Disclaimer: …read the last 2 chappies please
JL: So lazy…and you call yourself an Asian?
KBM: …screw you pops
JL: Pops? I am not your father! O.O
KBM: Daddy…(latches onto JL)
JL: O.O (attempts to shake KBM off)
KBM: Daddy! Buy me a PSP
JL: Damn you! Let go!
Chapter 3: Do I Have to Make Up Name for Every Chapter?
Wood Side Apartments Lobby
Itsuki: What now?
Mutsuki: I say we stay here for a while…we have nowhere to go as of now and we do need sleep…
Kirie: I'm rooming with you baby cakes! (latched onto Mafuyu)
Mafuyu: Why me? T-T
(2 ppl pops out of nowhere)
: My head hurts ;.;
: You're such a wimp! Be a man and stop crying damn it!
Chitose: Hey! We got people here with some gift for us again!
Mayu: Already? Dang, that was fast foo
Mio: Fo sho!
Everyone else: …o.O;
: (sniff) My name is Kira and this is my twin sister Cagalli
Mafuyu: Holy shit! You mean to tell me that (points to Cagalli) is a chick and not a dude? What's this world coming to?
Cagalli: If you don't want your ass kicked by a girl, you better know how to shut up mo'fo!
Miku: Why you be all hatin' my bro like that bitch?
Itsuki: Stop talking like you're in Oakland!
Mutsuki: Ahh…Oakland…where all the Black and Chinese people dwells…
Sae: Don't forget hobos -.-;
Yae: (shudders) A pigeon shitted on me one time when I was out eating a parfait in front of Macys
Ryozo: Umm…that's San Francisco dear…
Yae: Really? My bad…
Kira: Umm…anyways, from Insane Sae-
Everyone: (eyes Sae)
Sae: It's not me!
Kira: -Mayu gets painkillers
Mayu: Oh gosh! Thank you! I needed that for my back pain and my spleen!
Mio: Don't you mean your knee?
Mayu: Same shit!
Chitose: No it's not…
Mayu: Oh, did you just hear little Chitose? It's the sound of little Chitose pulling out a painkiller out of her ass if she doesn't shut her mouth. Follow me?
Chitose: (cries) Onii-chan! (runs to Mutsuki and Itsuki)
Mutsuki and Itsuki: (glares at Mayu)
Mayu: What you lookin' at bitches? (throwing pain killer pills at the Tachibanas)
Itsuki: (gets hit) Aw! That fucking hurt ! (gets hit again) Aw! That was my beautiful fragile face! (throws back some pain killer pills back at Mayu)
Everyone else besides the Tachibanas: (ducks and covers)
Chitose: (gets hit in the eyes) Aaaaah! I'm BLIND! I can't see! Itsuki! Mutsuki! HELP ME! (runs around in circles) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (runs into a wall)
Mutsuki: …(gets hit)(pill bounce back by a magical wall) o.O;
Everyone: O.O; What the…?
Cagalli: Let me guess, you're the author's-
KBM: (pops out of nowhere) Authoress! I'm a woman damn you! (throws a random corn at Cagalli) (disappears)
Cagalli: (unconscious)
Kira: …that's what I get for having a WEAK sister. Who does she think she is? Gigantor? Anyways, I guess you're the authoress' favorite, am I correct?
Mutsuki: Umm…yes…
Kira: well, the authoress protects you by her authoress powers
Mutsuki: You mean to tell me that I ran around in fear of death in this forsaken sad excuse of a haunted town filled with hentai monsters for NOTHING! What the hell!
Itsuki: How could the authoress like my brother who was a measly 1000pt (KBM: was it 1000? I can't remember…o.O;) worth hidden ghost!
Mutsuki: That was touching bro…-.-;
KBM: (pops out of nowhere again) Don't you be sayin' that to my BABY! (kicks Itsuki in the shins) (disappears)
Itsuki: O.O (falls down to the ground)
Mutsuki: I can feel the power! Muwahahaha!
Sae: He finally snapped…
Yae: About bloody time! Speaking of blood, I think I'm leaking
Everyone else: ewwww!
Mafuyu: Too much information!
