She's JUST a Computer

Disclaimer: I don't own Artemis Fowl OR Chobits...

Summery: For the past few month's Artemis has never stepped foot out of his room, he's in there all the time and when he's out, the door is locked. What is he doing in there? Well, the rest of the Fowl house hold want to find out, but what will they do when they come face to face with the lil genius' secret? Better sum inside! R&R!

Pairing: None yet.

Warning(s): Some cursing (from Juliet)

Authoress' Note: Oh my. This story is actually turning out to be a lot of fun to write. I have kept Arty in character for once! (GASP!) For a nice pleasant change he's not walking around in a skirt and having sex with some hunky drool worthy boy. (Or Butler :P Who is also hott) It's not fair to the people who don't like slash (Although I do not know why you guys don't...) that every one of my fics are boy/boy love. As cute as it is.

Also, just to make it seem like Artemis is not a perv, I'm going to make it so the sheet was only removed from her upper half. It is still covering the more... important parts of her body that need to be covered.

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Chapter 4: Maria

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Juliet watched as the girl sat up. Her brown curls falling conveniently over her breasts. The sheet that had been covering her was thankfully pooled around her hips. Covering up what needed to be covered. The girl stared straight ahead. Her green eyes glazed over. She didn't seem focused on anything.

The youngest Butler turned to look at Artemis, who was smiling in the girls general direction. He was actually smiling. He never smiled. Smirked yes. Sneered. And yet here he was. The Ice Prince of Ireland was smiling happily. And at this girl. How totally unfair.

A long and annoying (In Juliet's opinion) silence stretched out between the two teens and the girl on the table.

Artemis - who was still smiling that sickeningly sappy smile - seemed to have forgotten that Juliet was even there. It was only when the blond cleared her throat in a more then subtle grab for attention, that he composed himself and turned to her. His icy blue eyes turning out the light they had in them only seconds before.

"Well?" he said, raising an eyebrow yet again.

Juliet eyed the girl for a moment before gluing her crystal blue orbs to the morbid boy next to her.

"Well what?"

Artemis made an impatient noise and continued to stare at her. Refusing to answer. Juliet knew how easy it was to piss the guy off. And judging from his face. He was slowly losing his temper. And Artemis's mood swings are something the blond girl could do without. So not wanting to peeve him off further she pointed to the girl and asked.

"Who's she?"

This, it seemed, was not the right thing to say. Because Artemis was so smart he really didn't get on well with people... dumber than him. And seeing as though almost everyone in the world fell into that category, the young crime lord was never the life of the party. To him, Juliet had just asked two idiotic question's in a row and it was making him a tad... irate.

But he liked Juliet, so he'd let it slide. And besides. He couldn't stand it when she gave him the cold shoulder for a week. Taking a deep breath, the genius turned back to his creation.

"She is my latest invention."

Juliet too, turned to the girl. Invention huh. So what. Had he been doing some sort of experiments on this girl?. That was crazy. Even for Artemis. Who tended to come out with some wired stuff.

"Invention?"

"Yes Juliet. Invention."

The Irish boy cleared his throat. Grabbing the attention of the girl. Who up until now, hadn't stopped staring at the wall. She turned her head to blink at the boy. Her brown locks falling away from her chest. Revealing her breasts. Juliet's jaw dropped at this. But Artemis didn't seem to notice. He was looking at the girls face.

"This is Maria, my latest and by far best creation." he said, some what proudly.

Maria also seemed pleased with this declaration. Because she smiled at Artemis cheerfully. Cocking her head to one side slightly. Juliet had to admit. That look was cute. And judging from the expression on Artemis's face. He thought so too.

"Isn't she wonderful." he said, moving foreword.

Juliet didn't answer. Didn't Artemis realize that Maria was naked?. Naked. I mean sure, the genius was... composed and all, but surely he wasn't blind to the fact that her tits were showing. Juliet chanced a glance at Artemis. He was... Juliet gaped.

He was touching her breasts!

"ARTEMIS!" screeched the girl, charging foreword and snatching his hands away.

Artemis looked at her in mild shock. Maria remained smiling.

"Is there a problem Juliet?" asked the genius, his wrists still in her tight grasp.

The younger Butler stared at him. What the hell was that supposed to mean?

"Yes there bloody well is!"

"Language Juliet."

Juliet ignored him.

"You where touching her breasts! What's wrong with you?" she snapped.

Artemis removed his wrists from her grip and put his hands behind his back.

"Nothing is wrong with me." he said, eyeing her strangely.

Juliet intensified her glare and gestured wildly to the girls chest.

"What do you mean 'nothing is wrong with me.' You where touching her breasts?"

The genius looked at Maria, who was still smiling, then at Juliet, who looked like she wanted to practice some of her more dangerous wrestling moves on him. Not that that was anything new.

"They aren't real." he said to the blonde. As if that excused him from touching the things in the first place.

Juliet puffed up.

"So! A lot of girls get implants! You don't go around grabbing breasts, real or not!"

Artemis raised one eyebrow in confusion. Then he seemed to realize the situation and why Juliet was so upset. He chuckled. One loose fist covering his mouth.

"You misunderstand me Juliet. Maria. She is not real. She's a robot."

"A robot?" echoed the girl. Realization dawning. Maria was a robot. It would explain why she was down in his lab, naked and covered in a sheet. And why Artemis hadn't introduced her to the rest of the family. Why he was so fond of her. "A... robot..."

Artemis looked at her sympathetically. Which could be taken as an insult. It was pitty for being so dense. He used it on Holly a lot, just to see her mad.

"Dear Juliet, did you think she was real?" he asked in mild amusement.

The blonde flushed in embarrassment and bawled her fists. Boy did she feel stupid.

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Ending Note: Sometimes... it's such a bitch to write as Artemis. Curse his smart-ness!