Title: Oh SGC

Author: Maria 'Ria' Lucas

Category: Humor/Poetry

Summary: I'm sorry but I had to do it. My first and probably last "song fic." Oh Christmas Tree rewritten.

Disclaimer: Because I must, here you go: Stargate: SG1 and all characters associated with the television show belong to MGM, World Gekko Corp., Double Secret, and USA/Sci-Fi Network.

Oh SGC, Oh SGC,
You stand strong in a mountain!
Your halls are gray and filled with lines,
Each door labled with pretty signs.
Oh SGC, Oh SGC,
You stand strong in a mountain!

Oh SGC, Oh SGC,
You have a real big secret.
There is more than your color scheme,
'Fore deep below you hide a ring.
Oh SGC, Oh SGC,
You have a real big secret.

Oh SGC, Oh SGC,
You send some out on missions.
They come back and protect you,
The strong, the brave and the special few.
Oh SGC, Oh SGC,
You send some out on missions.

Oh SGC, Oh SGC,
You witness even down time.
O'Neill does laugh and jokes for fun,
Teal'c frowns at all his stupid puns.
Oh SGC, Oh SGC,
You witness even down time.

Oh SGC, Oh SGC,
The smart ones con-fuse O'Neill.
Sam talks and talks, Daneil talks more,
O'Neill's eyes glaze and then he snores.
Oh SGC, Oh SGC,
The smart ones con-fuse O'Neill.

Oh SGC, Oh SGC,
The Air Force really loves you!
SG-1 is your flagship team,
They're sorry for Wormhole Extreme.
Oh SGC, Oh SGC,
The Air Force really loves you!