Summary: Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley speculate on Professor Severus Snape and winning the house cup. Hermione Granger does her part to ensure Gryffindor's victory. Response to the WIKTT "You've Got To Be Kidding" 100 word challenge.

Disclaimer: Harry Potter is (c) J.K. Rowling and various publishers including, but not limited to, Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books in association with Warner Bros. Entertainment.

KIDDING?

"Miss Granger, a word?"

The Golden Trio peered up from their meal. Their most reviled professor towered over them with a grim set to his pallid features.

Hermione responded, "Certainly, Professor Snape."

As the pair departed the Great Hall, Ron muttered, "Snape needs to get shagged." He jokingly added, "Maybe that'd help our chances at the house cup."

"Only if he shagged a Gryffindor," Harry jested back.

Some time later, Hermione and Snape returned. Those within hearing distance were stunned when Snape said, "50 points to Gryffindor."

Ron, amidst a large bite of pudding, choked out, "You've got to be kidding!"

THE END