My friend Jaymz helped me with this, so half of the credit goes to her! Heh, we were standing in line to see "Lazer MetallicA" (which is amazing!), and we were making up the words to this. ^-^;; yes, I know, we are insane. Soon to come, "For the Benifit of Mr. Kite" for our dearest bishounen Trowa!

Maxwell's Silver Hammer ~ GW Style!

Relena was a Peacecraft
Queen of the world
Pacifisim
Late nights all alone with debates
Relena
Duo Maxwell
Professional assassin
Calls her on the phone
"Can I take you out to the pictures, Relena?"
But as shes getting ready to go
A knock comes on the door

Bang Bang Maxwell's Silver Hammer came down
Upon her head
Bang Bang Maxwell's Silver Hammer
Made sure that she was dead

Back in boarding school
Duo plays Shinigami
Dorthy gets annoyed
Wishing to avoid pulling her gun
She tells him to stay
When the class has gone away
So he waits behind
Writing fifty times "I must not be Death"
But when she turns her back on the boy
He creeps up from behind

Bang Bang Maxwell's Silver Hammer came down
Upon her head
Bang Bang Maxwell's Silver Hammer
Made sure that she was dead

Pilot 01
Said "We've got a sexy one"
Duo stands alone
Painting testimonial pictures 
oh, oh oh oh
Quatre and Trowa screaming from the gallery
Say he must go free
"Duo must go free..."
Judge Dekim does not agree
And he tells them so 
But as the words are leaving his lips
A noise comes from behind
**sound of MS exploding**

Bang Bang Maxwell's Silver Hammer came down
Upon his head
Bang Bang Maxwell's Silver Hammer
Made sure that he was dead
Yaay!!
Gundammm Deaathhhscythe

Duo: Yaay! I killed Releana!
Heero: Hrm... Duo is pretty sexy... 
Trowa: Maybe the fic author and her friend Jaymz can make "For the Benifit of Mr. Kite" for me.
Quatre: *snickers*
Wufei: Where was I in that?! Onna wa baka yo!
The Ice Cream Assassin: Ehy! I did the best i could! Shut-up Wufei!
Jaymz: *jumping up and down* Wufei is a sexy bitch!
All: *sweatdrop*