Blink closed his solitary eye as he heard his name called over the loudspeakers "Forrest Tree, please come to the office."

He smacked his head against the locker, "Why" He muttered as a mantra. One of the passing cheerleaders looked at him, cocking her blonde head.

"Um, are you okay?" She asked, snapping her bright green gum.

"Yes" he mumbled.

"Um aren't you Forrest Tree?" She asked.

"yes." He smashed his head harder.

"Um they like called you to the office."

"Thank you. I though it was some other Forrest Tree"

"I'm pretty sure you're the only one in this school"

Blink smashed his head before heading to the office. Hoping for a concussion, he really hated his name. That was why he had accepted the name "Kid Blink" A cruel name given to a short kid who couldn't blink when he was in kindergarten. He loved it.

Blink walked to the office sighing as he pushed the door in, nearly missing one of the receptionists as she exited.

"I'm Forrest Tree" He said grumbling.

"You're father dropped this off for you to deliver to the girl scout troop planting it later on behalf of the store" She pointed to a tree sitting in the office.

"I fucking hate my life" he mumbled picking up the tree and just waiting for the jokes.