A/N: The festive carol returns! And at the right time of year!

Jingle Bells, Umbrella Smells – X-mas '05


Birkin's Verse


All I want for Christmas

Is my G-Virus,

My G-Virus

See, my G-Virus!

Gee, if only I could have

My G-Virus,

Then I could wish you

'Happy mutating'!

It seems so long since I could say,

'OMFG, Wesker's turning gay!'

(Excuse me, but I'm on a massive sugar high here o.O)


Jingle Bells

Umbrella Smells

HCF all the way!

Uncle Wesker

Lost his temper

'Cuz people think he's gay...


Leon's Verse


Deck the halls with guts of zombies!

Fa la la la la, la la la la!

T'is the season to screw Ashley!

Fa la la la la, la la la la!

Don me now my gay apparel,

Fa la la, fa la la, fa la la!

Stroll the ancient Spanish channel,

Fa la la la la, la la la la,

Watch me as I shoot a barrel!

Fa la la la la, la la la la.


(Leon gets bored of singing carols…)

I said I'm sorry Ada,

I never meant to hurt you,

I never meant to make you cry,

But tonight, I'm makin' out with Ashley.

One more time,

I said I'm sorry Ada,

I never meant to hurt you,

I never meant to make you cry,

But tonight, I'm makin' out with Ashley.


Jingle Bells

Umbrella Smells

HCF all the way!

Uncle Wesker

Lost his temper

'Cuz people think he's gay...


A/N: Thanks to the many sites I used for the lyrics, and thankies to my reviewers D Leon's second song is the chorus to 'Cleanin' out my Closet', which belongs to Eminem, king of all rap artists :)

To be continued…