Random stuff happens

Chapter one: Health and Help

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Peach stared in disgust at Kirby, lying on the ground with crisps hanging out of the edge of his mouth, Donkey Kong covered in sour cream on the couch, Ness, covered with mayonnaise, Jigglypuff covered with soup and Yoshi, struggling to breathe as there was a whole egg half hanging out of his mouth. Peach turned off the TV, and walked in front of it.

"You guys are getting too lazy! We have to do something about it!"

"We are not!" mumbled Ness. "Yoshi, do the 'I am energetic' dance!"

Yoshi spat out the egg onto Jigglypuff, and then started slowly dancing a bit, but then collapsed on the floor.

"Look! You're just sitting there getting fat!" exclaimed Peach.

"Run!" shouted Kirby and they all ran away, but 10 metres later, they were all lying on the ground.

"Why don't we get some exercise?" asked Peach.

"No thanks," Said Ness.

"Why don't we play cricket?" asked Peach, completely ignoring Ness.

Kirby waved his hand in Peach's face.

Not even noticing it, Peach continued: "Or golf! Everyone loves golf."

"Let's run away," whispered Ness.

They ran away.

Link was sitting in the games room.

"Hi sexy."

"What?" shouted Link.

"Erm... nothing..." told Captain Falcon.

Meanwhile, Mario and Luigi were sitting in the hallway.

"Luigi, Do you think that-a people are gettin' crazier'a?" asked Mario.

"No way," said Luigi calmly, but he was blocked out as Link was running past trying to murder Falcon with a shoebox chanting I KILL YOU I KILL YOU!

"I don't think Yoshi is going to make it!" cried Kirby.

"Yoshi, you can do it!" shouted Donkey Kong.

Yoshi could not climb anymore. It was too late.

"Come on Yoshi! It's only two more steps!" cried Ness.

One step, YES! HE MADE IT! HE CLIMBED THE STAIRCASE!

All the others watched the TV, but Kirby found watching Peach keep on talking to imaginary people more amusing.

Jigglypuff walked into the kitchen. Falcon ran in also very tired, and coughed and wheezed a tiny bit.

"OH NO! FALCON IS SICK!" thought caring Jigglypuff. Maybe Jigglypuff could help Falcon get better! Hmm... maybe some cyanide pills may help with the cough, he has a sore throat so he can have some painkillers, for the wheezing he could use this laxative, and I'm sure he could use some batteries so he could keep going. Lemonade could hide the taste of the pills, and maybe a bit of lemon on the top. Jigglypuff is so caring!

"What's this? Ooh! Lemonade! My favourite!"

Falcon gulped the whole thing down not even noticing the batteries.

"Thanks Jigglypuff!"

HEY! JIGGLYPUFF CAN BE CARING TO EVERYONE!

"Thanks Jigglypuff!" thanked Peach, who just finished her toilet paper soup, because she sneezed.

"Uh... Thanks Jigglypuff?" questioned Kirby, who looked at his laxative sprite, with some tennis racquets inside.

"Thanks Jiggly!" said Pikachu, who gulped down his aspirin Fanta.

Meanwhile, Falcon was hallucinating quite badly.

"Are you all right?" asked Ness.

"You can call me anytime," Replied a drunken looking Falcon.

Ness ran to the nearest phone and looked at the yellow pages.

"Men's Entertainment, Men's Fashion, Men's Shopping, Mental... Aah!" read Ness.

Meanwhile, Peach found everyone and encouraged them for some physical activity.

"Why don't we play some cricket?" suggested Peach.

"Fine!" they all moaned.

They all gave in and played, but two minutes later Peach went into a meditative state thinking about golf, so they all walked away.

"Ding dong!" the doorbell rung.

"We are alive because of Mickey Mouse lighting your hair on fire!" screamed Falcon.

Ness opened the door.

"Ah! Some nice people are going to do nice stuff to you!" said Ness fakingly.

"Ooh! I love the circus!" cried Falcon.

Look! Jigglypuff has been so helpful! They're going to do nice stuff to Falcon!

The mixture suddenly wore off. Falcon was sane again.

"Uh... what are you doing to me?" asked Falcon, being dragged away.

"We're going to take you away to a nice place," said the men.

"I'M NOT CRAZY! YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG PERSON! YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG MAN! I'M NOT CRAZY! YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG PERSON! YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG MAN! I'M JUST ON DRUGS!"

"In that case," said one of the men, "You're under arrest."

"I AM CRAZY! YOU'VE GOT THE RIGHT PERSON! YOU'VE GOT THE RIGHT MAN!" said Falcon.

"Okay," said one of the men, dragging Falcon away.

Ooh look! Kirby walked out the front door. Big van with people! Falcon and the mental hospital men started the car. BUT KIRBY WANTS FOOD! Kirby exited the Mansion, ran up to the van and ate it's contents and spat out Falcon, right next to Link a few floors up who had a convenient mallet next to him.

Suddenly noticing Falcon, Link dived towards the mallet.

Suddenly noticing Link, Falcon dived towards the mallet.

Suddenly noticing Falcon noticing Link diving towards the mallet, Link kept on diving towards the mallet.

Suddenly noticing Link noticing Falcon noticing Link diving towards the mallet, Falcon kept on diving towards the mallet.

Link is still diving trying to get the mallet.

Falcon is still diving trying to get the mallet.

Link grabbed the mallet.

Falcon grabbed it at the same time.

The mallet leaning towards Falcon lifted Link and hit Falcon, then Link got hit down to the ground, and then the mallet leaning towards Link crushed Link and lifted Falcon and then Falcon got hit to the ground... etc...

"Falcon and-a Link have been fighting a lot," Luigi told Mario.

"Yeah," Replied Mario.

"One day they could get stuck together both holding a mallet on roller skates!" Chuckled Luigi.

Falcon and Link zoomed past stuck together both holding a mallet on rollerskates.

Jigglypuff watched Falcon and Link zoom by and thought that everyone is fighting! Oh no! Jigglypuff must do something to make everyone love each other again! JIGGLYPUFF EVOLVES into... CUPID JIGGLYPUFF.

Roy and Marth were walking along when suddenly, Marth dropped a coin.

Cupid Jigglypuff was walking when suddenly, OH NO!!! MARTH HAS BEEN SEPARATED FROM HIS LOVE, HIS COIN!!!

Marth felt something painful dig into his back. Roy slowly took it out, and Marth picked up his coin.

MARTH HAS BEEN UNITED WITH HIS COIN AGAIN!!! JIGGLYPUFF HAS SAVED THE DAY!!!!

Jigglypuff jumped off into the sunset, until realising she couldn't jump that far, so she fell over.

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