Chapter 3! Sorry it took so long to update, I got the chicken pox and my mom wouldn't let me get out of bed. I promise the next chappie will be up quicker! My lovely reviewers:

snow-shadow-wolf- I'm on a top 3 list? Oo ::faints:: (I'm stuck with these stupid little symbols till I can figure out how to do the little asterisk... star thingie, if you know how, pleaaasssee tell me)

Selene-Yugi- hehe yup, dirty minded Bakura ::evil cackling in the background::

Misery- ::gives you plushie:: keep reviewing and plushies keep coming XD

Thief Girl Sylvia- I tend to get excited with plushies too Oo that's why I wrote this fic...I think

Sirithiliel- Hehe, Yugi and co... ::some more evil cackling::

Shinigami- Hehehe, Malik ? Oo Malik has co?

ReincarnatedMagick- That's a hard question. I either write fluff or lemon...It's kind of hard to write lime because I get a little "carried away" and it eventually turns into lemon and since doesn't allow lemon, I'm stuck with fluff. But, I will try to write a lime as an alternate ending to make my readers happy.

Dark-tyrell- lol, thanks for da review!

v son sayian- Bakura will be back to normal eventually, don't you worry.

SilverWing147- Lol, the steak. I didn't realize that if Bakura couldn't eat, then he couldn't breath either...ah who cares anyway

Yami No Marik- I feel sorry for poor Kura...but he looks so kawaii!

Disclaimer: I'll own Yugioh someday...someday...someday...(you get the point)


-School's Fun When You're Bakura-

Ryou, after quite a while, stopped walking. "Well, here we are." He was standing right outside of the main entrance, being pushed and shoved carelessly by random passerby. After taking a deep, calming breath he took a giant step and crossed the border between prison, and freedom. Much to his surprise, nobody turned around and stared at him, or bothered to even LOOK at him. 'Maybe this isn't going to be so bad after all.' he thought happily. But the thought slowly faded away as he heard a loud whistling noise to his immediate left. "Bakura! What are you doing?" he shouted quietly but harshly.

Bakura smirked and gestured with a jerk of his head that Ryou was receiving stares, many that were odd and some that weren't. He unzipped the top of Ryou's backpack and jumped inside, quickly zipping it back up just as his head had disappeared from view.

Ryou nervously stood there in the middle of the hallway, reeling from his yami's betrayal. Then he heard a low rumbling sound. He turned around and saw a mob of girls racing towards him. His instincts told him to get away as quickly as he could but his body wasn't paying much attention. By the time he started running, it was already too late.

"EEEEEEE!" one girl squealed.

"HE'S MINE!" shouted another as she pushed the first one aside.

A few more girls joined in the fight. The rest of them, took the chance and rushed up to Ryou, shoving pictures of themselves at him.

Ryou slowly started backing up until he was cornered. He squeezed his eyes shut and hoped that if he didn't look at them, they'd go away. He had just about given up until he felt a hand reach out and tightly grab his wrist. He was quickly pulled out of the crowd and into an empty classroom.

"Hey Ryou, I thought you might need some hel- BAKURA?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT SCHOOL?!" the Egyptian blonde screamed.

Ryou clamped his hand over Malik's mouth and shushed him. "I'm not Bakura." He opened up his backpack, took the real Bakura out and hid him behind his back. "You wanna see something?"

Malik narrowed his eyes and raised an eyebrow. "Unless its too...bazaar" (eh hehe, naughty Malik too)

Ryou took his hand from behind his back and held Bakura up for Malik to see. "THAT is Bakura."

Malik's narrowed eyes suddenly shot open. "COOL! Where'd you find this thing. It looks exactly like Bakura." Malik took the plushie out of Ryou's hands and pulled up its right sleeve. "It's even got the scar from battle city!"

Bakura frowned a plushie frown and steam rose from his head. "I AM BAKURA YOU IMBECIL! NOW LET GO OF ME BEFORE I HURT YOU!" he threatened.

Maliks eyes got even wider as he heard the plushie's threat. "OH MY GOD! IT TALKS TOO! Ooh, Ryou, can I keep him?" He put on his cutest face and smiled. "Please?" he added, practically begging for the toy.

Ryou sighed and sweatdropped. "Don't you get it? This is the real Bakura, turned into a plushie."

"Oh," Malik replied. He held Bakura till he was an inch from his nose and stared into his little eyes. "AAH! It IS you!" he gasped, and dropped the plushie.

"NOOOOOOO!" Ryou, in slow motion, dove towards the falling Bakura and caught him right before he hit the ground. "Bakura? Are you ok?" He hugged the plushie protectively and glared at Malik. "You're just lucky he didn't get hurt."

Bakura crawled back up to Ryou's shoulder and securely fastened his hands on his shirt to make sure he wouldn't fall again. Then he joined his hikari in glaring at Malik. 'Evil!' he labled, trying to imagine the words flashing on top of Malik's head.

