Here it is, the last chapter. Enjoy!
Chapter Five: Getting to the Bottom of It.
Inu-yasha, Li Zhou, and Yami all sat on Kagome's couch. Kagome was pacing back and forth, trying to figure out what all had happened.
"All right, for the last time," Yugi said to his counter part, "There's no such things as closet trolls."
"But I fought them!" Yami insisted.
"How could you download porn on MY computer?" Bakura yelled at the evil spirit. "My parents will kill me! Sango won't speak to me!"
"Relax, I did you a favor. Now you're a man instead of a whimpy little boy." Li Zhou said. "Besides it's not normal for guys your age to not look at beautiful women."
"I didn't do anything wrong," Serenity said.
"I can hardly afford to take myself to IHOF, how can I afford Mai!" Joey asked. "And if I don't, she'll kill me!"
"Who started all this?" Tea asked.
Just then, there came a knock at the door. And entering was an angry Kaiba, dragging Mokuba by the arm.
"I think my brother has some explaining to do." Kaiba said.
"Explaining?" Kagome asked.
"Yes, it seems my brother is responsible for the spread of a rather embarrassing email," Kaiba said. He made Mokuba stand in front of everyone assembled. "Go on."
"Um… I'm sorry," Mokuba said, looking at the floor. "I got the survey in my email. It was just junk, but looked fun. So, I filled it out and sent it to each of you. I guess it got out of control."
"So you didn't make it?" Yugi asked.
"No. But I thought it would be funny. I mean… who believes in closet trolls? That's so wacked out I wouldn't even believe it."
"Then I guess we'll figure it out," Kagome sighed. Just then, Kagome's grandfather came in, a phone line in his hand.
"Kagome, what's this phone line doing running from our house to the well?" Gramps asked them.
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"So Shippo, how's you're survey going?" Miroku asked as he sat sipping tea by the fire.
"You wouldn't believe some of the crazy stuff people answered." Shippo said, typing away at the little computer notebook in his lap. "I'm getting stuff from all over the world!"
"That's nice," Miroku said, uninterested.
"I have mail again?" Shippo said as the little dancing mailbox popped up. He opened it, and read. "Hey, it's from Bakura, to you, Miroku." Shippo said.
"Me? Hw come it's for me?" Miroku asked.
"Cause it says 'Girls, girls, girls," Shippo said. Miroku perked up, gently pushed Shippo out of the way, and opened the letter.
Just then, Kagome and the lynch mob burst in. "SO! It was you!" she yelled.
"Huh?" Miroku asked. "What are you talking about?"
"Don't try to deny it," Tea said.
"You're the one who!" Kagome gasped when she looked at the screen.
"What is it?" Sango asked, looking at the monitor. Kaiba covered Mokuba's eyes, and Inu-yasha took Shippo outside, while the girls mercilessly began to beat Miroku over the head with any object the could get their hands on.