Blue Kitsune: Hey everybody, guess what? I decided to do a Moulin Rouge for the Naruto case! I plan to do one for Yugioh later, but I can't stop from what I want to write in here, so please read and review, and oh the cast list is right here:
Sasuke…Christian
Kakashi…Toulouse
Jiraya….Zidler
Shikarama….Argentinean
Iruka…..Satie
Kiba….Audrey
Neji….The doctor
Sakura….Nini La Belle (I know I gave her the bitchy part, but it was either her or Ino and I don't mean any offense to any of sakura fans, I don't do bashing ok!)
Orochimaru…The Duke (It was either him or Itachi, if any want a change let me know)
Kabuto…Duke's servant (kisame if any want it to be Itachi as Duke)
And the rest of the Naruto gang will have parts. But who am I missing….Ah yes, and the one to play Satine will be none other than…
NARUTO!
Naruto: What!?!
Kakashi: Actually that seems like a good idea, Naruto will play the beautiful Satine and fall in love will Sasuke, I mean Christian
Naruto: But I'm a guy! And I don't want to fall in love with that bastard.
Sasuke: Dobe, who would want to fall in love with you…
Naruto: What was that Sasuke, that's it, I'll kill him.
Jiraya: Now now, don't you try and pull a fast one, true love takes time and patience to grow into unbelievable passion. Oh maybe I should write a story on you two.
Naruto: No way, no way in hell am I playing some girl, I'm a guy!
Everyone: Then turn into your sexy no jutsu for crying out loud!
Naruto:….All right, sheesh. Fine I'll play Satie or whatever. But it can't be worse than playing some girl
Blue Kitsune: Good and it's Satine, not Satie, Iruka's playing that part. And that 'girl' you're playing is a courtesan.
Naruto: A what?
Jiraya: Courtesan, a prostitute, a woman who works for money by—
Everybody: JIRAYA!!!!!!!!!
Jiraya: What?
Blue Kitsune: I don't want to scare him too much if he finds out he's a whore in this.
Naruto: What!?! I'm a whore!
Everyone:….
Naruto: Fine whatever, could we get this show on the road already.
Blue Kitsune: Great, please read and review so that if anyone likes this, I'll be happy to do more. And oh, I don't own Naruto or Moulin Rouge!
Sasuke typing'Thoughts'
"Speech"
Lyrics……
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There was a boy
A very strange, enchanted boy
They say he wandered very far, very far
Over land and sea
A little shy and sad of eye
But very wise was he...
And then one day
One magic day
He passed my way
And while we spoke of many things
Fools and kings
This he said to me...
'The greatest thing you'll ever learn
Is just to love...and be loved in return.'
Sasuke sit at his typewriter, and begins to type his story, their story. He closed his eyes and retells the story in words on the typewriter as he types it out.
'….The Jutsu Rouge.'
A nightclub,
A dance hall, and a bordello.
Ruled over by Jiraya, a kingdom of nighttime pleasures. Where the rich and powerful came to play with the young and beautiful creatures of the underworld.
The most beautiful of all these was the woman I loved.
Naruko.
A courtesan, she sold her love to men.
They called her the Fiery Kyuubi.
And she was the star of the Jutsu Rouge.
Sasuke takes a pass at his typewriter when he knew what was next to type in that story of theirs. Tears are now flowing freely down his cheeks as he write the next line.
The woman I loved is…dead.
He continues to write of what happened when he first came to this new place of wonder and passion.
I first came to Japan one year ago. It was 1899, the summer of love. I knew nothing of the Jutsu Rouge, Jiraya, or Naruko.
The world had been swept up in a bohemian revolution and I had traveled from Hokage fire villa to be a part of it. On the hill near Japan, was the village of Tokyo. It was not as the third Hokage had said.
"A village of sin!" said Sarutobi.
But the center of the bohemian world! Musicians, painters, writers! They were known as "The Genins of the Revolution."
Yes, I had come to live a penniless existence. I had come to write about truth, beauty, freedom and that which I believed in above all things: Love.
"Always this ridiculous obsession with love!" said one of the others when I told the third Hokage why I was going. He just looked at me gravely and said nothing. Only the village did and no one else as I left.
There was only one problem--
I'd never been in love!
Luckily, right at that moment, an unconscious Argentinean fell through my roof….
Crash!
"What the Hell?!" Sasuke said as he turns and stands in surprise as figure of someone his age falls upside down through his roof. He was quickly joined by a taller figure with gray spiky hair and one eyepatch over one eye and a mask covering the rest of his face. He was dressed as a nun.
"Honestly, Shikamara do you really have to fall asleep on your part and have to let me hit you everytime you sleep." He walks through the door and over to Sasuke. "How do you do? My name is Kakashi-Marie-Raymond de Toulouse-Lautrec-Hatake. I'm terribly sorry about all this. We were just upstairs rehearsing a play."
"What?" Sasuke said, still not getting what was happening which would cause a big change to his life.
A play! Something very modern called Spectacular Spectacular.
"And it's set in Switzerland." Kakashi said, smiling at Sasuke, or at least he thought because he couldn't tell under that mask of his, but one eye did crinkled up, sorta.
