Presea was polishing her huge axe thing when Kratos kicked the door down.

"Hide me!" he yelled and dove under a chair. Presea said nothing. "Aren't YOU going to hide?"

"Why?"

"It's the randomest day in 4000 years! Not only is Yuan showing the symptoms of sugar-highness, but Regal is burning things!"

"Burning…?"

"Yes. And Genis is…he's…" Kratos sobbed. "He's gone insane!"

Presea frowned. "How so?"

"He…look."

Presea jumped off of the chair and looked out the window. Her eyes widened. She shook her head and walked away, shivering. "That's…scary."

"See why I'm hiding?" He yelped as the wall broke down. "Yuan!" he screamed.

Yuan giggled. "I killed the cow," he said. "I killed it."

"Cow?"

"Cow," he responded. "Cow on the wall."

Kratos and Presea stared at him. "Wanna run?" asked the Seraphim.

"Sure," responded the pink-haired girl. "Let's run…now."

The two of them dashed off, leaving a dust trail. Yuan cried, "Wait…I brought sammiches…"

Avoiding Genis, the two sane ones sadly forgot about Regal. Who was burning things. With Efreet.

"Holy shit," murmured Kratos.

"Efreet! Get back here! Hey! Stop!" Sheena was chasing the flaming Spirit. "EFREET!"

Regal laughed. "Just remember, slaughter is laughter with an 's'!"

"I never thought of that," mused Kratos.

"Dismal," commented Presea.

"Isn't it?"

"Shut up."

"No."

"Yes."

While Sheena and Regal argued, Kratos pulled out his sword and poked Efreet. Poke. Poke.

"Could you please stop that?" Efreet asked.

"If you go away." Poke. Poke. Poke. Poke. Pokepokepokepoke…

"Fine! I'm leaving!" screamed Efreet. He disappeared.

"Do I rule or what?" gloated Kratos. However, nobody noticed Kratos's splendor because they were either arguing or staring at the chaos. It truly was the randomest day in 4000 years.