Kira: Anyways…Miku gets Type 90 Film and Mio gets Type Zero Film
Miku: …But it doesn't work on these hentai monsters tho…
Mio: Oh yea, sure give me the slow ass film! I'll get fucking killed before I even have the chance to use it!
Mafuyu: Hey! At least you got SOMETHING you ungrateful bitch!
Cagalli: (wakes up) Urrrg…my head hurts like a penguin on morphine…
Yae: o.O;
Kira: Mafuyu, you get a…SoraxRiku yaoi? Is it even legal to send porn?
Sae: Appears so
Chitose: Nii-chan? What's porn?
Mutsuki and Itsuki: …(sigh) Don't ask things you won't understand
Chitose: Just try meh!
Mutsuki: Here we go
2 hours later
Chitose: O.O (frozen stiff)
Itsuki: Was that wise?
Mutsuki: It shut her up did it?
Ryozo: To think I called them my best friends…
Mafuyu: Damn bitch monkeys! You people are that old?
Itsuki: Hey, at least we're still sexy unlike some old fart
Ryozo: At least I have families who love me and respect me!
Mutsuki: Your great-grandson just called you an old fart dum dum. That ain't no respect
Miku: I don't love him either…he smells bad
Yae: How dare you say such things to your elders! Didn't your mother teach you any manners?
Miku: …(lip quivers) MOMMY! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (runs to Mafuyu)
Mafuyu: You just had to bring that up!
Cagalli: Err this is getting way off topic…Itsuki!
Itsuki: Hai?
Cagalli: You get a Hajime Saito Replica Katana!
Itsuki: O.O (in British accent) Great Scots! I must say I love you very much dearie!
Everyone: WTF
Kira: Let's see…Yae and Ryozo gets…condoms? I thought this fic was rated T not M
Yae: Least I don't have to have another CHILD!
Kirie: You're dead Einstein! You can't have any kids
Yae: I can always dream
Mio: Dead peeps can't dream
Yae: haters! Why ya'll be dissing me like that?
Everyone: (ignores)
Kira: Kurosawa Twins gets Machetes!
Sae: Oh goody! (skips into mid air)
Mayu: I never want to see that ever again
Mio: (nods)
Yae: I can use this to cut steaks! I can cook some wonderfully delicious dinner to please my family with this! Yay!
Sae: I can use this to kill people! I can hack people up into bloody pieces without the Kusabi with this! Yay!
Ryozo: I still cannot believe that they're related?
Kirie: Oh really? What about them?
Miku: (reading The War and Peace)
Mafuyu: (reading SoraxRiku doujinshi)
Mutsuki: (watering a random flower garden)
Itsuki: (staring at his sword) Shiny
Chitose: (sleeping on the middle of the hallway)
Mio: (singing)
Mayu: (scratching her ass)
Ryozo: Holy Cow on SHARPIES! Is Mayu scratching her humungous ass?
Kirie: -.-
Kira and Cagalli: Last and not least, the Tachibana Twins get a BIG ass bottle of SAKE!
Mutsuki and Itsuki: O.O (stops whatever they were doing) (hug each other) BANZAI!
Chitose: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT AGAIN! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (hides in a corner)
Sae: insert her evil laugh
Cagalli: We still have more! From Evil Cassidy, everyone gets a Portable CD player with Fatal Frame 2 soundtrack, Chou, on it!
Everyone: YAY!
Kira: Too bad it doesn't come with any batteries! AHAHAHHA
Everyone: …what?
Cagalli: My idiot twin's right you know! No batteries!
Kira: Who you callin' an idiot? At least I'm not a stupid blonde bitch!
Cagalli: Shut up! Respect your older sister!
Kira: Older sister? Nobody knows who's older than the other you moron! And I should be the one who's older! Father loved me more anyways!
Cagalli: At least I'm not fat like you!
Kira: Hey! I resent that! And I'm not the one who flashes at the enemy!
Cagalli: At least we're engaged now!
Kira: Who happens to be my BEST FRIEND!
Cagalli: At least I didn't steal my best friend's fiancée you heartless bitch!
Kira: It's better than screwing with a female version of your best friend-oh shit! Is Athrun gay! O.O
Cagalli: O.O
Fatal Frame Peeps: (eating pop corns that popped out of nowhere. Get it? Popped out of nowhere? Pop corn that popped out of nowhere? …never mind)
Kirie: Err, let's just dig into the bag of gifts ourselves
Mafuyu: True…I think it'll take a while for them to get over whatever they were talking about
Miku: Let's see…from Kango…Chitose you got something!
