Sword-chan- Aeya! We're here to bring you Mew Mew Dub Meet! Sure, we've said our bit on- ::chokes at thought::- Mew Mew Power- the dreaded dub-... but what do our Mew Mew friends- and, 4-Aho-Baka, Ichigo is the only one that has any type of cat genes in her, and she's an IRROMOTE CAT! And the dub V/A can't say anything without spacing it out, ie- Wi-ild Mountain-c-at, Zoe-ee, fur-eek-ey...-, the real ones, have to say about it? I hit them all with tranquiliz—I mean, they WILLINGLY locked themselves in a room with the 4-Aho-Baka people for an all week debate! There will be about 6 or 7 chapters, maybe two days will be combined in one chapter. We've rated this PG-13 for certain words... we don't want 7-year-old manipulated dubbies watching big sister Sarah read this page, then ask her mother what a slut is, now do we? Uh-uh. Let's start!

X.x.X- Debate One- Names! -X.x.X

"All right, all right, let's get down to buisiness!" I, Sword-chan, shout, whilst straightening my fox ears. "These names SUCK! I mean, COME ON. How the HELL do you get ZOE (Pronounced Zoey.) What? You decided that Z-o-e was better than Zo-e cuz you didn't want her to be like a 'street kid', I guess... Oh yeah, using long 'e's at the end of names is a new trend. Hop on that hip bus!" Ikumi and Yoshida stamped on either one of my feet (Imagine a 30-ish woman doing that... and then Yoshida, who's like... 50...)

"Dont get them any ideas!" Yoshida hissed, while it seemed like Ikumi just stamped on my foot to get anger out.

"Ouch!" I hissed back. "That wasn't very nice..." Kishuu leaned inward, still keeping his seat in his wooden chair.

"Don't worry. She's nuts,"

"CRAZY LIKE A FOX I AM!!" I bellowed, making a point to spit in the 4-Aho-Baka's boss, that Kahn guy's, ear, then sighed. "ANYWAYS, what the HELL WERE YOU THINKING? I SUPPOSE NEXT YOU'LL MAKE THEM ALL FLASH MASAYA AT THE SAME TIME AND YELL 'MEW MEW SKANKS UNITE!'!"

"We at 4-KIDS do not believe in educating children in things such as that, because they are stupid, you know. The only thing they want is- in a boys case- 'hot babes' with 'cool names' and- in a girls case- 'cute outfits' 'cute animals' and 'girl power'," said Mr.Kahn-who-is-a-total-idiot. "And of course the song is a real plus. We work hard to make them believe you can only love as a teenager, and that kids can't be kids, you know," Purin stared at him.

"Then why does Usagi sound like a slut in the dub?" There was a long silence, before Ichigo spoke for the first time- other than her 'LET ME GO YOU FREAK!'-.

"She's... sort of... right..." Le gasp. (I've been thinking about this for a very long time. Usagi does sound like a slut...) Masaya stepped infront of Ichigo.

"And since when am I 16...? I'm supposed to be 14... right? Two years older than Ichigo... right?!?!" (I'm not sure if he's 14, but I'm pretty sure he's not 16! I got this from the AOL thingy-ma-jig. Check out for info )

"Which would make me 12. That's not highschool..."

"hey! Stay on topic, love-birds!" I yelled, pointing as Ichigo hugged Masaya. "You only do that in the manga and when all-powerful fanfiction writers say you can! Off, off!" and, using my all powerful writers-privleges, got Kishuu out of his chair and Ichigo hugged him... but I don't know if they went further, for I turned back to the debate. Ikumi and Reiko raised their eyebrows.

"That wasn't part of the original plot, you know. We're just here to see that you sue him..."

"Oh, who cares? I mean—" Minto cut me off in midsentence.

"I've kept quiet enough, but I just can't take it anymore! WHY IN HELL DID YOU NAME ME CORINA? ARE THE 'GALS' GONNA CALL ME CORI OR SOMETHING? YEAH REAL COOL—" she paused as I played My Sweetheart on my laptop, then continued. "Anyways. YEAH THATS REAL COOL MISTER! NOT! WHAT IS WITH THIS? MAKING THEM SOUND ALL AMERICANISED! OH YEAH WE CANT HAVE ANY OF THOSE FAT AMERICAN KIDS THINKING THAT JAPAN IS REALLY BEHIND ANIME!!"