Unfortunately, the unconscious Argentinean suffered from a sickness called…laziness.
Kakashi sit down at Sasuke's typewriter, while Sasuke decides to examine the fallen Argentinean, Shikamara and poked him to see if he was still alive, "Um, is he going to be all right?"
Perfectly fine one moment, then suddenly he hears Shikarama snoring while unconscious the next. Sasuke sweatdropped and stares over at Kakashi. "He's asleep."
"Yeah that's what usually happens when he falls unconscious.
The other three Jouninians appear above the hole in the ceiling from which the Argentinean came. One was a man with long brown hair pulled into a ponytail and a scar on the bridge of his nose. Another was a guy with a shaggy head of hair, red marks on his cheeks and a dog handing out of his coat. And the third person was a pale looking young man with long black hair, white eyes and a blue bandana wrapped around his forehead. Kakashi and Sasuke look up at them.
"How is he?" The pony-tailed fellow asked. The shaggy-head fellow shook his head in annoyance. "Oh, wonderful, now Shikarama is unconscious, and therefore the scenario will not be finished in time to present to the financier tomorrow."
The first fellow spoke up again. "Right, Kakashi. I still have to finish the music."
Kakashi nodded. "We'll just find someone to read the part."
"Now, where, in heaven's name, are we going to find someone to read the role of the young, sensitive, Swiss poet goat herder?" Asked the second fellow. Then all of their eyes go to Sasuke. "What?"
Before I knew it, I was upstairs standing in for the unconscious Shikamara. Everyone is now upstairs. I am standing back on a little makeshift hill-set in goat herder clothes watching everyone in extreme confusion. Iruka, as I learned from Kakashi when he introduced everyone to me, is playing unbelievably annoying music on a piano/organ instrument, Kiba along with his dog, Akumarao (I think that's how his name spelled) is directing, Kakashi is dancing around and singing in nun's clothes, and Neji is doing something odd with lights, and Shikarama was still passed out on a bed in the back.
"THE HILLS ANIMATE WITH THE EUPHONIOUS SYMPHONIES OF DESCANT!" Kakashi singed in a too high tone, which made Sasuke wish to cover his ears. Thankfully Kiba was the one to rescue him of the torture.
"Oh stop, stop! Stop, stop, stop, stop!" He moves to Iruka at the piano/organ. "That insufferable droning is drowning out my words! Could we please just stick to a little decorative piano?"
Sasuke sweatdropped when he heard the director arguing and the dog barking with Iruka over his piano playing with the thought of as well as the directing.
There seemed to be artistic differences over Kiba's lyrics to Iruka's style.
Neji seem to take the matter in his own hand as he went to break the two apart. "I don't think a nun would say that about a hill."
"What if he sings, "The hills are vital in toning the descant?"" Iruka suggested. That didn't make sense or rhythm at all in Sasuke's opinion.
"No, no," Kakashi argued, "The hills quake and shake!" That didn't make sense either.
Neji shook his head. "No, no, no, no, "The hills…tone…" He was interrupted by Shikarama suddenly woke with a start and sat up.
"The hills are incarnate with symphonic melodics!" He said and then passes out back onto the bed. Everyone looked over at the fainted Shikarama.
"Ok…that's not what I would have in mind, but what about…" They continued to babble, with everyone attempting lyrics that start with "The hills," and end in nonsense or god who knows.
Neji said, "I got it, The hills are chanting the eternal mantra…" 'That's doesn't sound right either', Sasuke thought as he heard Iruka scoffed and said, "Frankie is living in my foot."
'Ok that's worse. Wait I got it!' Sasuke seems to have something, but no one's paying attention, until, 'Kami don't make me sound stupid or at least gay or something like that.'
The hills are alive
with the sound of music
Everyone stopped their arguing and stared at Sasuke in silence. And Shikarama finally woke up. "Whoa!The hills are alive with the sound of music? I love it!"
Sasuke gives a relieved sigh. 'Well at least they've stopped arguing.' Neji place a hand under his chin. "The hills are alive… "
"…WITH THE SOUND… " Kakashi said and Iruka finished the last part. "…OF MUSIC." He then turns to Sasuke, "It fits perfectly."
Encouraged, Sasuke continued singing, "With songs they have sung for a thousand years!"
Everyone exclaims in amazement and applauded Sasuke for his amazing performance.
"Incandiferous!" Kakashi cried, clapping, "Kiba…you two should write the show together."
Kiba stopped applauding. "I beg your pardon?" And Akumarao growled at Sasuke. 'Oh boy' Sasuke sweatdropped.
But Kakashi's suggestion that Kiba and I write the show together was not what Audrey wanted to hear.
Kiba scoffed and carry his dog in hand waved, "Goodbye!" And slams the door shut as he leaves. Everyone was silent a moment before, Kakashi spoke up. "Here's to your first job in Japan." And brings out a bottle and takes a swig of absinthe.
Iruka sighed, "Kakashi…Jiraya will never agree." He then looks to Sasuke, "No offense, but have you ever written anything like this before?" Sasuke was totally lost but shook his head, "No!"
