Warnings: Mostly BakuraxRyou, but contains YamixJou and just for kicks, JouxSeto. Also, just about any other pairing you can think of. Some fluff and, uh, suggesting comments. oh, and Anzu bashings. Probably for mature readers, considering it contains language, and suggestive comments, and you need a brain to figure out who likes who. Also, if you see this the words will be here/ that means its the person thinking. For those of you who don't know: Jounouchi is Joey, and Anzu is Tea.
Isako: [also known as Ithielida] YAOI?!
Aki: Yea, don't kill me...
Isako:If its good, then maybe...
Aki: Whadaya mean, if its good?! All my fics are good...
Isako: That Yu Yu Hakusho fic...
Aki: I liked it...
Ryou drummed his hands lightly on the steering wheel in the car. Late night traffic?! He thought to himself, and ontop of that, it had started to snow. He opened the window slightly and allowed the cool wind to flow over his face before someone pulled his hair, jerking him to the side, the passenger seat.
"Close the window." Bakura demanded, and Ryou sighed and closed it.
"What is it with you and cold? Its as cold as hell out there, and your burning up!" His Yami yelled at him.
"Hell isn't cold, its hot, and no, I'm not hot, I just like cold better."
"Sure you're hot," Bakura said, tugging his hair again, "Want me to prove it?"
"Not in the middle of traffic I don't!" Ryou said, trying to keep his Yami from pulling his seatbelt off. Bakura sat back in the seat and pretended to pout, and then looked out the window. There was a kid about ten in the car next to them, and he was stairing at Bakura. Bakura grinned evily, and slid his finger across his throat, threateningly, and the kid looked very, very scared. Then Bakura flipped him off. Ryou smacked his fingers lightly.
"Quit it. You're gonna get me pulled over!" He said, and Bakura grinned again.
"Go ahead, pull over. We can make up for time. Like at home." He said, causing Ryou's face to turn a light shade of pink.
"Yugi is going to think we're not gonna show..." Ryou said, stopping at what seemed the 50th red light. Bakura took Ryou's cellphone out of the dashboard, and clicked the speed dial and dialed Yugi.
"You better not say anything rude." Ryou warned.
"What ever gave you that idea?" Bakura said, with mock innocence, and talked into the phone,
"Hey, Monkeyboy, put the Porcupinehead on." Bakura said, obviously talking to Jounouchi, and a second later, Ryou could hear Jounouchi yelling at him.
"Whats takin' you guys so long?" Jounouchi asked, after a reaproving glance from Yami.
"We're screwing, thats what. So we'll be late." Bakura said, and Ryou took the phone from Bakura, blushing heavily.
"Don't listen to him, Jounouchi, he's lying." Ryou said, and Jounouchi whistled;
"Riight. Well, whatever the reason may be, get your asses down here!" He said, "And don't do anything if they're kids around, Ryou, you'll give them ideas." And he hung up. Ryou hung up, and threw the phone at Bakura.
"I said not to say anything rude!" Ryou said,
"I wasn't being rude, I coulda said 'We're fucking, thats what,' but I cleaned my language!" Bakura protested, and Ryou laughed. Soon, they were at Yugi's house.
"If you get drunk and wind up doing what you did last time..." Ryou began,
"What did I do? I don't remember...holy shit! Was it with you?! Or someone else?" Bakura asked.
"NO! You broke Yugi's models!" Ryou yelled, blushing again. Yugi opened the door before Ryou had a chance to knock.
"We could tell you were here, the whole neighboorhood could probably, you two were arguing loud enough." Yami said, and Ryou apologized, and drug Bakura in. People were already there, Jounouchi, Seto Kaiba, Mokuba Kaiba, Mai, Honda, and himself and his Yami.
"Not everyone's here yet," Mai said, "Anzu still hasn't come yet." Everyone groaned and Yugi reddened.
"I figured she'd find out about it anyway, I'd rather have her come without the lecture then come with one." He explained. The door burst open, and Anzu waltzed in, stopping to say hi to Ryou [who she obviously had taken a liking to, not to mention Yugi, Yami, and every other boy in the room.] Ryou backed up a little, and Bakura swiped him away from her.
"Leave him alone, wench." He said possivily. They all sat in a circle [Yugi next to Yami, Yami next to Jounouchi, Jounouchi next to Kaiba etc.]
"Okay, this is just a simple party, lets play some games!" Yugi said, "This is just a truth or dare game really."
"Alrighty, then, who goes first?" Jounouchi asked, and Yugi pointed to him.
"You can Jou." He said, and Jounouchi looked around the group.
