Chapter Six: In which Malara is sent to the funny farm (finally…)
Disclaimer: I don't own LotR. I don't own the Teletubbies. I don't own the "run away" or the "killer bunny" idea. "Run away" belongs to Monty Python and the Holy Grail (you haven't seen it? YOU MUST WATCH IT!) and the bunny idea belongs to Auto Miqula Orqu.
I would like to thank everybody who has review:
Aramis-chan
Auto Miqula Orqu
Avalbane
Avalon Estel
FlameTalon
Ids-sunshinegrl
LittleCrazy1
Mr. Random
Piratica
Rhys
Thank you so much for your kind words! You really encourage me to write.
And so, I give you the final chapter…
The Teletubbies sang their song.
"Gandalf…" Aragorn moaned. "Make it STOP!"
"Of course! RUN AWAY!"
The entire cast and crew… RAN AWAY! into a cave. Then… the pink killer bunny attacked!
"Awwww…" Legolas said. "It's SOOOOOOOOOOOOO cute!"
"Poor guy," Gimli muttered. "He's lost it."
Gandalf muttered something like, "Haven't we all?"
Malara laughed hysterically. "Haha, this is so much fun!" she exclaimed. "Next, the killer bunny can have laser eyes and…"
A knock on the door caused her to stop brainstorming.
"Yes?"
The ENTIRE cast and crew of Lord of the Rings stood in her backyard, all glaring.
"Uhhh… hi, guys!" She then decided it would be best if she ran out the window. Then, she gasped. "I don't know how… but they've found me!"
"Miss Malara, could you just wait for a minute?" A tall man hid the straight jacket behind his back. A second guy walked up behind Malara with a shock collar.
The ENTIRE cast and crew of Lord of the Rings and the people from the funny farm (where the chickens tell great jokes!) began to chase Malara.
"Bye, guys!"
The spectators of this incident are unsure as to what exactly happened. There was a lot of dancing, yelling, bungee-cord jumping, and the worst of all… the Telletubes continued to sing.
HAHA, it's over! I'm sorry, but I had to end it… I have other fics I want to work on. Be prepared for lots of one-shot parodies being posted soon!
I'm sorry it's so short, but I needed to end it. Thank you SOOOOOOO much (my monkeys… I sound like Leggy! ((falls over from shock)) ) for reading! Please review!
Review Response:
Avalon Estel: Awww… thank you! ((hugs)) You made my day (and the monster story you wrote… PRICELESS!). People like you really encourage me to contiune to write! Thank you so much!
Mr. Random: Thank you! I'm glad you like it!
Rhys: ((grins while holding carrot)) Thank you! Why did you give me a carrot? Hehe, Elrond IS going to kill me! ;) Thank you for reviewing!
Auto Miqula Orqu: Here are you pink bunnies! Have you seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail? BEST MOVIE IN THE WORLD! Haha, I love it! Thank you for reviewing!
Have a great day!
Malara :)