"Uh, Minto..."

"YES?!?!"

"He says anime is only for adults," I said with an evil grin.

"EEEEWWW!!" Purin shouted. "ADULT ANIME IS LIKE, HENTAI AND STUFF!!! EEEWWWW!!" Retasu backed her up.

"I saw my uncle looking at it once..." she said quietly.

"Where's Bridget's lisp?" Mr.Kahn asked suddenly. "Isn't she a nerd?" Retasu's quiet, green eyes turned red.

"I AM NOT A NERD AND MY NAME IS RETSU MIDORIKAWA NOT BRIDGET YOU—YOU STEREOTYPICAL AMERICAN!" (A/N- I'm not trying to insult the U.S... just Kahn. I'm an american, sadly, and I'm stuck here until I can hop a plane or something...) followed by a long string of Japanese as well as English cussess. (The dark side of Retasu. O.O;; You can use that in fanfiction if you like... it's not that an original and idea but it'd be kinda fun...)

"That's the problem with Japan," Kahn said, nodding as if his words would put everything to peace and he could go on killing anime. "They're just messed up,"

"WHAAAAAAAATTTT???" screamed everyone except Kahn and his minions- sporting devil wear-, making the tiny room we were locked in shake.

"The U.S is messed up!" I wailed.

"I should know, I've been there..." Zakuro muttered. "Damned pervs everywhere you look..."

"I lived in the U.S with Keiichiro and YES it's nothing like Japan!" Ryou insisted loudly. Keiichiro agreed with a nod of his head.

"RYOU AND KEIICHIRO ARE LUVVEEES! NEE HEE HEE NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENED WITH REI!" Purin shouted, totally off topic, as usual.

"AND I AM NOT A NERD!" Retasu bellowed.

"Mmph..." we all turned to see who had made the noise, and it was Ichigo, who seemed to be enjoying what I had made her do with my writers privleges.

"I KNEW YOU WANTED TO MAKE OUT WITH KISHUU! YIPEE I YO I OHH!!" shouted I, celebrating and beating on a tamborine.

"Dfed nawht..." Translation (for the slow people)- Did not!

"Dfo tuu," Kishuu muttered through her lips (Always thought that was a weird way of putting things, but hey, work with me here! I'm a kid with no life GIVE ME A BREK!). Again, for slow people- Do to. She pulled back.

"DO... NOT!" she cast a nervous glanse at Masaya. Kishuu didn't back down.

"Then why did you put your tounge in my mouth, eh, kitten? Hmmmm?"

"CUZ I WANTED TO GET YOUR OUT OF MY MOUTH!"

"Suuurrreeee," I said, smiling. "Let's send Masaya home so you can... do whatever." And, acting like it was 'Dismissed' (A very stupid MTV show, and if I ran it, everyone would die a brutal death...) "You are dismissed, she chose... bum da da duumm... KISHUU!"

"Yay!" Kishuu did a little celebration dance. Ichigo waited for Masaya to leave then shouted-

"I ADMIT IT! KISS ME YOU FOOL!"... now we leave Ichigo and Kishuu to do whatever. Let's not turn back to them for a while?

"Well, we've pretty much covered names... We all hate them... and it's Mew Otaku- 1 4-Baka-Aho-0! WHOOT!" I turned off my laptop after saving the document, and did a little cheer. "Oh, wait... Ichigo and Kishuu are starting to do things out of the PG-13 range. Don't want to raise the rating..." I turned my laptop back on and put a big 'CENSORED CENSORED' wall around them...

X.x.X- Debate Day 1- Complete! Wonder what Kishuu and Ichigo are gonna do while we're all asleep... o.O- X.x.X

Sword-chan- That was FUN!

Kishuu- ::wipes lipgloss stains off his face and shirt:: Yeah it was!

Sword-chan- Let's go get high of caffeine, ya'll! Except Kahn and minions. You can stay here to get tortured and such...

All (Except Kahn and Minions)- O.K! ::goes off to get high off caffeine::