Chitose: Yay! I actually got something specifically for me!
Miku: You got a pencil
Chitose: …oh well, at least I can draw on the wall with it! (draws on the wall) This is fun!
Pencil: (breaks)
Chitose: …
Miku: Binoculars for…me? Hey, that's actually useful! I can see if a monster is coming for us a mile away! (happy as a little girl on crack)
Ryozo: But there are fogs all over the place, you can barely see your own hand, how the hell can you see a monster a mile away?
Miku: Damn it! There goes by giddy moodie woodie…
Mutsuki: Hey bro! You got a credit card!
Itsuki: Cool! I can buy stuff on this…deserted…lifeless…rotting town…just great!
Chitose: It expired 5 years ago anyway
Itsuki: Maybe I can eat it?
Yae: Damn, you're stooping that low?
Itsuki: Shut up! I'm desperate okay? If only there was a dog near by…I could make my famous Inu Soup
Mayu: Yummm
Mio: Ewww! (throws up but accidentally throws up on poor Chitose)
Chitose: O.O NOOOOOOO! Why me! (cries)
Kirie: Mafuyu dear You got a sock!
Mafuyu: Not socks but a sock? What am I gonna do we a sock?
Ryozo: I dunno put it over your head or something? Ahahaha
Mafuyu: If only this was a nylon!
Ryozo: OMGWTFBBQ! You took me seriously! O.o;;
Kira: Okay, we're okay now Sorry to keep you waiting!
Cagalli: (rocking back and forth) think happy thoughts…think happy thoughts…happy bunny! In Marshmallow Land! Weee! They're skipping on patches of flowers with happy little butterflies…weeeeeee….weeeeee…weeeee…
Sae: She's even crazier than I am…and that's saying something…-.-;
Yae: The poor child
Mio: You sure she's okay?
Kira: Probably
Mayu: Probably!
Kira: Anyways, from White Mage 12, Sae gets a submachine gun!
Sae: Jackpot! All these weapons! All I need is some grenades and nuclear weapons, made in North Korea of course! Heheheheheheheheheh!
Mutsuki: oh shit, nobody better not send her those…
Cagalli: (somewhat stable) Itsuki…weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…you get a pair of weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Itsuki: A pair of what? Hopefully it's a pair of sneakers! I've been walking barefoot ever since we got here!
Kira: No…it's a pair of high heels
Everyone else except Itsuki: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAA!
Itsuki: WHAT THE HELL! Do you people think I SWING THAT WAY! FUCK NO! If I were gay, I'd be doing this! (kisses Mutsuki) But did I do that? NO I DIN'N-wait a sec, what the hell did I just do? O.O
Everyone: O.O
Mutsuki: O.O (hair turned completely white)
Chitose: (twitching on the floor)
Mafuyu: (drools)
Miku: The hell's wrong with you! (slaps Mafuyu silly)
Good 48 Hours Later
Itsuki: (Holding up his Hajime Saito replica) That NEVER happened (glares at everyone)
Everyone: (nods) O.O
Mutsuki: (weeping on the ground) Why! Why must I suffer so? And my sexy jet-black hair turned fucking white! NO! I look like a fucking old man now!
Itsuki: …you look like me now…
Mutsuki: …WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (sobs)
Chitose: Poor onii-chan!
Kirie: You just confessed you looked like an old man Itsuki
Itsuki: Does Itsuki have to choke a bitch today?
Sae: You mean like how you killed him (points to Mutsuki) and how she (points to Mio) killed her? (points to Mayu)
Mutsuki, Mio and Mayu: (crying a river)
Mafuyu: Awww poor baby! Do you want Mafuyu onii-chan to comfort you?
Mutsuki: FUCK NO!
Mafuyu: Awww! I could have help you feel better
Everyone else: O.O
Cagalli: Err…anyways…we have two gifts to Itsuki from Eleena-chan! And it's…holy shit…
Kira: What is it? (looks) …(tosses the entire bag to Itsuki)
Itsuki: Hmm? (looks) …WHAT THE HELL! Shackles and Chains for bondage purposes!
