Back again! In the middle of this chapter, the soaps and dramas will randomly be updated to the seasons of 2005/2006! Sorry so unorganized!
In the last chapter, Aragorn just died a traumatic death, Sonny was swallowed by snails, and Ashton Kutcher just did a one-man version of The Bratz, 1st Original Movie! Whatever will happen next?
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Ch 6: The Modeling Show
"NOOOOO!" yelled all the fan girls in the world.
"There is a way to save him!" Gandalf hollered.
"How?" they cried in deep remorse.
"He is in a deep coma, and he has cancer. You must put on a fashion show to raise money for St. Jude's Very Old Men Hospital." Gandalf spun around quickly and appeared in a very snazzy shiny green suit and a tie with purple spots. "I'll pay for all of the expenses as long as I can run it. After all, I care very deeply for him too you know." He added very quietly.
"YAY!" They all chuckled girlishly.
"Ewwww," Annette pointed at him.
Steven Webber tripped and his robe fell off. "I want to do stuff with you and the kids aren't home." Carly said, glaring at Lorelai.
"I have a sex partner too!" Lorelai said. "And I don't have to be a slut either!"
"Shut up!" yelled Mrs. Crabby.
Steven raced in riding a wagon and crashed into the speakers that were set up in Tric.
Didn't we mention that everyone is now inside Peyton's club?
"Attention everyone!" yelled Kelso.
"This is a fundraiser for St. Jude's Hospital." said Frodo, licking the Ring.
"Now we must present to you two damn sexy…I mean special men," Samwise announced, "that will gladly present to you the latest styles."
Jax came out and women began melting. He wore nothing.
But after awhile, they started to get bored.
The lights shut off.
A loud cry echoed thru the hall. Lucy was crying.
"Ladies and girls!" announced Johnny Depp. "I present to you, KEITH URBAN!"
Keith's sexy body came out on stage wearing a tight t-shirt and jeans. He played his guitar and a wave of lava swam thru the stage.
Every girl fainted from his hotness as the sexy Aussie country star dashingly preformed his six-week single hit "Somebody Like You".
Gollum appeared out of the lava holding THE RING!
The attention was unfairly ripped from Keith and everyone turned to Gollum. They stared at him, and then started to scream.
"My Precious!" He hissed viciously, and scrambled on stage to Keith Urban. Keith Urban held out his guitar and swung it at Gollum's head.
The world cheered.
Next on stage was Ben from 7th Heaven. He was wearing a brown suit. He was with his new bride, Senator Cleary's daughter.
"You are my port in the storm." Ben said.
His bride sobbed.
"Pay up," John told Jeremy.
Everyone tried not to laugh at them, but it failed. Ben started crying and Lucy ran on stage to hug him. When Kevin saw this, he turned to Napoleon Dynamite next to him and kicked him in the shins.
"Gosh!" Napoleon sighed.
Lorelei walked over to Carly, who was now wearing a strait jacket and bit her arm.
"Haa haaa haaaa." She said. "At least I'm not in a mental institution!"
"SONNY!" Carly wailed and curled into a ball.
Sonny, who popped out of a snail, went over to Jason and Sam who were sitting by some palm trees in their new home and said, "You are not loyal." Jason spit at Sonny's feet, because he didn't know who he was, and didn't feel like shooting people for him anymore.
Rory and Lorelei bumped into each other at the salad bar.
"You were right." Rory said.
"Come home." Lorelai said.
Then Kirk preformed his Journey Through Life and all who survived, were too disturbed to talk ever again.
Diego went over to Brooklyn, who he drugged and said, "I'm the stalker drug man. I am insane. I am doing this to avenge the death of my cousin Sage."
"Why?" Brooklyn sobbed.
"Hee hee, I caught you Diego. I know you are the stalker!" Dillon and his 2 clones said robotically.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Diego screamed in a high soprano shriek and started running because there were so many Dillons.
He ran head first into the nearest wall and died. No one attended his funeral.
Morge was the coolest person you could ever meet.
He walked over to Carly and laughed at her stupidness. Carly couldn't see him because he was invisible to all un-cool people.
Suddenly, Ron Burgendy showed up in the BEST SUIT EVER. He started to do the catwalk on the stage.
"YOU CAN USE MY DESK THEN AFTERWORDS WE CAN GO TO LUNCH!" He said to Lorelai.
"No sorry, I'm taken. I'm loyal too. But if you want someone who isn't, there's a slut named Carly Corinthos who lives at Rose lawn." She replied simply.
"Isn't that a mental institution?" He asked.
"Yes it is." Lorenzo Alcazar showed up sobbing and flew away on a turkasaurus rex.
"Sounds like he has mental problems…MAN!" Ellen DeGeneres said.
Luke Danes started a science project. He studied to see how many jobs Kirk had.
Harry Potter came on stage. He walked over to Carly and threw her across the room.
"I got jimmies!" Ric said.
Everyone chuckled.
Ron and Harry went up to Snape, the evil potions master.
"BOTHER BOTHER!" They slapped him and ran away giggling.
Lucy and Arwen and Rory decided to bake a cake. It had gross frosting that tasted like a whole lot of pink insulation.
Sam and Jason and Paris Geller made one too. It was good at first, but then Paris Geller tried to write complicated math facts on the icing with a marker and it ruined.
