Chpt.1- "Music"
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ƒ: play as loud as you can (you MUST drown out the saxes)
ƒƒ: even louder
ƒƒƒ: even MORE loud
mƒ: very loud
mp: loud
p: sort of loud
pp: impossible, refer to mp
:ƒƒƒ to ƒƒ (or attempt to)
eigth rest: add extra note of your choice (all trumpets)
whole or half rest: only one or two trumpets add notes. (preferably first and second chair)
4/4, 3/4, 2/4, 2/2, 6/8, C: these are called time signatures, should be ignored
b (flat), # (sharp), natural: known as accidentals, must be ignored
accel.: get five (5) measures ahead of band.
poca a poca accel.= get five (5) measures ahead of band, when conductor stops you, get three (3) measures ahead, keep repeating process.
*memo: remember to be tone deaf. :)
Trumpet- Must carry as if first born child, except in many cases when you must continuosly drop it in order to show it respect.
music- If not respectfully torn, then always wrinkled or has mold growing on it. Large quantities of gravel are not uncommon, either.
music stand: Constantly tip over, try to see how many flutes you can maim.
chair: Repeatedly try to balance on one leg, try to see how far you can go before you tip over, off the platform.
Euphonium / Tuba / Baritone: dump spit on the euphonium and see how THEY like it for once.
saxophone (they're not worthy of capitalization): ...destroy...eliminate...exterminate...gone...at all costs...
^Remember, saxophones are lower than Pokèmon!
Flute: Use as a baton, great for practice.
Clarinet: See above
French Horn: Break all the strings, wonderful sound.
Bassoon: Avoid, unless you like to be kicked and hit on the head with a music stand.
Timpani- See how loud and high you can play until you break the heads.
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ƒ: play as loud as you can (you MUST drown out the saxes)
ƒƒ: even louder
ƒƒƒ: even MORE loud
mƒ: very loud
mp: loud
p: sort of loud
pp: impossible, refer to mp
:ƒƒƒ to ƒƒ (or attempt to)
eigth rest: add extra note of your choice (all trumpets)
whole or half rest: only one or two trumpets add notes. (preferably first and second chair)
4/4, 3/4, 2/4, 2/2, 6/8, C: these are called time signatures, should be ignored
b (flat), # (sharp), natural: known as accidentals, must be ignored
accel.: get five (5) measures ahead of band.
poca a poca accel.= get five (5) measures ahead of band, when conductor stops you, get three (3) measures ahead, keep repeating process.
*memo: remember to be tone deaf. :)
Trumpet- Must carry as if first born child, except in many cases when you must continuosly drop it in order to show it respect.
music- If not respectfully torn, then always wrinkled or has mold growing on it. Large quantities of gravel are not uncommon, either.
music stand: Constantly tip over, try to see how many flutes you can maim.
chair: Repeatedly try to balance on one leg, try to see how far you can go before you tip over, off the platform.
Euphonium / Tuba / Baritone: dump spit on the euphonium and see how THEY like it for once.
saxophone (they're not worthy of capitalization): ...destroy...eliminate...exterminate...gone...at all costs...
^Remember, saxophones are lower than Pokèmon!
Flute: Use as a baton, great for practice.
Clarinet: See above
French Horn: Break all the strings, wonderful sound.
Bassoon: Avoid, unless you like to be kicked and hit on the head with a music stand.
Timpani- See how loud and high you can play until you break the heads.