Oh hell no!

Summary: Our favourite darling (note sarcasm) Dursleys have to come to Hogwarts for the year, as they are Voldies latest targets... Harry isn't holding back this time (wink)

Disclaimer: Oh come on! You haven't read enough stories to only see this published a billion times?!?! None of us people here own this stuff... J.K Rowling does... Chill!

Note: It is only PG for a teensy bit of swearing... nothing we don't hear in school anyway...

STORY:

The family of No.4 Privet Drive were all minding their own business, eating what could only be their dinner, thinking that today would be a peaceful night for once... No disturbances whatsoever.

But no, it wasn't meant to be... The doorbell rang...

"Yes?" asked the beefy Vernon Dursley rudely.

"Ah! Mr. Dursley I presume?" inquired a grave voice at the door, "May we please come in?"

"Why?" asked Vernon shortly, crossing his arms over his chest and looking mean.

"We have some... ah... news and I think it best if we only have to break it to your family once. Mr. Potter included."

Suddenly, Vernon spotted a long looking stick thing in the man's pocket and backed off from the door fearfully.

"Your one of them!" he shrieked, looking quite mad, "Get away from me and my family and never come near us again!"

"Petrificus Totalus" snapped the man, finally losing his patience.

Vernon Dursley went as stiff as a board, his eyes wide. Lazily flicking his wand, the man directed his stiff body into the lounge and went to the Kitchen to collect the other Dursleys.

Once they were all seated in the lounge, Mr Dursley finally able to move again, the man handed Harry Potter an official looking letter.

Curiously, Harry opened it and read:

Dear Mr. Potter and residents of the Dursley household,

It is my duty to inform you that due to unfortunate circumstances, all four of you are required to spend the rest of the school year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. All other matters will be discussed upon your arrival here by Portkey as soon as this letter is delivered to you.

It is of the utmost importance that you put all else behind you and all come here, as this may be the only way for your family to survive.

Sincerely,

Albus Dumbledore,

Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

"WHAT?!?!" Bellowed Harry, outraged.

"Boy what are you yelling about?" snapped Vernon Dursley snatching the letter away from Harry's hands.

Harry sat down heavily with his head in his hands looking almost faint while Vernon was reading the letter.

When he'd finished, his face had gone quite an interesting mixture between puce and violet.

Remus Lupin, the man who had come to escort them, cheerfully took the spluttering and incoherent mumbling of all four occupants of them room to mean that yes; they would be staying at Hogwarts for they year.

"Portus" he muttered and, telling them to grab hold of it, transported them to the waiting faculty of Hogwarts and the members of the Order of the Phoenix.

Authoresses Note: Well, that was the beginning of it, I'll add the Dursley bashing in the next chapter... Thanks to all the people that reviewed to my other stories as well... you guys make my day!

I'll update ASAP since heaps of people reviewed (not for this story, other ones)

Review!!! and tell me what sort of Dursley bashing we're gonna see in the next chappie... k?

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