A/N: This story was born of screams and bloodied fingers. But on another note it is kind of AU because I don't think Naruto goes to school, just ninja school, but tough. Artistic license. No doubt I've got a few things wrong, I've only read the current American Shonen Jumps and some episode guides. So if you could correct me I'd be happy to change it if it doesn't mess with the plot too much.ï