Mafuyu: (gets major nose bleed)
Yae: Oh my…
Ryozo: If you don't want it, I'll take it! I can use it to good use (looks at Yae)
Kirie: Hey! I want it too! (looks at Mafuyu)
Ryozo: Oh really? Come and get it bitch!
Kirie: (attacks Ryozo)
Yae: Do it for the children dear!
Miku: WHAT! What could your sexual pleasures benefit us!
Mafuyu: Me not having to screw Kirie! WIN GRAMPS!
Itsuki: I never said Imma share these
Mio: Where the hell were you thinking of doing with it?
Mayu: It better not involve your brother, it's disgusting!
Itsuki: Well, I was thinking of melting it and making an iron statue of a toenail
Sae: OMGWTFBBQ?
Kira: Err…from SyberiaWinx, Sae gets a Gameboy Advance!
Sae: I always wanted that! …there's no game with it! Only the Gameboy!
Miku: I doubt there's any batter in there either…(throws her CD player at Ryozo) (mumbles) Perverted old man…
Cagalli: Mayu get a Super Soaker!
Mayu: What am I gonna do with a water gun when there's no water and it's freezing COLD here?
Mio: You can always throw it at people!
Kira: And everyone gets whole case of Serge! Which is filled with sugar!
Chitose: Yay! I was really thirsty! (chugs)
Everyone: (chugs)
About an hour later
Everyone: (on sugar high) (acts like they're high on peyote)
Miku: (doing the "worm" dance)
Mio and Mayu: (singing the Sailormoon theme song in Czechoslovakian)
Sae: (laughing like chaotic self) (skipping on patches of dead flowers)
Kira: Err…from girlygrrl, Mafuyu gets…a collection of guy porn pics! WTF
Mafuyu: Weeeeeee! Purdy pictures! Weeeeee! OoOooO! Incest! YAY! (obviously out of it)
Chitose: (scratching her ass while acting like a monkey)
Cagalli: Umm…(looks away from Chitose) Itsuki, you get a Barbie doll wearing lingerie? O.o;
Itsuki: (takes the doll)
Barbie: You're pretty!
Itsuki: Really? Tee hee! You're really nice!
Barbie: You're my bestest friend!
Itsuki: You're making me blush! (smiles)
Barbie: You're nice!
Itsuki: (giggles like a retarded school girl on crack)
Kira and Cagalli: O.O (backs away)
Kira: Is that all! Can we LEAVE! (desperate to get away)
Cagalli: Only one batch and it's over! Eheheh…(nervous rather than relieved)
Kira: Okay…(calms himself) from freya-dark-chi, Itsuki gets a satin, red heart pillow with frilly white lace and...a strawberry flavored condom! THIS ISN'T RATED M FOR MATURE YOU KNOW!
Itsuki: YAY! A pillow! What's this? (eyes the condom and sniffs it) Smells nice (has a stupid look on his face)
Kirie: (somehow has her hair in 10 ponytails) (sings I'm A Little Tea Pot)
Yae and Ryozo: (going all Titanic on the stairs...you know that scene on the cover of the VHS/DVD? The one some stupid ass actually tried and fell off the ship and died somewhere? Yea…that one)
Cagalli: And freya-dark-chi's friend gives Mutsuki a…a…(hair turned white)
Kira: What is it?
Cagalli: A size small pink thong bikini…
Kira: O.O;
Mutsuki: YAY! New underwear! (puts it on without complaining since he's not himself…like the rest of them) I feel pretty!
Itsuki: Yay! Onii-chan's pretty!
Chitose: Yay!
Barbie: You're pretty!
Tachibana Family: (Dances in a circle) (giggles like crazy)
Cagalli: OMG…he actually looks good in it…
Kira: (cries) I WANT MY MOMMY!
Cagalli: Our mom's dead dumb ass!
Kira: I WANT MY ADOPTED MOTHER! AAAAAAAHH! ATHRUN HELP ME!
Cagalli: What're you calling out for my boyfriend for! You're supposed to call out for your girl friend you two-timing jerk!
Kira: (points to bags) There's more!
