Hey people! Another parody by me... You all must be so bored. Well I had nothing better to do. I actually thought this one was kinda funny. Yet again, it's only by me... But Memoru supports me lol. Oh and by the way, I just started yet ANOTHER parody called 'Snapes Pornography' and it's a parody of Britney Spear's 'My Prerogrative'. When you review for this fic, and please do, tell me if you think it's a good idea to continue with the one currently in writing. Have fun reading and PLEASE REVIEW!
--The Red Vixen
Disclaimer: Yet again I don't own Bowling For Soup or their song 'Girl All The Bad Guys Want'... Don't own the Final Fantasy characters either.
8 o' clock, Sphere Break night and I'm waiting,
To finally talk to a girl a little blonder than me,
Her name is Rikku, she's a Gullwing with a big ship,
She wears a dresssphere, but I'm not quite sure what that means.
And when she talks,
All the boys and men are in her grip.
So she doesn't notice me.
Cuz she's dressing sexy,
Tryin to get some hot guys,
Listening to Brother whine,
Al Bhed in her eyes.
It's like a bad fiend fight,
She kicks me out of sight.
If I were her fiend, I'd be,
Screamin, "Cid's girl, get me!"
As I die miserably,
Tryin to get the girl that every guy wants,
Cuz she's the girl that every guy wants.
She likes 1000 Words, but I like Real Emotion,
That slow song's full of people who are freakin mad at their fate.
She says she'd like to score some hot guy 'round his twenties.
I hope that I'm not the one that she'll never want to date.
And when she talks,
All the boys and men are in her grip.
So she doesn't notice me.
Cuz she's dressing sexy,
Tryin to get some hot guys,
Listening to Brother whine,
Al Bhed in her eyes.
She likes 'em with a hot bod,
Nice ass, really fast.
Riding in a shoopuff,
That must be hot enough.
It's like a bad fiend fight,
She kicks me out of sight.
If I were her fiend, I'd be,
Screamin, "Cid's girl, get me!"
As I die miserably,
Tryin to get the girl that every guy wants.
She's the girl that every guy wants.
She's the girl that every guy wants.
She's the girl that every guy wants.
Here she is again,
With a short a skin on, braids all in her hair.
I broke her heart when we actually dated,
All I saw her for was overrated!
Now I'm dressin sexy,
Tryin to be a hot guy.
Listenin to Brothers whines.
Al Bhed in my eye.
I've got a hot bod alas,
You think I have a nice ass?
Then there is my eye patch...eye patch...eye patch.
It's like a bad fiend fight,
She kicks me out of sight.
If I were her fiend, I'd be,
Screamin, "Cid's girl, get me!"
As I die miserably,
Tryin to get the girl that every guy wants.
She's the girl that every guy wants.
She's the girl that every guy wants.
She's the girl that every guy wants.
She's the girl that every guy wants.
She's the girl that every guy wants.
She's the girl that every guy wants.
She's the girl that every guy wants.
She's the girl that every guy wants.
Well that's it! Thanks for reading and, yes I just HAVE to say it again, review please!!