AUTHOR: Hi. RR76 here. This is something that I wrote to celebrate my ability to post anything. Also, Pre-Teen Titans is baclk up. If anyone's interested, read that. But this... this is the story of Slade. This is how he continues his search for an apprentice. As with anything I write, there will be Terra bashing. She sucks. Anyway... read! I command you! Why are you still here?! READ DAMN YOU!!!

Slade sat at his giant keyboard in his giant hideout in a giant warehouse in a giant city called New York. Things hadn't gone too well for him in Jump city, so he figured he'd lie low here for a while, at least until he could find a new apprentice. The last 2 hadn't exactly... worked out. One of them had broken his mask (his pretty MASK!!!), the other had dumped him into a pool of lava... bitch.

But all that was in the past now. Slade had brought Plasmus and Cinderblock with him to New York. Overload kept trying to posess the keyboard and use it for... things the Catholic church wouldn't like (ahem), so he had to go. Real shame, he could have done something about- Slade's train of thought was interrupted as the screen started bleeping. A subject his apprentice had been found! Slade eagerly punched in more keys and brought up a new screen. He looked at the readouts. Some town in Colorado. He pushed another button and Plasmus appeared. "Plasmus," he began, not wanting to upset him again (last time he spilled acid all over his mask (his pretty MASK!!!)), "I have found a subject for my apprentice. I want you to... bring him here."

"Glrrrb glrb gllllr?"

Slade rolled his eye. "Of COURSE I'll tell you where he is. What, you think you'll just wander around the U.S. looking for one specific person?! Here. Take this, it'll tell you where to go."

"Glrrb."

Slade sighed uncomforatbly. Plasmus wasn't too bright, but at least he was smarter than Cinderblock. Last time he sent Cinderblock on a mission, he ended up smashing half his hideout and "accidentally," set Camp David on fire. Don't ask how he got to Maine- Slade hasn't even figured that one out. But this time... things would be perfect. He would have his new apprentice.

"And then, Robin," he said to himself, "You will suffer. WA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

"Slade? Slaaaade? Are you alright in there?" a voice called from the upstairs keyboard.

Slade rolled his eye. "Yes, mother. I'm fine. Just laughing maniacally again."

"Okay. You know how worried I get when you laugh like that. It always means you've got a new scheme in motion." Mother Slade said.

"I'll be fine, mother," Slade said, annoyed.

"Okay... I have some Dr. Evil shaped cookies, you want some?"

"OOOH!!! I'll be right there!"

Slade got up and ran upstairs, not wanting to miss the Evil cookiefest. He forgot, however, to turn off his evil Screen. And so the letters shone in giant red print: "Target located. Location: South Park Colorado."

Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflowski stood at the Bus Stop, awaiting the arrival of their friends, Eric Cartman and Kenny McKormic.

"Dude, where the hell is the bus?!." Kyle began.

"Really? So did I..." Stan said.

"What the hell could be keeping it?!"

"I don't know..."

"...Stan, you okay? You seem less... talkative." Kyle said. Then, just to break the ice, a plane crashed and killed a person.

Then Cartman and Kenny ran over. "You guys..." Cartman said, panting heavily, "I got... this... this letter in the... mail... today. Take a look."

He held out a fat envelope for his friends to see.

"Hey, check out that envalope!" Kyle said,

"Yeah, it's almost as fat as you, Cartman!" said Stan.

"'Ai!"

Kenny took the envelope from Cartman and began to read it.

Dear Boys.

Hey, it's RR76. Here's the paycheck for Code Lyoko Insanity: The Movie. Thought you might want to have it. You may want to split it, but just in case Cartman's being an asshole as usual ("ai!" barked Cartman), I've sent individual letters to each of you. See ya later!

-Raidersrule76

Cartman took out a wad of hundred dollar bills and started to count. Before he got too far, however, Plasmus came out of nowhere and picked up Cartman.

"AAAHHH!!! HELP, I"M BEING ATTACKED BY A CRAP MONSTER! HELP!!! SCREW YOU GUYS!!!" Cartman shrieked as Plasmus carried him off.

The boys watched Plasmus leave. Then Kyle said "So what're you going to do with your share?"

Cartman was dropped by Plasmus in a large room.

"Ugh... where the hell am I?!" Cartman asked.

"Patience, Eric..." a voice said. "All will soon be revealed."

CLIFFHANGER!!! Read and review please!!!