Switched
Dentri Tomiko
((A/N: I'm BAAAAAACK, thank you Elaine who helped me on this idea! It's a completely different fic from my Another Fate, Another Mission, Another Destiny. I think you guys will like it though!))
Chapter One
They had ended up in Foaly's lab for some odd unknown reason. Ever since Artemis regained his memories, Foaly always needed help with something. But now this was something other than help it involved Holly and Artemis.
"So what were you doing again Foaly?" asked Artemis.
"Better not hurt anyone," Holly warned.
Foaly smirked.
"Oh don't worry about Holly, it's completely harmless," he responded.
Artemis laid back as Foaly did some stuff to both of them and then went to the computer.
"I'm warning you Foaly-" began Holly.
"Just shut up and relax Captian," snapped Foaly, quickly typing away on the computer close to the pair of experiments.
Both of them were instantly knocked out.
A couple more things were done.
"You're going to get a big surprise Holly," muttered Foaly grinning at Artemis who's blue eyes fluttered open.
"See Captain no harm done," said Foaly.
Artemis looked up at him...
"Yea...I feel nothing," he replied gasping.
Wait..it wasn't exactly...Artemis....something happened.
"So Holly what do you think?" said Foaly smirking.
A low growl came out of his so called experiment.
"YOU DIDN'T!" roared Artemis.
Foaly was rolling on the floor laughing.
"You like your new look?" he asked.
Artemis stuggled getting free from the metal clasps that held him down.
The fact was that Artemis wasn't exactly Artemis. It was Holly in Artemis' body.
Artemis woke up....he felt normal...but who was the other person in the room, he heard someone laughing and someone screaming.
"I'LL KILL YOU FOALY! YOU'LL BURN ALIVE ONCE I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!" someone screamed.
It sounded like him...
Artemis opened his eyes to see a very pissed off him clasped to a metal table and Foaly rolling on the floor laughing.
"Ah Artemis you're awake!" he said smiling.
"What am I doing over there when I'm over here?" Artemis responded.
His own reflection glared at him.
"Try looking down Fowl," his ownself sneered.
Artemis looked down, his eyes going wide.
"Holly...you're-y-you're me..and...I'm....YOU!" he said.
"Yeah, what else is new?" replied Holly sarcastically.
Artemis closed his eyes.
"Foaly do realise that-" he began.
"Yes I realise perfectly well that you're a male and Holly is a female. You're the only ones that were willing though...plus Holly you so cute," teased Foaly.
Holly screamed in frustration.
"Dammit Foaly!" she screamed.
Artemis held back a laugh.
"Oh what are you laughing about midget at least I'm taller than you now!" shot Holly.
Artemis looked take a back but then smirked.
"Oh but I bet you'll take perfect care of me won't you Captain?" he teased.
Holly turned slightly pink her new sea blue eyes going wide.
"No, because Foaly is going to turn us back before I'll kill him," threatened Holly.
"No can do, the computer system broke after I did the switch," replied Foaly.
Artemis' eyes went wide that time.
"I can't and I won't!" he debated loudly.
"I assure you two will get along and play eachother's roles perfectly until I can get the switch system fixed," said Foaly smirking.
"Oh that better be in the next five minutes or someone's head is gonna ROLL!" said Holly slightly calmer than earlier...it was still a pissed off voice though.
"Then I wouldn't be able to fix the system m'dear," said Foaly sweetly.
Holly growling.
"I think you actually like seeing us like this," she muttered.
"I actually do...," admitted Foaly.
Holly gave him the infamous "You're gonna die look".
Foaly backed away.
"Alright...I'll count three and you'll take deep breaths....after that I'm going to unlock you two from the tables....you will get up a orderly and calm fashion, and sit down in those chairs over there, and you will not attempt to kill moi," said Foaly.
The clasps were, off and Holly lunged forward only to find Artemis' tiny body restraining her.
"Ya know what Fowl, I hate the fact that in my old body...I could easily kick your ass. Sadly...they'll be no assing kicking today," said Holly sweetly, her dark blue eyes flickering.
Artemis looked slightly frightened only to place his own arms around himself..he gasped at what he felt..he wasn't used to it...
Holly wacked him on the head..it was nothing that Holly would've originally gave him since she was in HIS body but still..it did hurt.
"PERVERT!" she screamed, pinning his arms down to his chair.
"He'll eventually have to take a shower anyway, you will too," pointed out Foaly.
Holly groaned.
"Just great," she muttered.
Artemis smirked.
In a way...he looked forward to but in a way he was frightened...only because he had never seen a girl..like that before....he'd have to touch Holly's body to clean her and well...Artemis shuddered at the thought. It just really didn't seem right. But in a way it seemed like revenge, but Artemis reminded himself that Holly would have to do the same with him.
"You'll get to know eachother act like one another, Commander Root doesn't need to know about this. I'll give him a reason on why you two should meet eachother everyday...and keep in contact. Until then don't say a word to anyone on the big switch. Just act like eachother, Holly no additude, and Artemis try to GET some additude," said Foaly.
Holly rolled her eyes.
"He'll have to learn to keep things simple...and how is he going to fly one of the ships?" she asked.
"I'll teach him," said Foaly.
Holly sighed.
"Evereyone knows my style of flying Foaly, Artemis can NOT and I repeat CAN NOT copy that without me driving the ship," she said.
"Fine we'll both teach him," said Foaly.
"Agreed," growled Holly.
"You'll have to have an advanced vocabulary with me, and don't be surprised about all the e-mails and death threats. You'll usually stay in my room, thank god it's summer," said Artemis.
"Feh I know the way you act Fowl no need to give me lessons, you're the one that's a computer wimp," said Holly.
"Okay...I'll just leave you two alone," said Foaly, walking out of the lab.
"You know this is YOUR fault," said Holly glaring.
"MINE? HOW? WHEN?" asked Artemis.
"You're the stupid person who offered to "help" you idiot! If it wasn't for you-" began Holly.
"Yes, I know, but I didn't fool with asking Foaly, I thought I could trust him...and you were dragged into this by Root," said Artemis.
Holly sighed, twirling a strand of black hair around her finger.
"You'll have to learn not to do that," said Artemis.
A glare from Holly.
"We'll just have to get along...this is weird though...way beyond weird," said Holly.
"You think I enjoy this?" asked Artemis rolling his eyes.
"That's more like it....that's me, and no I don't think you do," said Holly.
"Whatever you do try not to look down that's my only advice," said Artemis.
"Same for you Fowl, if anything you'll take a peek," muttered Holly.
"I'm too afraid to..," he responded shuddering. Holly glanced him.
"Try not to poke them," she warned darkly.
Artemis fell backwards out of his chair blushing madly.
"I wouldn't dare!" he said defensively.
Holly laughed.
"Don't you'll get curious," she teased.
Artemis sighed.
This was a going to be a LONG wait...Foaly had better get that switch machine running. And SOON.
((A/N: YAYS! What did you guys think? More twisted than usual? Yeah most definately different for me myself. Is it better than Another Fate, Another Mission, Another Destiny? The rating might go up in this one if I can actually have the time to do one.))