Christmas Mayhem Chapter Four, a yu-gi-oh fanfic

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What happens when Mokuba drags Kaiba out to the mall for Christmas shopping? Let's just say, mayhem…

Christmas Mayhem

PrincessChaos

Chapter Four

Domino Mall

Mokuba ran after his older brother to try and stop him from nearing any closer to the poor woman and her child. He grabbed Seto's gravity defying trench coat at the end pulling him…

"Seto calm down, I'll get the car—"

Kaiba glared at Mokuba through cobra like slits…

Gulp.

"Mokuba let go right now!"

"No! Not until you calm down! I don't want you going ballistic on the woman!"

"LET GO! NOW MOKUBA!"

The stroller started moving, Kaiba's eyes widened and he growled and tugged his trench coat out of Mokuba's grasp and quickly dashed off towards the stroller.

"No Seto!" Mokuba yelled and ran off after his older brother.

Damn his long legs!

Mokuba started panting, who knew Kaiba can run this fast? He ran and ran but alas, Kaiba had caught up to the woman and was now screaming at her. She had no clue why.

"I should be fining your ass for stealing!" Kaiba screamed at the wide eyed woman.

"W-What in the world are you yelling about?" she asked as stepped in front of the stroller.

"Cut the crap! You stole my damn credit ca—OW!"

Mokuba kicked Kaiba in the shin.

0.o Bad move Mokie…

"Excuse my brother, but your baby has our—" Mokuba said as he sheepishly smiled.

"OUR!? IT'S MINE you brat and she stole it!!!" Kaiba yelled growling in anger as he clutched his aching shin. Mokuba jumped away from his brother in fright.

Yup, it's official he has gone off the deep end – PrincessChaos

Mokuba and the woman whimpered as Kaiba continued to growl, while the baby stared in awe at the argument in front of him, as he continued to gnaw on the card.

Popcorn anyone? – PrincessChaos

"Seto calm dow—"

"CALM DOWN! CALM DOWN! DON'T TELL ME TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN! MOKUBA THIS WOMAN STOLE MY CA—"

Suddenly the credit car, which was covered in saliva, smacked him right on his forehead, sticking to it as well. Kaiba's eyes widened and he grabbed the icky card in disgust. It was totally trashed with scratch marks and bite mark. His face suddenly turned red in rage…

"YOU LITTLE—"

The woman grabbed her child and held him protectively, just as Kaiba was about to lunge at the kid, only to be grabbed by two security guards and his younger brother.

"LET ME GO SO I CAN STRANGLE HIM!" Kaiba demanded.

0.o - PrincessChaos

"Seto! Calm down he's just a baby!"

The guards hauled Kaiba away from the terrified woman and wide eyed baby.

"Eh so sorry!" Mokuba said sheepishly grabbing the icky credit card that had caused this mess and followed the guards.

And we wonder why Kaiba never had a relationship with anyone, cause the fact he hates kids. XD – PrincessChaos

Moments later…

"I demand you let me go this instant! Do you know who I am!?" Kaiba yelled as a pair of hands grabbed onto his shoulders not letting him get up from his seat until the matter was cleared, "Get your damn hands off of me!"

"Kaiba-sama (1) would you calm down so we can clear the matter, otherwise we'll send you directly to jail for harassment and disturbing the public, now take a deep breath and shut up!" the chief of security guards ordered as he sat across from Kaiba. Mokuba slowly shook his head. He couldn't believe how the day's event turned out. Heck, he couldn't believe his brother was this loony.

"Don't you dare tell me to shu—"

"OH SHUT UP!" both Mokuba and the chief yelled in unison. Kaiba growled and cursed under his breathe, crossing his arms across his chest, "Fine let us 'clear up' this matter, hurry up I don't have all damn day!"

"Fine. Now Kaiba-sama there was no need for you to try and attack that child—"

"I tried to stop him…"

"Mokuba, shut up, and let the officer speak," Kaiba commanded, sneering officer as if it was something sickening.

Mokuba mumbled and leaned against the wall.

"That child ruined my credit card and that woman stole it!"

"Do you have any proof?"

"Proof!? Proof!?" Kaiba chucked the credit card at the officer, "There's damn bite marks all over it!"

The officer took a deep breathe, he needed to be careful not lose his temper otherwise he may be out of a job. He knew Seto Kaiba had the power to do so, so he was trying to solve this problem as quickly and pleasing as possible.

"Yes I know the baby did damage your card however do you have any proof that, that woman stole it?"

Kaiba opened his mouth to argue but shut his mouth again.

"Well then I sense a no. Then there was no need for you to behave the way you were, no?"

"…No…" Kaiba mumbled. He hated to be wrong.

"Now being Christmas Eve I'll be generous enough to let you off with a warning Kaiba-sama…"

"Whatever," Kaiba said and got up from his seat, grabbing the chewed up card and chucking it into the trashcan in the corner, "Come on Mokuba we're leaving."

"But nii-sama (2) we still need to shop some more! Remember I know what you did," Mokuba said slyly hinting Kaiba he still would use the blackmail on him.

Kaiba growled in his throat.

Damn the brat for putting me through this hell…again…

"Fine then…" he said through clenched teeth, "Let's go and finish our 'Christmas shopping' little brother."

Mokuba grinned. He knew his brother would see it his way.

"Merry Christmas!" the officer yelled after them.

"Merry Christmas!" Mokuba exclaimed as he waved good bye.

"More like humbug…" Kaiba mumbled under his breathe as he dragged his brother out of the office and back out to hell, also known as Domino Mall. Let the mayhem continue…

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Info:

(1) – Sama. Respectful way of addressing someone with higher authority over you in Japan.

(2) – Nii-sama. Big brother in Japanese. Addressed from younger brother to older brother.

Author's Comments:

So what do you think? Kaiba's a lovable nutcase isn't he (Pats Kaiba on head, who tries to bite off hand) 0.o Bad boy Kaiba….hehe…yes the mayhem does continue a few more chapters. I may stop at chapter ten, so you know, but I have the ending planned up in my head already! YAH! :D

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