Stargate sg-1
To be a child again
Summary: A strange box makes Sam and Jack act like they did when they were younger
But why is Daniel smoking and drinking and did he once act like this.
Daniel was yet again in the infirmary. Jack, Sam and tel'c were looking ancshusly at him as Janet was examining him.
Tel'c: Are you feeling better now Daniel Jackson.
Daniel: yeah, never felt so Premium.
Jack: Premium? Only you can say such a big word after being electrocuted.
Daniel: it means I'm fine.
Jack: For someone who has just been electrocuted by that mumbo jumbo box thingy
Teal'c raised his eyebrow
Daniel (not realising that it was Jack talking): Mumbo Jumbo?
Jack: Yeah you know that that thing you erm you know like so much with the erm you know Egyptian stuff on it.
Erm you know your happy place.
Sam grained at Jacks attempt to explain a box to Daniel.
Janet: well I can't see any thing wrong with you. So unless you start to feel any noshes you can go,
Jack: well I feel like some pie. Any one coming
Daniel: Yeah but then I really have to get translating that Mumbo Jumbo box thingy as you put it.
Daniel and Jack left for the canteen, while teal'c went to kel'no'reem (were else)
Sam turning to Janet: why is it always pie
She then copied her collages in going to have some pie.
Daniel: THERE ISN'T ANY APPLES WHY IS THERE NEVER ANY APPLES
Daniel started to leave.
Sam: I wonder what is wrong with Daniel.
Jack: he hasn't had his morning apple yet
Jack then spotted an apple picked it up and through it at Daniel.
Jack: HEY DANIEL HEADS UP. Jack then realised what he had done.
Jack:(whispering) I shouldn't of done that.
Sam: oh no he's going to drop it.
But to their amassment, Daniel caught the apple and waved his hand in thanks.
Jack watched in amassment as Daniel left. He could not believe his eyes
Sam waved her hand in jacks face: hello sir, colonel O'Neill are you in there
Jack realising sam's hand: what. Sam
Sam looking scared: are you ok sir. Should I get Janet?
Jack: no, I'm fine. I was just thinking about what Daniel did.
Sam: why what did Daniel do?
Jack: well you know that Daniel can't catch well I throw him an apple and he caught it.
Sam: Yeah I know I saw sir but I that you was closer than normal to him
Jack: Sam is you going blind I was about 1 meter away from him
Sam: so maybe he leant to catch
Jack: Daniel. Ye right. But then again I saw an award of Daniels it was for being a great pitcher
Sam: there's your answer
Jack: yeah but what I don't understand if Daniel was as good of a pitcher now then why,
When I throw him anything he drops it, well apart from today.
Sam: good point, I mean he can't go a day without dropping anything thrown or not.
But why are you telling me this. Why not just ask Daniel.
Jack: I will I will just not when he's with that box thingy I mean I don't what t get elecutied
Sam gives him a look
Jack: I will ask him just not when he's near that box
Jack starts to walk out and says to himself: to bad that Daniel will always be with the box
Stranger: Doctor Jackson here is the results of the scan you required me to do on that box thingy
As the stranger starts to walk away he drops a packet of cigarettes
Daniel: thanks (noticing the packet of cigs) hay you've dropped your cigarettes.
Stranger: can you put them in the bin I'm trying to quit?
Daniel looks at the packet of cigs it's been so long since he had had a cigarette.
Daniel placed them on to the counter and finisded translating the hieroglyphics.
Daniel just couldn't get one of the hieroglyphics.
Daniel: inner...wisdom no can't be.
Daniel reached down next to him and picked up a long thin stick
Daniel: one won't hurt and I wont tell if you won't
Daniel lit the cigarette and took a long drag from it
Daniel: that felt well. What the fuck I'm I staying here for any way as if I want
To spend Saturday night stock translating
He then heads for the door and leaves