Ryou's glare turned into a puzzled gaze when he saw Malik smirk as he idly played with the hood of his oh-so-familiar belly shirt.

"Yeah, you haven't realized?" Malik asked as if "Oh my god, he's not wearing a uniform either!" was written all over Ryou's face. "And I never have before." He shot Ryou a wink as he shoved the boy aside and walked out of the classroom.

Ryou frowned at Malik's seemingly rude behavior. He was about to run after him and scold him but was stopped by the tugging on his shoulder. "What?!" he snapped. He saw Bakura pointing at his hands and looked at them. There, lay a pair of apparently expensive sunglasses. Ryou grinned at them and shook his head. 'Strange person, that Malik. One minute he's acting like a little kid, next, cunning and somewhat evil.' He slipped the sunglasses over his eyes, hiding more of his soft, innocent, features and replacing them with what would seem to be Bakura's.

The plushie knew the plan and immediately jumped back into the backpack. There, he busied himself at learning how to read. 'Who knows, might come in handy some day.' He opened up one of the books and started studying the foreign symbols.

Ryou silently walked along the empty halls, knowing that he was terribly late for his first class, despite the fact that he came earlier than he needed to. He decided that he would skip the class, thinking that was what his yami would do. 'Heh, I don't even have to go to ANY of my classes.' He turned around and headed to the outer school campus, planning out his day as the evil spirit of the Millennium Ring.

"Aww, coochie-cooooo!"

Ryou heard the speech faintly as he neared a corner. He stealthily sneaked up to the wall and peered around the edge. His jaw dropped at the absurd sight and backed against the wall. He had seen the headmaster of the school carrying a duel disk, stroking it as if it were his pet. 'Hmm, if Bakura was me, what would he do?' He pulled out a tape recorder from the smallest compartment of his backpack that he had brought for his music class. He clumsily turned it on and spoke into it. "The headmaster, having a conversation with a duel disk. Part I."

"Daddy's here, don't you worry." he assured the duel disk, speaking in a voice commonly used with babies. "My precious, we won't let anyone find you, nu nu nuuu," he spoke again, hugging the plastic. "Do you want to sleep? Oh, lets go put you to bed." He started towards Ryou's direction and he petted the duel disk, trying to lull it to sleep.

Ryou snickered childishly and walked towards the man, deliberately bumping into him.

"Aah! What are you doing out of class young man?!" The headmaster asked, trying to hide behind him the large object of which he was previously speaking to, failing miserably as his face grew hot.

"Oh, nothing, just taking a mid morning walk, enjoying the breeze," Ryou replied nonchalantly, yet poetically, hiding behind him the more compact tape recorder of which he had just turned off.

"Ooh, boy are you in trouble," the headmaster laughed.

"Am I really? Because this tells me I'm not." Ryou held the little black recorder in front of the headmaster's face and smirked. "Do you know what this is?" he asked rhetorically as he rewound the tape and played it.

"Daddy's here, don't you worry... My precious, we won't let anyone find you, nu nu nuuu... Do you want to sleep? Oh, lets go put you to bed."

The head master just about choked at that. "Don't you dare give that to anyone!"

Ryou grinned evilly as he put the tape recorder away. "You will obey me or your life as you know it will be over at the simple push of a button. Now bow down you inferior being!"

The headmaster looked helpless as he muttered some inaudible curses under his breath. He half snarled at Ryou as he got on his knees and reluctantly bent over.

The 'innocent' hikari smiled to himself and patted the headmaster's back rewardingly as he walked away with a triumphant look on his face.

It was soon lunch time and Ryou was getting hungry. He had thought about what to do for the rest of the day but came up with no ideas, deciding that it was best if he just went with the flow and see how things would turn out. He joined a nearby crowed in entering the cafeteria and spotted Yugi and co. As he got close, they noticed him and were suddenly confused.

"Hi Ryou!" Yugi chirped happily.

"That's not Ryou, that's Bakura!" Joey quickly corrected, looking mighty proud that he was right for once.

"I agree, I mean, check out the clothes! A-and that look on his face!" Tristan added.

"If that's Bakura, then what happened to his hair?" Duke asked, pulling at it. "He practically had bunny ears before."

Ryou merely stood there smirking as he watched the others argue over whether he was himself or Bakura until Yugi got brave and pulled off his sunglasses. "Uh, hello," Ryou said nervously, his cover blown.

"It IS Ryou!"

"I told you so!"

"Nu-uh! I told YOU so!"

And the argument continued.

"So Ryou, you want to come over to my place this afternoon? You can tell me everything there, ok?" Yugi smiled and took off, not even waiting for the answer, leaving Ryou contemplating over whether he should go or not. He just shrugged it off and started eating his lunch.


Ick, that probably wasn't too good since I haven't wrote like in a lifetime Oo. Please excuse my typo's and my inaccurate use of vocabulary. I'm disappointed at myself...but that's ok! Btw, I need you guys to vote again! "Should Ryou go to Yugi's or not?"