inter-LOAFERS

By Xenomorph666

Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.

DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.

Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.

Universe: Misfit-Verse

Summary: An overbearingly annoying and powerful interdimensional being has fallen for Wanda. How are the Misfit's and X-Men going to survive, more importantly will they survive?

AN: This is set in no particular Misfit-Verse Timeline, but it is being set before "This Soap Opera Called Life". And thank you Red Witch for letting me use your precious creation.

Frog Rain skipper

"For about the third day in a row the summer weather for both Florida and Bayville was at a record high, and no one could do anything about it. Even the X-Man known as Iceman was having a hard time beating the heat. Eventually though as all things do in that world things got a little insane." The glowing red aura of the teenaged looking man intensified as he read the last line. "I think I need to arrange a little visit to this place, might prove enlightening." And with an implosive flash he was gone.

"Dammit, Wraith what was he reading?" the camouflaged figure said as he hit the cruise control on his truck.

"How the hell should I know." A floating green cloth said from the back, his two glowing orb eyes focused on his magazine.

"Well, if you must know DM, he was reading…" A voice came from the dash as a mechanical arm picked up the book the teen was reading. "Oh damn he found a dimension where SHE is available."

DM, otherwise known as DigitalMan slammed on his breaks immediately as a look of sheer terror crossed his face, "When is the love sick idiot ever going to learn that psycho goth chicks who can alter the chaotic flows of reality are NOT good for his health."

"When he realizes the name 'Perfection' is an oxymoron when applied to him, now me on the other hand…"

"K2, drop it, right now we have to find him and stop him from driving those people bananas." DM said hitting a series of buttons.

"Well then I should warn you, they're pretty much beyond bananas as is." The vehicle said.

"Oh?" Wraith said poking his head in from the back "Well then why the hell don't we just take a vacation?"

"We just came from one dolt." K2 said with a scoff.

"Actually…" DM started, "If P can't do much worse then I don't see why we can't have some fun. Can he do any worse?" A mischievous glint crossed the top of DM's sunglasses.

"Well, no not really." K2 started.

"Well then…" this time Wraith's eye's took the glint, "VACATION TIME!!!" He shouted as he took the seat that was usually Perfection's.

Meanwhile in the Misfit verse the weather in Bayville had taken a sudden change for the weird. And the X-Men and visiting Misfit's were not sure whether to enjoy it or be frightened by it, especially since the local weather manipulator couldn't change it.

"Ya know, I never thought I'd see the day when frogs rain from the sky." Lance said as he watched outside.

"What about when Wanda used to launch Toad high into the sky?" Pietro quipped.

"Hey that was one time!" Toad shouted from another room.

"Yeah well…" Lance stopped as he noticed someone outside, "Is that guy skipping in the frog rain Pietro?" he asked with a confused look.

"I think he is." The stunned speedster looked on.

"Think we should invite him in?" Lance asked, still shocked.

"Is that guy skipping in the frog rain?" Scott Summers asked as he and his girlfriend Jean Grey came walking by.

"Yes, Summers it is." Lance said still shocked at the sight of the young man in a shiny red silky shirt and khakis with sandals skipping over every frog that landed harmlessly around him.

"Normally I'd find that weird, but given our penchant for attracting psycho's I'm not." Jean said as she practically pulled Scott away.

"I wonder if this guy will be worth the effort to even listen too?" Pietro said as he snapped out of his daze. A few seconds later the door bell rang.

"Gee I wonder who that could be?" Lance said dully as he walked to the X-Men's kitchen.

Pietro however, was intrigued by the new face and decided to meet him at the door.

"Good Evening, young man. May I help you?" Pietro heard Xavier say politely.

"Well actually yeah. Is there a Wanda Maximoff here?" Pietro almost had a heart attack when he rushed from the hall he was hiding in.

"What's it too ya?" He said as he came out with his protective brother tone. The young man let a smile spread across his face.

"Easy, I wish to woo her." He said as he literally took the form of an anime character with highly sparkling eyes. Pietro promptly freaked out.

"What are you?!" He shouted with out thinking, however this time it proved to be reasonable.

"Who, little old me? Oh I'm just average Scion of Chaos trying to find the one woman in the universe perfect for him. Incidentally the name's Perfection!" He said cheerfully and with as much gusto as any one could take.

"Say that again so the mortals can understand you." A voice from the gate called out and Perfection's attention was diverted.

"DM, you followed me!" Perfection's tone was half accusatory and half mischievous.

"Brought Wraith and K2 as well." The mysterious DM shouted back as he came up the drive decked out in camouflage, a floating green cloth hood with brightly burning orbs for eyes followed him. Perfection's face however sunk at the mention of the last name.

"Great, just what I need that psycho freak spirit in a box." He grumbled. "Say can we come in?" He asked politely with a large Cheshire cat grin.

"Um… Um…" the Professor faltered a bit but eventually came to his senses, "Of course, just follow me.

