Robin The Red-Nosed Bat-Boy

Disclaimer: Do not own Teen Titans--DC does, Don't Own Rudolph--Santa Does, Don't own this darned song--Johnny Marks Does.

You know Nightwing and Dancer

And Oracle and Vixen,

Batgirl and Cupid

And Huntress and Blitzen.

But do you recall

The most famous Bat-Boy of all?

Robin the red-nosed Bat-Boy

(Bat-Boy)

Had a very shiny nose

(he's a drunkard)

And if you ever saw it

(saw it)

You would even say it glows

(like a flash light)

All of the other Bat-Boys

(Bat-Boys)

Used to laugh and call him names

(like Pinochio)

They never let poor Robin

(Robin)

Play in any Bat-Boy games

(like Monopoly)

Then one foggy Christmas Eve

Batman came to say

(Bwa ha ha)

Robin with your nose so bright

Won't you kick bad guy butt tonight?

Then all the Bat-Boys loved him

(loved him)

And they shouted out with glee

(yippee...)

"Robin the red-nosed Bat-Boy

(Bat-Boy)

You'll go down in history!"

(like the Joker!!)