Cagalli: Great…From Chitose Tachibana-
Chitose: Did someone call me? O.o;
Cagalli: -Miku gets Sora+Riku stuff
Miku: YAY! Me like Kingdom Hearts! DAMN YOU SUARE ENIX! Weee!
Kira: …Mafuyu gets a tutu!
Mafuyu: Yay! A pretty little dress! (changes into the tutu) (twirls like a princess)
Kira: And (blushes) breast implants for Yae…
Yae: O.O I've wanted that for like ever! (gets bigger boobs meaning a B cup since her boobs were hella flat like Miku's boobs)
Mio: AHAHAHAHA! You look normal now!
Mayu: AHAHAHAHA! What are we laughing about?
Kira: Ryozo gets a car?
Ryozo: (too busy looking at Yae's boobs) (drools)
Cagalli: …ewww…
Kira: Can he even drive?
Cagalli: Err…I don't think so. I think he died before he got the chance to get a license
Kira: Oh well. Mutsuki and Itsuki both gets Hajime Saito replicas
Itsuki: O.O MUWAHAHAHAHA! (now has 2 swords) I AM INVINCIBLE! BOW DOWN BEFORE ME YOU BITCHES! AHAHAHAHA!
Barbie: You're so brave!
Mutsuki: (stares at his new sword) (pokes Kirie's butt)
Kirie: OW!
Mutsuki: (giggles like a school girl)
Cagalli: Mayu and Mio gets matching black and silver kimonos
Mayu: I look so pretty!
Mio: Yay! Let's dance!
Mio and Mayu: (dances)
Kira: Kirie gets a love potion!
Kirie: (stares at Mafuyu) eheheeheh….muwahahahahahahahaa
Cagalli: (sweat drops) Sae gets a camera! And by camera, the one that doesn't hurt you when you take pictures camera for dead people!
Sae: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (takes pictures of everyone)
Kira: And Cihtose gets a puppy!
Chitose: YAY! A puppy!
Kira: WE CAN GO HOME NOW!
Cagalli: And never come back!
Kira and Cagalli: (cries tear of pure joy) (disappears)
Good few more hours later
Everyone: (gets to their senses) What happened? O.o;
Mutsuki: WHY THE HELL AM I IN A BIKINI!
Itsuki: Aniki…you actually look good in it…O.O
Miku: I…have to agree on that…
Mafuyu: (drools)
Mutsuki: Stop looking at me you pervert -.-
Sae: Lemme dress you up in pretty dresses when we get back! (smiles)
Mutsuki: (tries to take off his pink bikini) O.O IT WON'T COME OFF!
Kirie: Maybe you're fat?
Chitose: He's not fat! He can fit into my clothes
Kirie: Then you're fat
Chitose: (sniff)
Ryozo: Why was he in Chitose's clothes in the first place?
Mutsuki: Err…
Mafuyu: I know how you feel! I used to wear Miku's clothes all the time!
Miku: YOU WHAT! SO THAT'S WHY ALL MY SKIRTS WERE RIPPED!
Mio: Don't you think we should get some shut eye or something? We can't stay at this dirty old lobby all the time you know
Kirie: There are lot of rooms though I'm not sure if they're all even open…
KBM: (pops out of nowhere) hiya! (looks at Mutsuki)(drools)
Mutsuki: -.-;
Chitose: You're here again
KBM: Got a problem biatch? (clearly PMSing)
Chitose: Err…no…
KBM: Good! Listen up maggots! I got the keys to the rooms since all the rooms in this apartments are closed off due to Konami being a bitch about renting this town again. So! You're all staying at the Blue Creek Apartments next door!
Ryozo: Okay, let's leave this dump then (about to leave through the door)
KBM: Hold it old fart!
Ryozo: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?
KBM: (throws a random baseball at Ryozo's you-know-where)
Ryozo: O.O (twitching on the ground with pain)
Yae: Honey Cakes! (kneel next to Ryozo)
Miku: Geesh, it's not like he got shot in the chest of anything…hmmm…gives me an idea…
KBM: I don't got no key to the apartment you ya'll have to jump from the fire escape on the second floor
Everyone else besides Ryozo on the ground: WHAT!
KBM: Up you go!
Second Floor Hallway
KBM: Okay, here's the fire escape (kicks it open) you people jump to the next building and you'll be safe unless the Pyramid Head's there
Mayu: The wha?
