Lone Gunmen

By Amy Jonas

Rating: PG

Keywords: Humor/Parady

Summary: We ain't afraid of no conspiracy

If there's something strange

In your neighborhood

Who you gonna call

(Lone Gunmen)

If there's something weird

And it don't look good

Who you gonna call

(Lone Gunmen)

I ain't afraid of no conspiracy

I ain't afraid of no conspiracy

If you're seeing things

Running through your head

Who can you call

(Lone Gunmen)

Cancer smoking man

Spying in your head

Oh, who you gonna call

(Lone Gunmen)

I ain't afraid of no conspiracy

I ain't afraid of no conspiracy

Who you gonna call

(Lone Gunmen)

If you're wire-tapped

Grab your cell phone

And call

(Lone Gunmen)

I ain't afraid of no conspiracy

I hear it likes the girls

I ain't afraid of no conspiracy

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Who you gonna call

(Lone Gunmen)

If you've had a dose Of ergotamine-histamine gas

Maybe you'd better call

(Lone Gunmen)

Let me tell you something

Funky Poachin makes me feel good

I ain't afraid of no conspiracy

I ain't afraid of no conspiracy

Don't get caught alone, oh no

(Lone Gunmen)

When MIB comes through your door

Unless you just want an anal probe

I think you better call

(Lone Gunmen)

Ow Who you gonna call

(Lone Gunmen)

Who you gonna call

(lone Gunmen)

Ah, I think you better call

(Lone Gunmen)...

Byers, Langly, Frohike and Jimmy; dressed in their funking poaching gear step torward the camera and say in near unison. "We're ready to believe you!"

When the commerical ended the TV was shut off and Yves turned to see the guys waiting expectantly.

Jimmy smiled brightly. "So, what do you think?"

"We thought it would reach a larger percentage of readers....get our name out there," Byers stated.

She shook her head, still not beleiving what she had just seen. 'You've lost it," she decided. "The four of you have finally lost it."