Chapter 1: The Queer Eye team.

A/N: I know some people find this kind of stuff offensive, but I was watching Queer Eye for the straight guy and it inspired me! Heheh hope ya all like!! Thanxs for reading! And please review, its always appreciated. Well have fun reading!!

Ja'Ne!

Seto Kaiba, Mokuba, Pegasus, Bakura, and Malik were all walking down the cold windy streets of Battle City thinking to them selves. "This place is sooo boring, Kaiba. You should, like color coordinate it or something?" Bakura demanded while wagging his hands every where brain storming on how to give Battle City, some sort of, lets say "Flare" Kaiba gave him a sad look and then let out a very big depressing sigh. "Well, I tried to make all the buildings pretty, but it just didn't work!" Kaiba whined stomping his feet around the pavement. Pegasus giggled and patted the shoulders of the depressed duelers. "It's ok boys! Cheer those cute little face's up! We can do at least something to this gray, utterly ugly city." Pegasus smiled and Malik gave a thumbs up to approve of the decision. "I say, we start off with making the street post's and signs all match and look cute!" Mokuba said while pointing all around the town.

They all laughed and started babbling all at once about matching and things looking adorable. Is that all they think about? Who knows? Yugi, Joey, and Tristen saw the duelers wondering around the streets, pointing and giggling at every thing they saw.

"Hey Kaiba, Mokuba, Pegasus, Bakura, and Malik! What are you guys doing?" Yugi said while Joey and Tristen waved. "Oh My GOSH!" Kaiba yelled. Joey looked at him weird as he pointed at Yugi with his jaw dropped. "What ya problem, Kaiba?" The blonde haired boy asked. All of the boys, (Kaiba, Mokuba, Bakura, Pegasus, and Malik)

ran over to Yugi. Yugi cowered in fear as the Queer men ran to him. Mokuba got to the master duelist first and started pulling on his clothes. "What are you doing Mokuba?" Yugi hollered as he tried to squirm from Mokuba's grip. "How can you clash your clothes Yugi?" The 5 men yelled."What are you guy's problems?" Tristen and Joey asked.

The yelling duelers took a glance at them and all giggled. "Well, you should know." Pegasus smirked and nodded his head. "Ready?" he asked.

"WE ARE... THE QUEER EYE DULER TEAM!"

"I stop fashion abusers!" Kaiba winked and smiled.

"I am the color coordinator for the team!" Mokuba nodded and smiled.

"HAHA. I make every thing look as wonderful as possible!" Malik smiled and gave and thumbs up.

"Wonderful aren't they? I am the organizer of them all!" Bakura waved.

"This is my time now! My placement is the leader, I tell them what to do and when to do it!" Pegasus closed his eyes and tied his hair back into a ponytail.

Joey, Yugi, and Tristen all bugged out and yelled

"HOLY CRAP!"

A/N: I know, it's a kinda lame story but don't be too mean if ya flame. Hope you guys liked it! But what will happen next? Read and review! Thanxs again big huggles to everybody

Ja'Ne