Sae: (skips like a school girl) Great joy! I love Pyramid Head!
KBM: Here are the keys (gives them to Kirie) there's only 5 rooms open so figure out your own rooms.
Everyone: (silent)
KBM: Well? Hop on to it! (kicks Mafuyu through the fire escape)
Mafuyu: WHY ME? (crashes into the wall of the room in Blue Creek Apartments)
KBM: Who else wanna get kicked?
Everyone: O.O
KBM: Good. I'm off to Arizona, bye! If I dun come back, think that I died or something
Everyone: Okay…
Rooms:
Mio and Mayu: 105
Sae and Kirie: 203
Itsuki and Mutsuki and Chitose: 208
Ryozo and Mafuyu: 209
Yae and Miku: 109
Room 203
Sae: Why are WE in this crappy room with the fire escape?
Kirie: (mimics Miku's voice) "Because if anything smart enough to come through the fire escape, it'll get us first and we'll be able to fight it off" Bastards
Sae: Oh great joy! And they call themselves MEN? Damn! The toilet's clogged!
Kirie: I wonder what my Mafuyu-fuyu's doing?
Sae: Mafuyu-fuyu?
Room 105
Mio: At least it's cleaner than that dump Sae has for a room
Mayu: O.O The lobby…
Mio: Yea?
Mayu: It's locked…
Mio: Well duh! That's why we risked our youthful lives jumping the frigging fire escape for some crappy room to sleep in
Mayu: O.O We can't get out…there's no way out…
Mio: We can always go out the way we came in dum dum! Go to sleep already
Mayu: …I have a bad feeling…and I need to take a dump…
Room 209
Ryozo: Yae! (bangs on the ground)
Room 109
Yae: Ryozo! (bangs on the ceiling)
Room 209
Ryozo: Yae! (bangs on the ground)
Room 109
Yae: Ryozo! (bangs on the ceiling)
Room 209
Ryozo: Yae! (bangs on the ground)
Room 109
Yae: Ryozo! (bangs on the ceiling)
Room 209
Ryozo: Yae! (bangs on the ground)
Room 109
Yae: Ryozo! (bangs on the ceiling)
Room 209
Ryozo: Yae! (bangs on the ground)
Room 109
Yae: Ryozo! (bangs on the ceiling)
Room 209
Ryozo: Yae! (bangs on the ground)
Room 109
Yae: Ryozo! (bangs on the ceiling)
Miku: (twitch) SHUT UP ALREADY! (covers her mouth with her red scarf while using Yae's obi to tie her arms and legs since it's hella fucking long)
Yae!!!
Miku: And after all that time I got teased dressing up like a North Korean, this shit (points to red scarf) finally paid off! AHAHAHAHAH!
Room 209
Ryozo: Yae! (bangs on the ground) …Yae? YAE! NOOO! DON'T LEAVE ME AGAIN DEAR SUGAR LUMPS!
Mutsuki: (comings through the balcony which were connected to his room) (grabs a random chair and hits Ryozo's head)
Ryozo: x.x
Mutsuki: FINALLY!
Mafuyu: (stares at Mutsuki)
Mutsuki: What?
Mafuyu: (licks his lips and the sugar's still in his system)
Mutsuki: Oh shit! ( runs back to his room)
Room 208
Mutsuki: (locks the balcony doors) O.O
Itsuki: About that that fool shut his mouth
Chitose: Why were you two best friends with him again?
Itsuki and Mutsuki: He was loaded! Duh!
Itsuki: Why else would we hang around the lovesick puppy?
Mutsuki: Tell me about it
Twins: (high fives each other)
Chitose: …
Room 203
Sae: (looking all the pictures she took during the sugar rush) Eheheh…think of all the possibilities…
KBM: Well that took hella long…
JL: Indeed. To top it all off, everyone's OOC
KBM: So? That's what's fun about it!
JL: It won't update in a LONG time…
KBM: Yup! Too busy with summer homework (damn advanced classes! Hisss) And Mission trip to Arizona
JL: Smuggle some peyote for us
KBM: Fuck no! I ain't to druggie! (smokes pot)
JL: …I can get you arrested for that
KBM: …errr….(runs away)