Giving up, and lessons learned

Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha...stop torturing me!!!

A/N: Heehee...It's curious why you all like the bird and the bee's story? lol. This might be the last chapter. Haven't decided yet. Read the bottom A/N...to see if I decided or not.

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InuYasha closed the book. "Is that enough?" He held himself in from bursting like a volcano. His fingers cracked.

"Nope." Shippo paused. Kagome laughed again. They ignored her. "I still don't get it. Why does a man...umm...what's the word? Uhh...whatever...why does he...into a woman's pee spot?" He asked. Kagome burst out; her face was as red as InuYasha's haori. InuYasha looked at her, with a furious glare.

"Uhh..." InuYasha looked back to Shippo. "Kagome?" He asked, desperately.

"Well..." She said. "A woman, in order to have a baby needs the man to ejaculate into the woman's vagina, so than the sperm can go up...there." Kagome said, looking up, trying to think carefully. "So they can have a baby. It's a complicated thing...even I don't know a lot about it. That's why InuYasha thinks he's all that, by thinking he knows all this." Kagome laughed harder.

InuYasha growled. Getting terribly fed up, he stood up.

"You know what!?" he yelled. "I'm done. Shippo...you don't need to know most of this stuff. OKAY!?" He yelled, with his arms in a motion that he was going to throw a hissy-fit. "If you want to turn out like Miroku...than Miroku can explain it." He turned around...and walked away.

Shippo opened his eyes. He didn't want to turn out like Miroku in any way. But...he did want to understand how to have kids successfully. He was a growing boy after all, and he was developing hormones. Kagome sighed.

"Shippo, I think he's right...but, here." She handed him the book. "If you want, I will sit here with you, and you can have a look at the book. I'll be here if you don't understand anything. I'll be right back." She said, as she ran to get her bag. She came back five minutes later, with her bag, full of homework, and watching Shippo studying the book carefully. "Shippo." She said, once again, as she sat back down next to him, "some of it, you may not understand, but, depending on what it is, I might not explain it. I can tell you later when you much older...like when you're eighteen or something."

Shippo nodded. "Thanks Kagome."

Just then, Miroku ran over. "I WANT THAT BOOK!!!" He yelled at them. Kagome and Shippo looked up from their books. They saw Miroku running, and behind him, was Sango without her weapon, slowly catching up. He made a jump for it.

"YES!" He yanked the book out of Shippo's hand. He than back flipped himself backwards, somehow holding the book, and than ran forward. Kagome didn't seem to care. Sango was still chasing him, and Shippo stood up and started chasing him.

InuYasha sighed. It was over and done with. He went back to Kagome. He sat down next to her, as they heard the distance screams of madness.

"Thank you." She said.

"For what?" He asked, clueless.

"Teaching Shippo, so I wouldn't have to." She slightly laughed. "You have a filfy mind." She flirtatiously winked. He moved back.

"WHAT!?" He yelled. Just as InuYasha said that, they felt a large amount of weight on them.

It was Sango and Shippo on top of Miroku...who was ontop of the relentless InuYasha, and Kagome. They were toppled, and Miroku was laying on his flat stomach, reading the book, smiling happily at all the pictures of the nude woman. Sango, too, was pancaked onto Miroku, but, was tapping her fingers against his soft black hair. She gave up.

Miroku ended up teaching them more than they all wanted to know.

A/N: Yea...That's it. Please R&R!! I just HAD to add Miroku. I thought that would make the best ending!!! LOL!!!