A/N: The festive carol returns! And at the right time of year!
Jingle Bells, Umbrella Smells – X-mas '05
Birkin's Verse
All I want for Christmas
Is my G-Virus,
My G-Virus
See, my G-Virus!
Gee, if only I could have
My G-Virus,
Then I could wish you
'Happy mutating'!
It seems so long since I could say,
'OMFG, Wesker's turning gay!'
(Excuse me, but I'm on a massive sugar high here o.O)
Jingle Bells
Umbrella Smells
HCF all the way!
Uncle Wesker
Lost his temper
'Cuz people think he's gay...
Leon's Verse
Deck the halls with guts of zombies!
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
T'is the season to screw Ashley!
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
Don me now my gay apparel,
Fa la la, fa la la, fa la la!
Stroll the ancient Spanish channel,
Fa la la la la, la la la la,
Watch me as I shoot a barrel!
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
(Leon gets bored of singing carols…)
I said I'm sorry Ada,
I never meant to hurt you,
I never meant to make you cry,
But tonight, I'm makin' out with Ashley.
One more time,
I said I'm sorry Ada,
I never meant to hurt you,
I never meant to make you cry,
But tonight, I'm makin' out with Ashley.
Jingle Bells
Umbrella Smells
HCF all the way!
Uncle Wesker
Lost his temper
'Cuz people think he's gay...
A/N: Thanks to the many sites I used for the lyrics, and thankies to my reviewers D Leon's second song is the chorus to 'Cleanin' out my Closet', which belongs to Eminem, king of all rap artists :)
To be continued…