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Disclaimer: I don't own DA
A/N: Okay, I stole this idea, but I couldn't resist doing it for DA! But, hey, imitation is the best kind of compliment, isn't it? :-) Oh, and...I have kind of a weird sense of humor so...maybe this is hilarious to me and just dumb to you...humor me. This is just a way for me to waste a couple minutes and amuse myself.
Out-Take
(the scenes you thought you'd never see)
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Max: So...what's for dinner.
Logan: Hamburger helper!
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Logan: Hiya.
Max: You page me?
Logan: No...but since you're here, how 'bout we get it on!
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Max: I'm supposed to be revved-up. Truth is, I'm a lemon.
Logan: I'd say banana...
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Max: Hey guys!
Kendra: Max, we need to talk....I think Logan stole my sex toys.
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Lydecker: (in Max's flashback) *drinks some coffee* OW!! DAMN! That's HOT!! Damn it, who the hell made this? I'm trying to have one of my serious, tough guy moments!! I can't do that with boiling coffee!! Shit...
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Matt: *Logan and Cindy are waiting in Logan's car as Matt drives up in his car* *Matt's car bursts into flames* Damn it...did it again. Quick, take off your shirt and help me! *starts patting out flames*
**side note from SL...mmmm...fireman Logan...**
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Max: It could be anyone...Brin...Jondy
Logan: Jondy? *laughs* That sounds like some kind of disease!
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Normal: Well, well, well...so far, your moron colleagues have come up with the following excuses for why you're strolling in here at the crack of noon - you had a dental emergency, your aunt died...again, and my personal favorite from this idiot - you were detained by the sector police for practicing witchcraft. Now, would you care to further insult my intelligence?
Max: Oh my God...NORMAL!! *launches herself at him* You're SOOO sexy when you're angry!
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Max: I steal things in order to sell them for money. It's called commerce. But some stranger sneaking into a girl's apartment is bent.
Logan: Bent?
Max: Bent.
Logan: I left you a present.
Max: Yeah, I know...I stepped in it.
**Okay!! Sorry!! That was just plain gross!**
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Logan: Come here...I want to show you something. *leading Max* It's my Barbie collection!! Pretty cool, huh? Sometimes me and Bling play with them, but he always makes me be Midge.
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Logan: Aww...cool! Max, come check out what I got in the mail today!
Max: What is it?
Logan: It's the video from my time as a male stripper!
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Zack: It's all phony sentimentality, Max!
Max: *smacks him*
Zack: Ow!!! God, that really hurt!! It'll probably leave a bruise too....
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Lydecker: You know what I always liked? That guy...what was his name? Barney? Yeah...that's it! I love you, you love me....
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Sketchy: So anyway, the square root of a the lateral angle in an isosceles triangle is congruent to that of....
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Zack: You know...it's really easier just to wear the same outfit all the time.
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**Okay...um...yeah, don't ever hold this against me because it was totally just a waste of time, lol.**
