Author's Note: I would like to thank you all in waiting patiently for me, seeing as how this is three months later than I promised you.... As a matter of fact, I probably would have forgotten entirely about this if a certain someone hadn't gently reminded me. Thank you, Infamous, for putting me back on track.

Secondly, I was just rereading Part 1 and I found a few minor mistakes that I thought I would mention. One is that in the commentary, Kast says, "Do you know you're the only Republican in Hollywood?" Well, I was wrong about that (or at least I think I was) and hope that everyone can forgive me for assuming a certain actor belonged to a certain political party. The second mistake was at the end of Chapter 13, in the preview of Part 2. I said that it's called "The Two Twi'leks" (which I have been misspelling as Twi-leks) because it involves Nolaa Takona and Rystall—I don't know why I wrote that, because I meant LYN ME. Don't worry, it was just a blonde moment.

Thirdly, this story was written as a joke, pretty much making fun of myself for "believing" (not really) in some ridiculous paranoid conspiracy theory about George Lucas hating Boba Fett. The story's theme was that George wants to destroy Boba Fett forever and break the hearts of his fans. Well, unfortunately, my "ridiculous paranoid conspiracy theory" turned out to be true, which makes my fanfiction more infuriating than funny. Yes, my friends, the Boba Fett of the original trilogy is now voiced by Temuera Moorison, and George Lucas has finally gotten his revenge. Way to go, George. I should force you to pay for my psychiatric bills, cause I think I need to see a shrink after what you've done to me. Lucky for you I don't believe in frivolous law suits.

With that said, let the story begin.

THE TWO TWI'LEKS

BEING THE SECOND PART OF

THE LORD OF THE BOUNTY HUNTING

SYNOPSIS

This is the second part of THE LORD OF THE BOUNTY HUNTING (well duh.)

The first part, THE EXTREMELY TEMPORARY PARTNERSHIP OF BOUNTY HUNTERS, told the story of how IG-88 discovered that the DVD stolen by Jodo Kast, a conceited bounty hunter, was actually the One DVD of Episode III, ruler of all the DVDs of Star Wars. It recounted the flight of Jodo and his...eh, misled partners from the Kaadu Riders of Skywalker Ranch, until at last, with the aid of "Sava Brec Madak," the alleged Journeyman-Protector of Concord Dawn, they came through, ooh, desperate perils! to the Guild of Cradossk on Tatooine.

There was held the great Council of Cradossk, at which it was decided to attempt the destruction of the DVD, and Jodo was appointed the DVD-bearer. The Extremely Temporary Partners of the DVD were chosen, who were to make sure he didn't screw up his quest: to come "if he didn't want to be skinned alive" to the Cutting Room of Skywalker Ranch, the land of the Flanneled One himself, where alone the DVD could be unfilmed. In this partnership were Boba Fett, and Bossk son of Cradossk the Lord of Trandosha, representing, eh, a man and a Trandoshan; Dengar son of an anonymous drunken Corellian, representing the Cyborgs; Zuckuss son of Somegandsomewhere of the Methaney Mountain, for the Gands; Jodo with his lackey Greedo, and two people who were not related to him at all, 4-LOM and Boussh, for the collective group known as the Idiots; and IG-88 the Silvery.

The Partnership journeyed in secret (not that secret, believe me) far from Tatooine in Space, until completely befuddled in their clearly asinine attempt to explore Hoth on the very coldest day of the year, they were led by IG-88 through the completely invisible and impossible to find gate and entered the vast Spice Mines of Kessel, seeking a clue as to the location of Skywalker Ranch (even though they could have looked in the Yellow Pages of Hollywood just as easily). There IG-88, in battle with the Flanneled Spirit of the Film Business fell into a bottomless pit. But Fett, still claiming to be the founder of the ancient Mandalorians of Concord Dawn, forced the partnership to go on from the East Gate of Kessel, onto the dreaded starship Executor, and through space until they came to the planet of Concord Dawn. All the while they were completely oblivious that their "secret" journey was being watched via satellite by spies of both Count Dooku and the Flanneled One himself, and that the Crazed Fanboy, who had once viewed the DVD and still lusted for Natalie Portman, was sniffing out their trail.

It now became necessary for them to decide whether they should turn spaceward to Skywalker Ranch (wherever the heck that was); or should join Bossk in a grand Wookiee-Hunt; or simply vaporize, disembowel, or otherwise maim each other. When it became clear that the DVD-bearer was resolved to sneak out of this hopeless journey and complete the mission on his own, Bossk attempted to seize the DVD by force. The first part ended with the betrayal of Bossk by Feh—

Yes, Mr. Fett? What was that? A new definition of pain and suffering? Slowly digested over the course of a thousand years? Oh. I see.

Excuse me, I was mistaken. The first part clearly ended with the tragic death of Bossk due to circumstances that had absolutely nothing to do with Boba Fett knocking him unconscious and throwing him into a river; with the escape and disappearance of Jodo and his lackey Greedo; and the scattering of the remainder of the Partnership by a very slow and calculated and easy-to-anticipate attack of Durge-clones, none in the service of the Flanneled Lord of Skywalker Ranch, all of the senile Dooku of Raxus Prime. The Bounty of the DVD-bearer seemed already overtaken by utter, complete disaster.

This second part, The Two Twi'leks, now tells how each of the members of the Partnership of the Bounty Hunters fared, after the extremely-forseen breaking of their partnership, until the coming of the great Flanneledness and the eruption of the Epic War of the DVD, which is to be recounted in the third and last part.