BRAIN BLOOD AND BONE

Okay, my four year old brother wrote this so please don't criticize his work. He told me exactly what to type… and …so... yeah... and that's why its humor…just because it came from the . . . kinda twisted mind of a four year old….

I gave it a few changes that you probably won't notice anyway like punctuation, spelling, etc…

One day, the Titans were out at the beach, and Robin got the chicken pox and Cyborg was home sick. Then, out of the woods atop the sand dunes, under a house, a tiger emerged and growled at Raven and she was running and running and running and the tiger was crying. So then Raven kissed Beast Boy and she and the tiger, who by the way was no Beast Boy, got married at the Tower and they were kissing tigers and the Tower and toilet paper and ghostes (I had to put 'ghostes', cause Cory forced me) and CD players and tablecloths and lights and candles (ow, that must've hurt) and were kissing naked people and butts and underwear (eek! I don't even wanna know what's goin' on in this 4 year old's head.) And the tiger was singing Here Without You (only cuz' Cory waz) and ...uh…yeah…Cory forgets what he's trying to say …and then the Cory's stuffed animal, Jelly, gets cuter and cuter and cuter and cuter and cuter and cuter and cuter and cuter and cuter and cuter and cuter and cuter and cuter and cuter and cuter and cuter and cuter and cuter and cuter and cuter and cuter and cuter and cuter and cuter and cuter and cuter and cuter and cuter and cuter and cuter and cuter and cuter and cuter and cuter and cuter and cuter and cuter and cuter and cuter and cuter and cuter and cuter and cute and cute and cute and cute…….and Cory's running out of breath….and it was cuter. Then, the Titans decided to have a party and play Battle Blitz (cuz' Cory's dieing to play it…) and Starfire brought in a punch bowl and fell in love with it (poor Robin…) and then she tripped on the rain and fell over and ( and eeew…I don't kno where Cory gets this stuff from…but….) and she slipped and fell and her bone stuck out and her blood, bone, and the rain mixed together and were kissing and this story is getting detailed for a little kid…so I'll stop typing some of this stuff now, but….uh…then the uuum…ooook... (It's kinda scary when U have to censor a 4 year old's story…) the punchbowl, or punceball as Cory states it, goes evil, and… and then it goes evil again and it then it kills everyone and then they all die. The End.

And then they all come back to life and kill the punchbowl (don't ask how u kill a punchbowl…) and then they all die…again…and then again…and a whole lotta other agains which I'm not gonna type cuz' I'm too lazy….and then the dead punchbowl is dead. And takes over the planet.

And THE END…FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yay!!!

Don't kill the boy's creativity…he had fun. Truthfully…SO DID I!!!! But anyways, don't make fun of us... he's 4!!!