you did to the cards!" they yelled.
" I'm just a kid!"
" Right…" the nurses said as they dragged him away.
"Nurses please return all residents to their rooms. Thank you!"
The next day they were all sitting at their table eating lunch.
"Yum that was delicious, but I'm still hungry." Miroku sighed.
"Yuck! This stuff isn't as good as Kagome's ninja food!" Shippo cried.
Miroku pushed his walker over to a nearby table where other people were sitting still eating their food.
"I sense an ominous cloud surrounding this table!" Miroku told them.
"There he goes again." Sango sighed rolling her eyes.
"If you give me your food I will get rid of it for you." Miroku bargained.
" Oh please monk! Help us!" They shoved their food towards him.
"Why thank you for being so generous!" He pulled out a piece of paper from in his pocket that had squiggles all over from art time. "Be gone demon cloud!" He shouted as he placed the paper on the table.
"Is it gone?" A man asked.
"Yes!" Miroku said ashe carried the food trays over to his table as his friends all stared open mouthed at him.
"Nurses please return all residents to their rooms. Thank you!"
"Inuyasha, what happened to your hair? It's black! Is it a new moon?" Kagome asked.
"Yes. My demon powers are gone until morning, then the nurses can go and get me some more hair dye." Inuyasha sighed.
"Ha! Little brother! Your nothing, but a mortal now!" Sesshoumaru smirked.
"Shut up! I can still take you on!"
"Stop Inuyasha!" Kagome yelled.
"I will get your sword, father should have left it to me!" Sesshoumaru said.
"I'd like to see you try!"
"Please stop Inuyasha! You are in no condition to fight!"
"Yes, Kagome is right. Anyways… I see an ominous cloud over that table! I must help them." Miroku said as he wheeled over to a table full of deserts.
"I'd better go get him!" Sango sighed as she wheeled after him.
"I'll go find flowers!" Rin laughed as she wheeled away.
"Stupid humans." Sesshoumaru groaned.
"Nurses please return all residents to their rooms. Thank you!"
Everyone was sitting at their table trying to think up plans on how to defeat Naraku.
Kagome pushed her walker over to the clay statue of Kikyo.
"Think you're so tough huh? Well we'll just have to see about that!" Kagome said as she knocked over the statue. "Ha! Who's better now? Huh…oh shiny!"
She bent down and picked up a necklace with a little purple ball on the chain. "Pretty!"
She went back to the group to show them what she found, as the nurses picked up the clay pieces of Kikyo.
The gang was currently arguing. Well mostly Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru. Miroku was flirting with the nurses and Sango was trying to hit him with her boomerang, and Rin was playing 'keep away' with Jaken's staff that was specially carved to have 2 heads on it.
"Look what I've got!" Kagome exclaimed. They all turned to look at the shiny necklace.
"Oh! How pretty! Almost as pretty as flowers, right Lord Sessoumaru?" Rin stated. Sesshoumaru didnt respond.
"The inscription says: 'Shikon Jewel. Made in China, by Priestess Midoriko Co.' hmm what does that mean? Oh no! Priestess Midoriko is probably trapped inside!" Kagome cried.
"I bet it has spiritual powers! Maybe it will turn me into a full demon! Let me see it Kagome!" Inuyasha said.
"No."
"Yes!"
"No!"
"YES!
"NO!" Kagome screamed as she dropped the jewel and accidentally ran it over with her wheel chair.
"You shattered the jewel!" Inuyasha yelled. Shards flew everywhere.
"Look Naraku's got some shards! Let's get him!" Miroku yelled as he wheeled towards Naraku.
Naraku went over to the window and opened it letting some bees get in.
"Oh no! He's sent his poison insects after me! He knows I'm allergic to bees!" Miroku screamed as he started to wheel back towards the others.
"I'll help you! Wind Scar!" Inuyasha yelled as he brought down his cane onto a can of bug spray that sprayed onto the bees killing them.
"Ha! I got them!"
"Yay Inuyasha!" Kagome cheered.
"Don't be so happy! You broke the jewel and now we're going to have to find the shards!" Inuyasha scowled.
"Oh…sorry." Kagome said.
"Nurses please return all residents to their rooms. Thank you!"
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