I'm ALIVE! … I know you all missed me... and how much you all wanted to kill me because I'm so slow on updating… well you see that's not my fault…. Some sort of evil flying thing flew at me when I was writing and stole all my memory! I know I can barely believe it myself…. But I assure you it happened. And then after that I couldn't write. But its okay I hunted down the evil creature of doom and took back my memories…. That why I'm posting it… I'm cool…
Thank you for all my reviews and not flaming me. I loves you all hands out cookies.
And on with the story.
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"What do you mean he's your cousin?"
"Well step cousin actually." He replies as if it's nothing important.
"WHAT! Okay …maybe I'm not hearing you right…. He's your-."
"C-o-u-s-i-n." The bastard says slowly in a patronising way.
"Oh my fucking god!" I turn round to glare at the wall. I know if I turn round I'll end up punching the prick. Grrrr.
"Your cousin? YOUR COUSIN! How can you do this too me?" I end up yelling/ whining… or something pathetic knowing me.
"Do what?" He interrupts looking as if I have an extra arm or something.
"I've been shit scared that he was an ex coming to take you away or something! Then it turns out he's your cousin! If he's just that why the hell did you make such a big thing about it in the classroom then, huh?" I yell at the wall.
I can feel my nails digging into my palm as I clench my fists tightly, as I slowly turn round.
Why? Why does this always happen to me? – yeah I'm whining in my head…
His face twist into a glare, its like what the hell!.
"Well I'm sorry but how would I have known what you've been going threw. You were avoiding me as well." He drags out the word "avoiding".
"I WAS AVOIDING YOU COS YOU WERE AVOIDING ME!" I yell back.
How can he say that to me?
… wait I just said that in my head… okay maybe I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed… or world in my case.
"See how am I meant to know if-"
"Ugh I don't have to put up with this!" OMG, OMG WHAT AM I DOING!
I turn to glare at him and head to the door.
Oh my god! No what am I doing. Must not cry, must not cry, must NOT-
I jerk the door open.
"AHHHH JESUS MARY- OH MY GOD KAIIIIII!-!-!-! AH something fell on me! Me! Right on my foot! And it was scary and oh dear god I'm gonna dieeeeee!-!-"!
Runs and jump onto the closest thing- oh my god. Must breath. Breathe in breathe out etc.
"What the fuck are you two doing?" Kai asks… his voice sounding incredible close to me. I look up.
Shit… only this could happen to me. I swear someone's got it in for me.
Yes one is clinging onto Kai for dear life… so this didn't go quite as I planned… to hell with it.
"gasp wow what an amazing door."
I turn to see the "two" he was talking about who were sprawled out across the doorway. Nasty buggers falling on me…
"This is just the perfect shade of white." Kevin carried on. "Wow I am just amazed that this is my door."
"Okay that was one of the… scrap that. That was the worst attempt of a cover up ever, what was the point of even trying? And why the fuck where you listening to our conversation?" Kai growled, whilst I loosen my grip.
"Christ" Tala stands up pulling Kevin up with him and attempts to brush off the non-existing dirt.
"Okay before you say any thing- even if we weren't out side the door we still would of heard it. We were sent by the people on the bottom floor to tell you guys to shut up." Kevin stated.
"Yeah but it was much more interesting this way so we didn't stop you." Tala answered nodding his head slightly.
"Come on you too. This isn't like you. Your Ray and Kai. Your like inseparable, you cant just fight over something stupid. It was like love at first grope. I mean no you two, just no."
And this will be the first ever time that Tala's ever actually made sense. Not just having it kinda make sense. But he seriously knows what he's talking about. This day shall be remembered.
The end.
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Nah I'm just fucking with ya.
I turn to look at Kai who's looking straight at me.
"I can't do this by myself Ray." He murmurs.
"I can't do this without knowing what's going on." I glance up to him searching for something in his eyes.
(Oh dear this is getting a bit too serious.)
Some one whimpers in the corner and we turn round to look.
"Your not braking up are you?" Kevin whines.
Fuck! We're not are we? Shiiiiitttttttttttttt.
Everyone stops and looks at me. Oh crap I gotta say something. Is it up to me? If so MWAHHA I HAVE THE POWER!
"Not to my knowledge." He smiles and reaches for my hand, but I pull away. "But you've got to tell me what's going on and why your getting so worked up about your cousin. Or I'll brake you fucking neck."
The blue hair prince smirks. "Yah like you could. " I raise my eyebrow at him.
You could see Tala's twitchy movement behind us. "Um" he mutters, " Ray does have a pretty good chance against you…. He punched me once and I was knocked out for 2 hours straight… but, but you know…" he shrugged and turned away as Kevin tried to stifle his laughter as he whispers something to Tala.
Yeah I've said it before and ill say it again I envy them.
"And again I shall leave for the nasty thing over there is glaring at me…. Yeah I see you. And your little wimpy hair and your crappy top… which I would like to know were you got it from... but I shall ask you another time… yeah I see your eye twitching Kai… Haha nervous twitch… okay bye now."
And with that they left… leaving Kai and me alone… again…
"Well."
"Well." He answers and looks down at the floor.
Half an hour and three tubs of Ben and Jerry's ice-cream later.
"So basically. We almost split up because your family is a bunch of screwy, money hungry, psychopaths?" I ask.
"Eh basically" Kai answers drawing his knees up to his chest whilst sitting on the edge of my bed.
Yeah you're all wondering what's happening. Yeah I can read minds…
Well you see. Kris is Kai's cousin on his mothers side and because his mum and dad broke up, his dad and him got all the money from his grandfather when he died and since then there's been some sort of spacky rivalry going on, and Kris is just a bastard who made a load of shit up about his dad. And you know Kai and his anger-ness. He just flipped cos he's a bit cool…
Well that's what I've been told.
"… Please. Don't ever introduce me to your family…"
He chuckled slightly and crawled over to me wrapping his arms round my waist.
"I wouldn't dare."
Oh yeah I'm good.
Trust me to get the boyfriend with the evil relatives…
"awwwww"
"Oh for fuck sake stop hiding behind the bloody door!" he yells letting a smile appear on his face.
This would be why I love him.
The end.
Nah I'll probably update again… in a few months lol.
Again no flamers. cos I'm short?