Shikarama, "How troublesome, bah the guy has talent!" He reaches a hand up to Sasuke, but since Sasuke is on the ladder, he winds up with his hand on Little Sasuke.
"Gawp!" And Sasuke hits him over the head with one of his fist. Shikarama sways sideways and feeling dizzy as he said, "I like him!" And when he noticed the placement of his hand drawing it back quickly. "Ehh…Nothing funny…" He then laughed nervously, "I just like talent." Then backs away really fast to sit far from Sasuke. 'Thank Kami…'
Kakashi was huddling with the other Bohos, while Sasuke tries to listen in on what they were saying.
"The hills are alive with the sound of music. See, Iruka, with Sasuke we can write thetruly jouninian revolutionary show that we've always dreamt of!"
Iruka then asked, "But how will we convince Jiraya?" Kakashi gave one of his weird smirk at him and there was a tiny glitter in that eye of his
"Why…Naruko…of course."
And while in the midst of their planning they glance back at Sasuke, who gives them a nervous smile. 'Ok why are they looking at me like that?'
They would dress me in the Shikarama's best suit and pass me off as a famous Japanese writer. Once Naruko heard my modern poetry she would be astounded and insist to Jiraya that I write Spectacular Spectacular. The only problem was, I kept hearing the third Hokage's voice in my head!
"You'll end up wasting your life at the Jutsu Rouge with a can-can dancer!" The Hokage said. Sasuke started to panic a little as Kakashi is gushing over towards him.
"I can't write the show for the Jutsu Rouge!!" He ran to the hole in the floor and starts to descend the ladder to his garret. However the Jounins stop him. "Why not?" Kakashi asked. Sasuke looks away from them and whispered, "I don't even know if I am a true jouninian revolutionary!
"NANI!?" They gasped in shock.
Kakashi asked, "Do you believe in beauty?
Sasuke nodded, "Yes…"
"Freedom?" Shikarama asked.
"Yes, of course."
"Truth?" Asked Iruka.
"…Yes."
Neji asked, "Love?"
Sasuke wondered this himself, "Love? Love…above all things, I believe in love. Love is like oxygen. Love is a many splendored thing. Love lifts us up where we belong, all you need is love!" Kakashi laughs happily, "Oh! See, you can't fool us! You're the voice of the Genins of the Revolution!"
"We can't be fooled!" Everyone cried. They pull Sasuke out of the hole. "Here." Kakashi holds up his glass of absinthe, "Let's drink to the new writer of the world's first jouninian revolutionary show!"
Shikarama plants a smooch on the lips of a very overwhelmed Sasuke. 'Ack, phew, I can't believe he kissed me, how embrassing!' But he continue to celebrate in the irreliable plan that they set.
It was the perfect plan. I was to audition for Naruko.
Neji pours absinthe for Sasuke and the rest of Jounins into flaming glasses.
And I would taste my first glass of…absinthe.
'Well here goes nothing!' Sasuke takes a shot of the drink in one glup.
There was a boy…Sasuke saw a Green clad guy with huge eyesbrow and a blowcut of hair. The green Fairy on the bottle looks at them.
"I'm the Green Fairy, Lee!" The thing said as it flies out into the sky, fairy dust all around her, as Sasuke and the jounins watch in drunken enthrallment.
"The hills are alive…" Sasuke sang. And the rest joined in, "WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC!"
Everyone laughs drunkenly as the Green Fairy Lee starts fever dancing to the music.
A very strange, enchanted boy…
The Jounins and Sasuke stand out on the balcony, Sasuke was now dressed in the Shikarama's tuxedo and top hat, singing as the Green Fairy Lee makes the words "Freedom," "Beauty," and "Truth" with his fairy dust, outlining the "L'amour" sign instead of writing "Love."
"YEAH, FREEDOM, BEAUTY, TRUTH AND LOVE!" The Jounins and Sasuke cried. The Fairy, Lee sang, "THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC!"
Then the Green Fairy multiplies. Making a million Lees in the sky, flying around.
GENINS OF THE REVOLUTION
GENINS OF THE REVOLUTION.
The others joined in.
NO, YOU WON'T FOOL THE GENINS OF THE REVOLUTION
NO, YOU WON'T FOOL THE GENINS OF THE REVOLUTION
"FREEDOM, BEAUTY, TRUTH, AND LOVE !" Sasuke sang outloud and the others laughed gaily with him.
As the songs come to an end. We were off to the Jutsu Rouge. And I was to perform my poetry for Naruko.
The Green Fairy's eyes turn blood red and he lets out an animalistic scream as the Jounins and Sasuke fall off the balcony into a swirling vortex that whisks them off to the Jutsu Rouge…
Meanwhile, Jiraya emerges from the entrance, and we can see the knickers of can-can dancers. He clears his throat and said in a bellowing voice.
"The Jutsu Rouge!"
Blue Kitsune: Ok hope you like it and don't worry, I'll answer any questions if there's confusion and also please let the people know Naruto is a girl in this and he's a whore.
Naruto: I am not a Hoe! Stupid writer.
Blue Kitsune: What was that!
Naruto: Nothing.
Blue Kitsune: Good now read and review.