"It feels kinda stupid to be doing this, a kids game, but it brings back memories." He said, laughing.
"Just go." Seto said.
"Alright, alright." Jounouchi said God I hate him. Why isn't he at a CEO meeting or something./ "Bakura. Truth or dare?"
"What do you think? I'm not a fucking chicken." Bakura said, and Ryou glared at him. "I'm sorry," He said, with feigned innocence "I'm not a freaking chicken."
"Okay, then its a dare. Um..." Jounouchi thought. Well, its kinda hinted that Ryou and Bakura are an item, lets find out here and now. "Makeout with Ryou or something." Ryou started to protest, but Bakura shrugged.
"Alright. But you missed out me killing someone for ya." And he pulled Ryou over and kissed him. Everyone laughed, and then cracked up when Bakura tried to get Ryou out of his clothes.
"Ew." Anzu said, and Bakura stopped, and everyone glared at her. Ryou and Bakura's face were tinted pink, but not from embarresment...from anger.
"And you're so high and mighty?" Seto asked her, "You're probably a lesbian anyway. Better watch out, Mai." He said, and everyone laughed, and Aznu fumed.
"My turn." Bakura said, "Kaiba." Seto sat up stright.
"Truth." He said, without waiting.
Do you like anyone? I mean like them to the point you wanna fuc-" Ryou hit Bakura, "I mean, do them?" Seto blushed at the remark, and nodded. Bakura laughed, "Really? Who?" He said, but Yami interupted.
"You're only allowed one question, Bakura." He said, and both he and Jou were disappointed.
why did you ask?/ Ryou thought to Bakura.
Because I think I know who it is./ Bakura thought back.
Its not you....is it?/ Ryou asked.
No. Why, are you jealous? Or do you just want three guys?/ Bakura thought, and Ryou blushed and shook his head.
Is it who I think it is?/
Probably. Now shut up or I wont treat you later./ Bakura said. Seto looked around the group.
"I'm done. I have no desire to learn anything about anybody. Especially if its something I don't want to know." They all sighed and stood up.
"Well, we could make treats. I thought it'd be funnier if everyone made what they wanted." Yugi said.
"Uh, Yugi...?" Ryou asked, glancing at Bakura, and then the oven. Yugi laughed then shrugged. Ryou drug Bakura into the other room, and asked Yami if he would 'kindly make his and Bakura's food, because' "I don't have enough insurance to cover a burned down house!" Yami took his place over by the flour, and Jounouchi looked down.
"What the matter, Jou?" He asked, and Jounouchi shrugged, and played with the cookie batter.
"I'm just a little bored, is all." Jounouchi said, a little to quickly. Yami kept quiet, but didn't press the subject.
Yami.../ Yugi thought.
What?/
I think you know what his problem is./
No I don't, and neither do you. So just drop it./ A second later, the cookie dough that Anzu had been working on exploded, and she was instantly covered in flour.
"What did you do?!" Yugi asked her.
"Nothing! It just blew up!" She sheirked. Yami walked over to her, and picked up the container that looked similar to flour, and read aloud:
"'Gunpowder'. Jeeze Anzu, do you know how to read or what?!" She stayed quiet, and they continued to make cookies. There was a sudden yelp from the living room caused all of them to jump. Yami calmly walked into the room, and saw that Ryou had been tied to a chair in which he had fallen asleep in, and Bakura was no where to be found.
"What happened?" Yami asked, untying him. Ryou stood up, and rubed his arms where the ropes had been bound.
"I dunno, I fell asleep! He was sitting there watching tv..." He said, "Oh god, he could be anywhere!" Jounouchi and Seto also came into the living room.
"Well, Yami. This is one heck of a party. Anzu blows herself up and theres a psyco muderer in the house." Seto said snidly.
"Kaiba, if you don't like it then leave." Yami said, sharply. Jounouchi was probably the only person who saw Seto look hurt.
I gotta have a talk with that guy.../
"A hide and seek, huh?" Mai asked, coming into the room.
"Mai, where's Anzu?" Yugi asked.
"In the kitchen." She said shortly. Apperently Anzu was getting on Mai's nerves as well, "I say we leave her and look for your friend." They all nodded, and spread out. Jounouchi, Seto, Ryou and Yami went in one direction, and Yugi, Mai, and Anzu [who had heard about the whole thing and insisted she tag along...] went the other way. Jounouchi waited until he and Seto had strayed a bit behind Yami before hissing;
"Stay away from Yami, buddy." Seto looked midly surprised.
"Why, Jounouchi. I have no clue what your talking about." He said, innocently.
