When WWE Superstars go to Wal-Mart

A/N: Ahhh...the final chapter of my cult classic. XD I can dream, ok? Anyhoozleebees, I wanna say thanks to all the peep who've stuck with me with AWESOME reviews. Soo..(sniffle) thank you from the bottom of my evil black heart. (Snifsnif) Yaay. Ok, here we gooooo.....

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As Trish was walking out of the store, a security guard walked up. "Excuse me, miss, but we've got you on tape sticking a Marik action figure under your coat." He said. Trish gasped "dramatically", "WHAT?!! ME? Nooo...I mean..I..I was babe of the year!" She yelled. At that moment, Eddie ran by.

"Hey, look! It's that Guerrero guy!"

"What? Where?" The security guy started chasing after Eddie.

In the electronics...

Josh Matthews was checking out the selection of DVD's when he spotted "Confessions of a teenage drama queen".

"OHMIGOD!!I LUURRRVVVEE THIS MOVIE!!!" He yelled and grabbed it, "Lindsay Lohan is, like, my Goddess!! And I HAVE to have that outfit she's wearing! It's sooo Gothic!!" He then did the dance that what's-her-face does and sang "CONFESSIONS OF A TEENAGE DRAMA QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" As loud as he could.

In a random place....

Melony was sitting in a buggy eating Twizzlers when Gary Gulman walked by.

"MY COOKIE MAN!!" She screamed and jumped on him.

"Oh my God! Who are you?!" Gary yelled, he looked at her and then fell under her weird, freeky deeky lust spell. "Ohhh..I love yoouu.." He said. And then, they made out in the middle of the candy isle. Then JJ walked up, "Can I join?" He asked. Suddenly, a tent popped up and they all loved in a tent.

Meanwhile..in the camping isle....

There was a tent set up. Benoit stepped out, he had a camouflage hat on, was holding a rifle, and was sipping an icee through the space in his teeth.

"Sheltie! C'mon! Let's go hunting!" He yelled. Shelton ran up and was holding a rifle, "Uhm..we're in Wal-Mart..what are we going to hunt?" Sheltie asked. Benoit shrugged, "I dunno..we'll find something."

In a random place........

Autumn and Rico were sitting at a desk type thing.

"Where is she?! The contest is about to start, dammit!" Autumn said.

"Oh, she's probably loving somebody in a tent." Rico replied.

At that moment, Melony ran up and sat next to Autumn.

"You were loving somebody in a tent, weren't you?"

"Uhhmm...maybe?"

Suddenly, the lights dimmed and a runway appeared, with different colored lights on it. John Cena walked down the runway in a banana hammock. Rico, Melony, and Autumn all held up signs that had a "10" on them.

Next was Josh Matthews...

"You're disqualified." Autumn said.

"What? Why?" He asked, stunned.

"Because you don't even have a banana! You have an..apricot."

"So that gets me disqualified?"

"Yes! It's a banana hammock contest..not an apricot hammock contest."

"Oh! This is SO unfair!" Josh yelled and stormed away.

Next was Charlie Haas. He got two "10"'s and one "8".

"That's it..I can't take it!!" Autumn jumped on Charlie and the two of them proceeded to make out on the runway.

"Next!"

Next was..Benoit and Sheltie? They were out of hunting clothes and into b. hammocks. Benoit still had his icee.

"Ohhh..Benoit! I'm your sexual aggression!" Melony screamed.

"What the HELL is going on here?!!" Vince McMahon yelled as he stormed through the electronic Wal-Mart doors.

"Oh shit..we're busted!" Benoit said.

Vince walked over and was about to say something when Autumn and Charlie rolled off the runway and on top of him.

"Ack! HELP ME!!" Vince screamed. Autumn and Charlie stopped playing tonsil hockey and stood up. "Oh crap! We landed on the big cheese!" Charlie said.

"Hide me." Autumn squeaked and jumped behind Charlie.

"HAVE YOU PEOPLE ALL GONE CRAZY?!!!!!!!!!!!" Vince screamed.

Rene ran by, screaming. Kane ran by a few seconds later yelling; "Rene! Be my wifey!!"

"I can't believe you people work for me.." Vince mumbled.

"ATTENTION!" A voice came over the loud speaker. "All WWE come out with your hands up! The Wal-Mart is surrounded!:

"Ohh man..." Randy said, "Who called the fuzz?"

1 Hour Later...

"I'm terribly sorry for all the trouble they've caused," Vince said as the police dude unlocked the jail cell door. "I promise it will never happen again."

Melony, Autumn, John, Charlie, Randy, Rico, Ric, Dave, Eddie, Chavo, Chavo Jr., The Dudleys, Trish, Stacy, Matt, Benoit, Sheltie..oh screw it! And everybody else that was there, came out of the cell and into awaiting cars.

"Sorry we wreaked havoc on the Wal-Mart, holmes." Eddie said.

"Dude, did you really pay the $9,000,000,000,00 dollar bail fee thingie?" Edge asked.

"Yes I did..and it's all coming out of your paychecks."

Everybody groaned.

"Hey, can we stop at Wendy's?" Kurt asked, "I'm hungry."

"This car is not stopping EVER until we get to L.A.!!"

"Hey, look, a Dollar Tree!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The End

A/N: What did you think? Didya see Vince coming? Heeheehee. Oh yeah, I'm not bashing Josh, cause I love the guy....(innocent grin)..and the Gothic thing is an inside joke. Soo..I'll see ya on the flip side peeps! Rock on!!