When they finally arrived at the campground they were surprised to see huge cabins built into the hillsides, each looming over the next. And at the very edge of the lake was a hotel complete with swimming pool and miniature golf course.

The grandeur and elegance of the building slowly decreased the further they drove. Soon they were surrounded by thick forests and gravel roads. With the occasional outhouse lining the road.

The campsite was beautiful; trees loomed all around them like giants with the distant sound of the river that ran not to far away complementing the sounds of the birds.

"Ah finally something good happened to us!" Yoh exclaimed jumping out of the truck. "I mean look at this site. Isn't it beautiful? Have you seen this site?"

"Yes I'm standing in it!" Ren yelled.

"The great outdoors, a place where you can feel at peace," Yoh said ignoring Ren. He took in a deep breath them started to cough. "Oh my god I just swallowed a bug, HACK! COUGH! GAG! What should I do? What should I do?" He started to panic flailing his arms in the air.

"For shit sakes Yoh just swallow the damn thing and get the tent up, I'm tired and want to sleep!" Anna yelled.

Yoh stopped running around and swallowed deeply with a pained expression on his face.

"Eww, no way you swallowed that thing that is so nasty!" Horo said sticking out his tongue in disgust.

"Says the guy who ate skittles off of the floor of a train!" Ren retorted.

Anna looked over at him quickly, "What about the Skittles?"

Ren froze on the spot, "Skittles? Who said anything about Skittles? I didn't hear anything about Skittles?"

"You just said something about the Skittles," Anna growled.

"No I didn't," Ren rambled off. "Yoh did you hear anything about Skittles? No? Alrighty then let's get that tent up."

"And there goes the peace," Horo whispered to himself.

"Insert rod A into hole A1," Ren read looking over the tent instructions, then he looked up over the paper, "And if I hear one more person laugh about inserting rods into holes I will personally stick a rod up their hole," a dangerous tone creeping into his voice

Horo sighed loudly, "What a spoil sport."

"No kidding," Yoh whispered back.

"Insert rod A into hole A1!" Ren yelled at them.

"And that's what she said," Horo laughed but was cut off when a pine cone hit him in the head.

Two hours and many swear words later the tent was almost set up.

"The last pole," Yoh said triumphantly. He leaned down bending the pole so it would fit into the hole. SWWWMACK! It flew back nailing Yoh in the face.

This event was followed by the use of many select words, most starting with F some with S and D but mostly F, to put it simply lets just say words were used that caused a near by camper to cover her young sons ears.

"This is like camping with the Osborn's," Horo sighed shaking his head.

Yoh lay on the ground moaning, "Ow my face."

Ren sighed pulling Yoh up on his feat, "Just walk it off you jam tart."

"Well now that you're finally done I'm going to take a nap," Anna announced unzipping the tent. Suddenly she turned around pointing her finger at them. "And if anyone wakes me up…"

"Don't worry I know what will happen if we wake you up," Yoh shuddered as he remembered memories he wanted to forget.

Yoh, Ren and Horo decided to take a walk down to the river to stay occupied and stay away from death my Anna.

"Well so far I would rate this vacation R for retarded," Ren growled to himself.

"Ya, maybe but the water feels good after being in that hot car all day," Horo said lowering himself into the clear water and sighing in content letting his eyes drift closed.

Ren rubbed his arms with his hands, "This river is to cold…no wait I found a warm spot."

Horo opened up one eye, "Oh I just peed."

Yoh and Ren bolted out of the water screaming.

Yoh rubbed his hands all over his body, "I feel like I need to take an acid bath now."

For cooking they decided to fire up the propane stove that Horo had brought along, which isn't all that great of a plan.

PROPANE+FIRE+IDIOTSPAIN.

"Is the gas on?" Horo asked leaning his head down towards the burner.

"I don't know is it" Ren replied.

Horo clenched his teeth angrily, "I just asked you that question. And if your going to be a knob about it shut your face!"

Rens face instantly turned red, "This is your stupid stove remember."

"Cha, I know that. Just give me the lighter and I'll see if it will light," Horo grabbed the lighter from Ren who cautiously took a few steps back.

Horo fiddled around with the lighter, "Stupid child safety thing, why do they even put them on lighters if your to stupid to know how to use a lighter properly you shouldn't have one in the first pla…" WHOOSH! Flames shot out from the burner and soon the sickening smell of burning hair filled the air.

Horo was laying on the ground smoking, all the while yelling at Ren who was kicking him, all the while claiming to be helping to put out the fire. In the end Horo was no worse for ware but he was missing some of his eyebrows.