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Chapter the First

Ash and Misty were walking along looking for a place to camp. They found a place, and laid out their one sleeping bag. Then they huddled together for warmth. Misty looked into Ash's eyes as he held her. She wanted to say something, but what? From the way he looked at her, she knew he felt the same way. Then, when the tension had built up so that they could barely take it, he asked her, "Misty…do you think we could maybe…build a sand castle?"

"Oh, Ash." She sighed. "You read my mind."

And so, they built a massive sand castle, and DID NOT have sex. They're only children. That would be sick.

The end.