Greetings, people who read my insane fan fics. I, Silverwitch07, am proud to present this YGO fan fic. As usual, I own nothing. random YGO characters start singing "Celebrate" Well, celebrate while you can, because you are all in for a camping trip from heck. YGO characters stop singing and look slightly nervous I got the idea when a friend of mine came back from a camping trip, and told me about some of the things that happened to her. She also told me some things that happened on other trips that were very interesting. Enjoy! (And don't forget to R&R!) No flames please.

Rated: PG (mostly because of Bakura)

Summary: Ryou somehow talks Bakura into going on a camping trip with Yugi, Yami, (who is an idiot like always) Joey, Tea, Tristin, Serenity, Malik, Marik, Mokuba, and Seto for the whole weekend. What madness and chaos await? How long will the forest remain standing? Why am I asking you people all these questions when I already know the answers because I'm the authoress? Read and find out! (Side note: The answer to the third question will be shown at the end of this chapter.)

Ah...The Great Outdoors

"Remind me again why I'm going on this idiotic camping trip anyway?" Bakura asked Ryou as he stuffed some t-shirts into a Nike sports bag.

"Because," Ryou said simply. "You lost the bet you made last night."

"Hey, Bubbles would have beaten Buttercup if she would have fought fair," Bakura said defensively.

Ryou rolled his eyes. "Oh please, you only bet on Bubbles because you think she's cute."

Bakura's face went slightly pink. "I do not!"

"You do so," Ryou shot back. "Why else would you have a picture of her under your pillow?"

"Hey, who gave you permission to go in my room?" Bakura argued back.

Ryou couldn't help but smirk. "I'll take that as a confession."

Bakura blinked for a moment, and then glared at him. "I hate you, Ryou."

"I know," Ryou smiled. "I'm so loved."

Suddenly the doorbell rang.

"Would you get that Bakura?" Ryou asked, neatly folding a pair of shorts and putting them in his blue sports bag.

"Why should I?" Bakura snapped, angrily stuffing a flashlight and his favorite dagger into his own bag.

"Because if you don't I'll tell the whole school that you watch the Powerpuff Girls, and that you're in love with Bubbles," Ryou said simply.

Bakura's face paled. "I think I'm going to get the door," He said quickly, and ran downstairs.

Ryou smiled to himself. "I love my life."

Downstairs, Bakura had opened the door to find Yugi and the Pharaoh standing there.

"What do you want?" Bakura snapped.

"We're here to pick you guys up, remember?" Yugi asked, taking a step back.

"Whatever," Bakura muttered. "Ryou, Yugi and the baka Pharaoh are here to pick us up!"

"Hey!" Yami glared at Bakura. "I'm not a baka." Bakura rolled his eyes and began to walk up the stairs.

"Sure you're not," He thought sarcastically to himself. "And I'm going to ask Joey out on a date."

"You are?" Ryou asked through their mind link. "I thought you were in love with Bubbles."

Bakura mentally slapped himself. "Just go downstairs and entertain those morons while I finish packing."

"Okay," Ryou said, walking down the stairs.

About fifteen minutes later, Bakura found himself in a car with Ryou, Yugi, Yugi's Grandpa, and Yami, headed for Tea's house.

"Why is the dumb friendship witch coming along?" Bakura asked Ryou through their mind link.

"Beats the heck out of me," Ryou replied. "Maybe we'll get lucky and she'll get eaten by a bear."

Bakura smiled evilly at the thought. "Or maybe we could fill her tent with poison ivy."

Ryou's face broke into a grin. "Or we could put her in a near by swamp and she could get eaten alive by mosquitoes."

Bakura was about to suggest something else when the car pulled to a stop.

"I'll be right back," Yugi said as he got out of the car and went to the doorstep.

"So, were you just going to drop us of?" Ryou asked Yugi's Grandpa.

"Yep, and I'll also be picking you all up on Sunday," He replied.

"Great," Bakura thought to himself. "A whole weekend wasted in the middle of some Ra damned forest with a bunch of idiots."

A few moments later, Yugi returned to the car with Tea. "Hi Ryou, hi Bakura," She said smiling.

"Hello Tea," Ryou said politely, even though his thoughts were quite the opposite.

Bakura merely grunted in reply.

"So, were we going to pick up Joey and Serenity next?" Tea asked.

"No, Mai was going to give Tristin and them rides, but she wasn't staying," Yugi answered.

"What about Kaiba and Mokuba?" Tea asked.

At that, Bakura and Ryou nearly burst out laughing.

"You mean that Kaiba is actually coming too?!" Bakura asked incredulously.

"Yeah, Mokuba talked him into it, somehow," Yugi said. "I can't imagine how," Ryou said. "I take it Mokuba's also coming?"

"Yep," Yugi answered. "But I think that they were taking a bus to the camp site."

"I can only imagine the look on Kaiba's face as he gets on that bus;" Bakura said grinning evilly at the thought. "Knowing that he's going to be deprived of all technology for the whole weekend."

(Meanwhile, at the bus stop)

"NO YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!" Kaiba screamed, trying desperately not to get on the bus that was parked before him.

"Oh come on Seto, you promised," Mokuba said, trying to push his older brother up the steps of the bus.

Seto of course, wasn't getting on that bus without a fight. He was clinging onto the sides of the door; clearly not willing to even think about taking one step on that bus.

"Please Seto," Mokuba begged, about to unleash his secret weapon: The puppy dog face.

Seto still resisted. "NO!"

Mokuba put on the saddest puppy dog face anyone had ever seen.

Even people walking by went, "Awwwwwww, he's so cute."

"Oh no, this is what you did before to get me to even agree to go on this stupid outing," Seto said, looking everywhere but at Mokuba.

"Please," Mokuba said; sounding as though he was about to cry.

"Oh Mokuba," Seto said pleadingly. "Please stop."

"I promise I'll stop if you get on the bus, and go on the camping trip," Mokuba said, looking up at him with round, watery eyes.

"Oh..." Seto was starting to give in. "...Fine."

"Thank you!" Mokuba said, ditching the puppy dog face as soon as the words left his mouth.

Seto sighed and walked up the steps, and sat down in a seat with Mokuba next to him.

"My technology..." The CEO of Kaiba Corp. began to bang his head on the window, and repeatedly ask, "Why, why, why!?!"