"Don't play games with me, Kaiba. Just stay away from him, and I won't kill you later." He warned, and Seto laughed.
"You look cute when mad." He said as he breezed by, leaving a stunned Jounouchi. Yami called to him and Jounouchi hurried to catch up.
Isako: [also known as Ithielida] YAOI?!
Aki: Yea, don't kill me...
Isako:If its good, then maybe...
Aki: Whadaya mean, if its good?! All my fics are good...
Isako: That Yu Yu Hakusho fic...
Aki: I liked it...
Ryou drummed his hands lightly on the steering wheel in the car. Late night traffic?! He thought to himself, and ontop of that, it had started to snow. He opened the window slightly and allowed the cool wind to flow over his face before someone pulled his hair, jerking him to the side, the passenger seat.
"Close the window." Bakura demanded, and Ryou sighed and closed it.
"What is it with you and cold? Its as cold as hell out there, and your burning up!" His Yami yelled at him.
"Hell isn't cold, its hot, and no, I'm not hot, I just like cold better."
"Sure you're hot," Bakura said, tugging his hair again, "Want me to prove it?"
"Not in the middle of traffic I don't!" Ryou said, trying to keep his Yami from pulling his seatbelt off. Bakura sat back in the seat and pretended to pout, and then looked out the window. There was a kid about ten in the car next to them, and he was stairing at Bakura. Bakura grinned evily, and slid his finger across his throat, threateningly, and the kid looked very, very scared. Then Bakura flipped him off. Ryou smacked his fingers lightly.
"Quit it. You're gonna get me pulled over!" He said, and Bakura grinned again.
"Go ahead, pull over. We can make up for time. Like at home." He said, causing Ryou's face to turn a light shade of pink.
"Yugi is going to think we're not gonna show..." Ryou said, stopping at what seemed the 50th red light. Bakura took Ryou's cellphone out of the dashboard, and clicked the speed dial and dialed Yugi.
"You better not say anything rude." Ryou warned.
"What ever gave you that idea?" Bakura said, with mock innocence, and talked into the phone,
"Hey, Monkeyboy, put the Porcupinehead on." Bakura said, obviously talking to Jounouchi, and a second later, Ryou could hear Jounouchi yelling at him.
"Whats takin' you guys so long?" Jounouchi asked, after a reaproving glance from Yami.
"We're screwing, thats what. So we'll be late." Bakura said, and Ryou took the phone from Bakura, blushing heavily.
"Don't listen to him, Jounouchi, he's lying." Ryou said, and Jounouchi whistled;
"Riight. Well, whatever the reason may be, get your asses down here!" He said, "And don't do anything if they're kids around, Ryou, you'll give them ideas." And he hung up. Ryou hung up, and threw the phone at Bakura.
"I said not to say anything rude!" Ryou said,
"I wasn't being rude, I coulda said 'We're fucking, thats what,' but I cleaned my language!" Bakura protested, and Ryou laughed. Soon, they were at Yugi's house.
"If you get drunk and wind up doing what you did last time..." Ryou began,
"What did I do? I don't remember...holy shit! Was it with you?! Or someone else?" Bakura asked.
"NO! You broke Yugi's models!" Ryou yelled, blushing again. Yugi opened the door before Ryou had a chance to knock.
"We could tell you were here, the whole neighboorhood could probably, you two were arguing loud enough." Yami said, and Ryou apologized, and drug Bakura in. People were already there, Jounouchi, Seto Kaiba, Mokuba Kaiba, Mai, Honda, and himself and his Yami.
"Not everyone's here yet," Mai said, "Anzu still hasn't come yet." Everyone groaned and Yugi reddened.
"I figured she'd find out about it anyway, I'd rather have her come without the lecture then come with one." He explained. The door burst open, and Anzu waltzed in, stopping to say hi to Ryou [who she obviously had taken a liking to, not to mention Yugi, Yami, and every other boy in the room.] Ryou backed up a little, and Bakura swiped him away from her.
"Leave him alone, wench." He said possivily. They all sat in a circle [Yugi next to Yami, Yami next to Jounouchi, Jounouchi next to Kaiba etc.]
"Okay, this is just a simple party, lets play some games!" Yugi said, "This is just a truth or dare game really."
"Alrighty, then, who goes first?" Jounouchi asked, and Yugi pointed to him.
"You can Jou." He said, and Jounouchi looked around the group.
"It feels kinda stupid to be doing this, a kids game, but it brings back memories." He said, laughing.
"Just go." Seto said.
"Alright, alright." Jounouchi said God I hate him. Why isn't he at a CEO meeting or something./ "Bakura. Truth or dare?"