The four of the all powerful beings did just that, K2 though had changed into a small PDA-esque device and Perfection had to be kept on a leash, almost literally. Eventually though they came to a small room full of adults who looked more than just tired, they looked exhausted.

"Hm, looks like the old aura's gonna get some work done here." Perfection said, the Professor was about to ask what he meant when a sudden red and white glow enveloped him. Almost immediately the adults in the room reacted and stirred to consciousness.

"Oh hey Chuck,. Who're these guys." A rugged looking man said.

"Well Shipwreck, to tell you the truth I haven't the foggiest clue, but the seem to have some control over reality, or at least the young man in red does. Perfection, was it?" Perfection simply nodded as small tri-colored couch appeared from nowhere, and the three sat down in a color coordinated area.

"Well who are you?" One of the adult's asked looking at the three. A small glint in Perfection's eye told them that they were in store for a long story and much more.

"Well to be quite honest I don't think you want to know that." The green hooded one said. "But I'm Wraith and those two are DM and K2."

"I thought his name was Perfection?" a rather grumpy looking man in camo gear said.

"No, I'M K2. The idiot supreme to my left is Perfection." As the voice came from nowhere Perfection started a low growl at DM's pocket. "Oh, yeah prove your superiority through animal noises."

"At least I'm not some lousy spirit trapped in a shape changing tin can!" Perfection snapped at no one the adult's could see.

"Well at least I BATHE!" the voice from nowhere shouted.

"No you don't." DM said as he plucked a PDA from his pocket. "Laptop form now K2."

"Yeah, I know foolish mortal's got no clue about us." The device said as it changed to a Laptop, the screen facing them with the rendering of a eastern dragon on it. "I'm K2."

"Ok that covers our names. Are you mutants, well except for the obvious machine of course." A blue furred man asked.

"I'll take this one." Perfection said with a glint.

"Oh god…" Wraith said an invisible hand slapping to his face.

"I thought you hated him?" DM asked as they prepared for what they knew was coming.

"You see it all began at the creation of time…" Perfection started, but was immediately stopped as DM slapped a metal plate over his mouth.

"MMM? HMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHHMHMHMHMHM!" Perfection's screams were muffled as DM continued a much simpler explanation.

"Let's just say we're multi dimensional beings each in charge of an aspect of the universe." DM said. "You see each of us personifies a needed element the universe needs to stay in existence, we call ourselves Scion's."

"Ok." Shipwreck said sounding completely confused. "Why are you here then."

"Well long story is we just travel the many universes looking for fun, and P here choose yours to be next."

"But he said something about wooing Wanda." The Professor said, Shipwreck immediately left the room. "Oh dear." DM ignored the absence.

"Well yes, you see in all the dimension we have been to she is the only person who not only can harm him, but has similar abilities. So he kinda fell in love." DM watched his friend quite literlly melt at the memories. "But every world he met her in he always recived rejection, mainly because she found someone she like that wasn't him, other times though she managed to get the message through."

"And now he's here to woo our Wanda?" A woman who was sitting on the lap of a more frizzled man asked got to her feet.

"Well yes, but if I were you I'd let her…" A loud gun shot went off as several bullets flew through the air at Perfection, as soon as they came in contact with him though they flew off in random direction and ricocheted several times before slamming into the rear of the man who had fired the gun, Shipwreck. "Handle it…" DM rubbed his temples as Perfection and Wraith were in the middle of a fit of laughter.

"He makes things go haywire, right?" The grizzled man asked.

"Well what do you expect from the Scion of Chaos?" Perfection said as he floated in the air, reclining on an invisible chair.

"Scion of Chaos? How is that needed in the universe?" The woman asked.

"Chaos is creation." Perfection said, "Oh and just so you know I do know all of your names." With a snap of his fingers Perfection disappeared.

"So what are you Scion's of?" Logan asked as he got up.

"Energy." DM said rubbing his temples even more.

"Death." Wraith said as he casually sipped on a cup produced from thin air, "WHAT?!" he said as he realized everyone was staring at him.

"Ok, I got it. Stress relief time!" DM said, jumping into the air. "Quick tell me who the largest jerk in this world is!"

"You mean besides that jack ass friend of yours, I'd say the good old Senator Kelly." Shipwreck said as he rubbed his sore behind. "Why didn't they, you know actually do anything?" He pointed to the now liquid pellets.

"Easy, Perfection is a pacifist for the most part." Wraith said as he got up and produced a Pinã Colada from nowhere. "Note I said 'For the most part'." His menacing tone added to the sinister nature of his comment.

"Where'd the other one go?" Logan asked as he noticed DM was gone.

"Take a guess." Wraith said as he leaned against a wall and let his eyes form a knowing smile.

"Why do I have this feeling I should contact everyone I have on speed dial?" The Professor wondered aloud.

"Hell, given our track record I'd ask God for a miracle if I were you." Everone stared at Wraith as they absorbed his words.