Jaken's Journal

Entry one.

Today my lord was off somewhere, he left me to watch "it" over there. She was running around in the field. Acting all so innocent. I'm onto her. She planning something evil. I swear, she's evil I say! How she laughs and smiles all the time, it makes me sick. I don't know why lord Sesshomaru keeps her around. If I was him, I would have got rid of her a long time ago. Oh, she just tripped, and now she crying. Hehehe... she got what she deserves. Oh, crap Sesshomaru back...... he's giving me an evil glare, why do I have the feeling I'm going to die..... Then he's walking over to Rin just got back up with her evil ha,ha, you going to die now, Jaken smile. He asked her if she alright. She like "I tripped and-and he was laughing at me!" then she starts crying her fake cry even harder, it not like I was killing her or something. Then he comes over to me, picks me up and flings me half a freaken mile! Then I got knocked out on the landing.

When I wake up. When I wake up, Inuyasha is stomping then hell out of me. Yelling out commands! "where Sesshomaru!" Inuyasha yelled at me! He could ask a little nicer! Then this girl screamed "sit" a billion time in a row. Thank gods, he stopped! Then she starts smacking me with her bow! "die evil creature" does the abuse never end? Why was I cursed to suffer. I should have listen to father, the swamp is the safest places to be, I could have had a family and little toadies. I am a very hot looking toad demon, right? Please don't answer that. But nnnnoooo, I had to become the adventurer of the family, and pay back Lord Sesshomaru for saving my species.

What the hell is his deal! He never talks, he just walks and walks and walks. I still what to know where the hell are we going . Maybe he's looking for a bone he buried, ha, funny, bone, I crack myself up, dog demon, bone, .....never mind. I don't know why he hates me so much? I'm the one who helped him find his father's tomb, and what do I get a thanks or something ... no! then I have to listen to him complain about his arm for the next week and a half... oh how I want to kill myself, actually, I did. I did killed myself 4 time, but he brought me back to listen to him complain and talk about his arm and Inuyasha. It's his own damn fault. I don't like him, or Inuyasha too, But do you hear me saying anything...ok,many one or two things. What? I was once nice enough to bring him a rotting demon arm, then he get mad at me. Then this bastard, Naraku shows up, think he's all that. Ha! What kind of a circus freak wears a baboon suit. Then he say take this human arm, take it and kill Inuyasha with it.. Was is he going to do, beat him to dead with a human arm. Then, I got what he meant...hold on, still thinking.....um....ok, maybe I didn't. oh well. I think that Naraku has a little crush on Lord Sesshomaru, isn't that cute, his first crush. I mean ...Ew! That makes me wonder... if Sesshomaru is gay.... still woder if that is make up, if it is, i'll never be right again. what...i'm alrighted not right. i need a hug, i feel like crying, i'm so not loved! crying (5 minutes of crying later)Well, now I have to find a place to sleep after inuyasha and the gang leaves.