"What do you think? I'm not a fucking chicken." Bakura said, and Ryou glared at him. "I'm sorry," He said, with feigned innocence "I'm not a freaking chicken."
"Okay, then its a dare. Um..." Jounouchi thought. Well, its kinda hinted that Ryou and Bakura are an item, lets find out here and now. "Makeout with Ryou or something." Ryou started to protest, but Bakura shrugged.
"Alright. But you missed out me killing someone for ya." And he pulled Ryou over and kissed him. Everyone laughed, and then cracked up when Bakura tried to get Ryou out of his clothes.
"Ew." Anzu said, and Bakura stopped, and everyone glared at her. Ryou and Bakura's face were tinted pink, but not from embarresment...from anger.
"And you're so high and mighty?" Seto asked her, "You're probably a lesbian anyway. Better watch out, Mai." He said, and everyone laughed, and Aznu fumed.
"My turn." Bakura said, "Kaiba." Seto sat up stright.
"Truth." He said, without waiting.
Do you like anyone? I mean like them to the point you wanna fuc-" Ryou hit Bakura, "I mean, do them?" Seto blushed at the remark, and nodded. Bakura laughed, "Really? Who?" He said, but Yami interupted.
"You're only allowed one question, Bakura." He said, and both he and Jou were disappointed.
why did you ask?/ Ryou thought to Bakura.
Because I think I know who it is./ Bakura thought back.
Its not you....is it?/ Ryou asked.
No. Why, are you jealous? Or do you just want three guys?/ Bakura thought, and Ryou blushed and shook his head.
Is it who I think it is?/
Probably. Now shut up or I wont treat you later./ Bakura said. Seto looked around the group.
"I'm done. I have no desire to learn anything about anybody. Especially if its something I don't want to know." They all sighed and stood up.
"Well, we could make treats. I thought it'd be funnier if everyone made what they wanted." Yugi said.
"Uh, Yugi...?" Ryou asked, glancing at Bakura, and then the oven. Yugi laughed then shrugged. Ryou drug Bakura into the other room, and asked Yami if he would 'kindly make his and Bakura's food, because' "I don't have enough insurance to cover a burned down house!" Yami took his place over by the flour, and Jounouchi looked down.
"What the matter, Jou?" He asked, and Jounouchi shrugged, and played with the cookie batter.
"I'm just a little bored, is all." Jounouchi said, a little to quickly. Yami kept quiet, but didn't press the subject.
Yami.../ Yugi thought.
What?/
I think you know what his problem is./
No I don't, and neither do you. So just drop it./ A second later, the cookie dough that Anzu had been working on exploded, and she was instantly covered in flour.
"What did you do?!" Yugi asked her.
"Nothing! It just blew up!" She sheirked. Yami walked over to her, and picked up the container that looked similar to flour, and read aloud:
"'Gunpowder'. Jeeze Anzu, do you know how to read or what?!" She stayed quiet, and they continued to make cookies. There was a sudden yelp from the living room caused all of them to jump. Yami calmly walked into the room, and saw that Ryou had been tied to a chair in which he had fallen asleep in, and Bakura was no where to be found.
"What happened?" Yami asked, untying him. Ryou stood up, and rubed his arms where the ropes had been bound.
"I dunno, I fell asleep! He was sitting there watching tv..." He said, "Oh god, he could be anywhere!" Jounouchi and Seto also came into the living room.
"Well, Yami. This is one heck of a party. Anzu blows herself up and theres a psyco muderer in the house." Seto said snidly.
"Kaiba, if you don't like it then leave." Yami said, sharply. Jounouchi was probably the only person who saw Seto look hurt.
I gotta have a talk with that guy.../
"A hide and seek, huh?" Mai asked, coming into the room.
"Mai, where's Anzu?" Yugi asked.
"In the kitchen." She said shortly. Apperently Anzu was getting on Mai's nerves as well, "I say we leave her and look for your friend." They all nodded, and spread out. Jounouchi, Seto, Ryou and Yami went in one direction, and Yugi, Mai, and Anzu [who had heard about the whole thing and insisted she tag along...] went the other way. Jounouchi waited until he and Seto had strayed a bit behind Yami before hissing;
"Stay away from Yami, buddy." Seto looked midly surprised.
"Why, Jounouchi. I have no clue what your talking about." He said, innocently.
"Don't play games with me, Kaiba. Just stay away from him, and I won't kill you later." He warned, and Seto laughed.
"You look cute when mad." He said as he breezed by, leaving a stunned Jounouchi. Yami called to him and Jounouchi hurried to catch up.