Arwen, Lucy, and Rory went over to their cake and knocked it over.
"Wahh!" Paris cried, slapping Rory. She smeared cake on her face.
"Grrrrrrr…" Rory growled viciously. She took her cake and threw it at Paris. Everyone got into a cake fight.
"My tummy itches." Brick said.
The CWAA initiated their new members. Martha, Sookie and Jackson's baby, Cameron, Elizabeth's baby, Molly, Alexis and Ric's baby, and Jenny, Jake's baby, were welcomed.
Nikki from One Tree Hill ran up to Peyton and scratched her. "I want my baby back!" she screamed.
Peyton blinked.
She and Jake made out.
Grandma, Monk, and Monica Bing went over to the cake mess and cleaned it up with a snap of their fingers.
"Oh my god." Lucy said when she saw them. "Are you my fairy godmother?" She asked them. Wonder and awe were in her eyes.
"You're grounded!" Eric Camden screamed at her. "You swore!"
Lucy sobbed.
Carly escaped from the mental institution.
"Sonny! Save me!" She yelled. Sonny didn't notice because he was making love to Reese Marshall.
"Fairy godmother! Can you save me?" Lucy asked them.
"NO." They said. They howled with laughter.
"Haaa haaa." The Authors laughed. "You deserve to be laughed at, pointed at, and embarrassed!"
Jeremy and John from wedding crashers crashed the party. "I don't even wear a belt. Beltless!" yelled Jeremy
"Ohhh can I rip it offfff thennn!" slurred Carly, spit flying from her mouth.
"N-n-no I just said I didn't wear one. W-w-why are you yelling at me?" Jeremy said.
All the ballerinas from Ms. Patty's dance studio came out singing "Magic To Do"
Kelso jumped up and down in the confetti and ate some.
"Look guys I'm riding a furry tractor!" exclaimed Brick.
The channel 4 news team gathered on stage and sang "Afternoon Delight".
Everyone clapped politely.
Everyone stopped as Paul Anka, Lorelai's dog, started barking.
There was a fire!
"Luke, Luke, Luke look look look! Haha I just made that up, it just came out!" Sookie giggled.
Mike appeared and curled up in a chair playing with his hair. "I tried to cut my hair, but the scissors were dull."
"WAH WAHHHH!" yelled everyone in the club.
"OKAY!" yelled Brick.
Sonny came out heroically, in a yellow fire-fighters outfit. "Don't fear everyone! I will save you!"
Alcazar appeared and pulled out 2 pistols. Sonny and him got into a shoot out with their pistols and started hovering in the air. Jango Fett joined them, and the three shot at each other while flames engulfed the building.
"News team, assemble!" Ron Burgandy hollered after blowing into a bell shell.
The Channel 4 News Team gathered together. Suddenly, Wes Mantooth's news crew, and other news crews appeared.
"Como estan beetches!" Ben Stiller cried. "You can't have a blood fest with out Channel 10 Spanish News Team."
Master Yoda appeared from the skies in his small cool little capsule he left the Wookies in, in Episode III.
"Fear, you must not." He said. He started zapping all the flames with his eye powers.
"AAAAA-OOOO!" Ron Burgandy's News Team cried.
"WOOOOOOOOT!" Karen from One Tree Hill cheered.
"Sounds like she has mental problems…MAN!" Matt commented.
The CWAA ran over to Sonny in another attempt to overthrow him and all the Mobster evilness of the world.
"Everyone throw buns NOW!" Molly screamed in a shockingly mature voice for a newborn baby. They all took out hamburger buns and started pelting him with them.
"Wasn't Uncle Rico the guy stuck in '82? Didn't he think he was a quarterback and really wanted to go back in time to be a quarterback? Did he sell soap?" Uncle Mike popped up out of nowhere and babbled.
"Who invited that guy?" Matt said. "Literally. Who invited him?"
Next on the runway were Ron Burgandy and his Channel 4 News team all sporting fashionable new suits they got from the Toilet Store.
"Give me MY PRECIOUS!" Frodo shrieked and scampered onstage to Ron and started biting at his class ring.
"You know, if you were a man I'd punch you. Right in the mouth." Ron said looking disgusted. Frodo whimpered and started sucking his toes.
As Ron Burgandy pulled out his Jazz Flute, A hot Wilson from Related walked onstage without a shirt on.
"Oh my Lord! Thank you Jesus!" Ernest Angley shouted in the back of the room.
Everyone looked around uncomfortably. "No, it's the Pope!"
"Oh." They said calmly as Pope Benedict XVI walked through the room.
"Help! Help!" Sookie screamed, running from the kitchen. Orange and Red flames moved into the hall, as something caught fire for about the 19th time this fanfiction.
"O my god!" Squidward Tentacles shrieked. "There's a man on fire!"
Brick grinned mischievously in the corner of the room. "Yeah, there were horses and a man on fire and I stabbed a guy with a Trident."
"BOOOOOO!" Everyone chanted as Lucy Camden walked on stage.
"Um, hi, I just wanted to give my sermon on the difference between Bunnies and Rabbits." She smiled kindly.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" she shrieked as Lorenzo Alcazar charged at her with a butterfly net. He scooped her into the net and ran into the kitchen and dumped her into a cauldren.