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Dragonlance chronicles in a nutshell
Dragons of Autumn Twilight Part I:
Flint: Oooh! My back! I think I'll sit down on this nice comfy rock for a little while.
Tanis: Hello! Wow! What a coincidence, ya know; I was just about to go to that in over there to see some barbarian lady with a lute perform a song that will incite a riot!
Flint: Alright! Let's go!
Tasslehoff: Don't forget me! (Runs after the two)
Lord Toede: Hey! You three, got any blue crystal stuff?
Tanis: Nope.
Lord Toede: Okay. Ya know, there's going to be some barbarian lady at the inn tonight. We're going to rob her of her blue crystal stuff.
Tanis: Sure! Need any help?
Toede: Kay. You and your pals pretend to help her and here's what you'll do…
(That night at the inn…)
Caramon: Tanis my friend! (Breaks Tanis's rib in his hug)
Tanis: AAAAAAGGGHH! I'm ruined! My ribs are broken! How will I kidnap that lady with broken ribs!
Raistlin: Hello.
Tanis: AAAAAAGGGGHHH! Those face paint, hair dye, and contact lenses don't go together! (Has a heart attack and faints)
Sturm: Hey dudes. I found this blondie wandering around looking to start a riot, so I decided to take her here.
Tasslehoff: We're going to kidnap her for Lord Toede! Wanna help?
Sturm: (nanosecond conflict with his honor code) Sure! Why not?!
Goldmoon: He there good looking (to Sturm). Can I start a riot here with my hypnotic voice and this weird staff my fiancé got me that can flash blue light?
Everyone: (Nods enthusiastically)
Goldmoon: (In a horrible off key voice) I met a lad in Que-shu and his name was Riverwind. EE-YAH-YEEPEE-YOH. EE-YAH-YEEPEE-YOH. And Riverwind was his name-o.
Audience: Boooooo! (Throws rotten vegetables)
Riverwind: (pops out of nowhere and blocks the flying tomatoes)
Flint: Alright! There's the distraction! Now, we convince her to join us.
Caramon: (picks up the comatose Tanis like a doll) Okey. Sturm, you do it.
Sturm: My fair lady, please join us, we will jump out the back door and save you.
Goldmoon and Riverwind: Okay.
(The companions jump off the inn "Yippee!")
Goldmoon: Oh my! That Tanis is in trouble! (Hits him with the blue crystal staff)
Tanis: OOOOOOOWWWWWW!
Companions: (stare at Goldmoon and all prostrate themselves before her) "Oh owner of the staff of the blue crystal stuff, allow us to be your slaves."
Goldmoon: Sure! I need my hair combed, and my nails manicured and…
(Later…)
Companions: Let's go to the Darken woods, where there's suppose to be lotsa ghosts and stuff.
(In Darken Woods)
Forestmaster: Welcome. You have been chosen to save the world from a great and terrible evil.
Tanis: Oh! You mean that contest I saw in my "Playboy" magazine? I never thought I'd win!
Forestmaster: Well, you did. Now, on these flying horse helicopters, you can fly to Xak Tsaroth and get the Disks of Mishakal.
Companions: Cool!
(In flight)
Raistlin: Has anyone figured out that we're running out of fuel?
(Companions gaze at each other in horror)
"NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
(Que-shu)
Tasslehoff: Wow! There's lots of cut up dummies and red paint everywhere.
Goldmoon: Oh yeah. Every ten years, we have a celebration of our victories by throwing dummies and red paint all over the place, then camping out in the wilderness.
(Xak Tsaroth)
Tasslehoff: Look! A well! I've got a coin, let's throw it down there.
Onyx/Khisanth(whatever her name is, flies out): I am the genie dragon of the wishing well of Xak Tsaroth. Make your wish.
Raistlin: We came for the Disks of Mishakal.
Onyx: Sure. (Throws it and knocks Riverwind out, platinum is heavy!)
Raistlin: And a spell book of Fistandatilus if you can.
Onyx: Little Bupu, give the nice man the book.
Bupu: Okay bossy dragon lady. (Hands Raistlin the book)
Onyx: Have a nice day (disappears into the well)
Goldmoon: (comes out of a temple she found) Look! I gave a statue that blue staffy-majigabob and it gave me this cute necklace! (Displays the medallion of Mishakal) Now I can play cleric!
To be continued…
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