The Marauders vs. the Toaster

A MissMoony16 and MissPadfoot92 fic...

Summery: The Marauders are trying to use a Muggle toaster. They seem to be having some issues.

Disclaimer: We don't own the marauders; we don't even own a toaster.

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James: So how does this contraption work again?

Peter: I've told you guys a million times already, you put in bread, pull down the lever, and up pops toast.

Sirius: But where does the bread go? And quit exaggerating, you only explained this to us 999,219 times.

Peter: (Smacks himself in the head)

Remus: Oh come on you guys, the thing must heat the bread and make it toast.

James and Sirius: I still don't get it.

Peter: Grrr. Just try it.

James: (Puts in the bread and pushes down the handle)

(They all wait in silence for 3.8 seconds)

Sirius: This is taking too long (puts heating spell on toaster)

(The toaster bursts into flames)

Peter: Ahhhhhhhh!!!!! We're all gonna die!!!!!!!

Remus: Oh shut up (Puts out flames with fire extinguisher then repairs the toaster with magic)

Peter: WE'RE SAVED!!!!!

(Others stare pointedly at Peter)

Peter: Well... um... thanks for fixing my toaster Remus. But... er... I don't think it's much use with those two around.

Sirius and James: (Whistle innocently)

(Peter chucks toaster into a trash can in the empty classroom they're in)

Remus: Yeah, even Snape isn't stupid enough to try to use one of those.

A day later in the in the depths of the Slytherin Common Room:

Lucius: So what you are saying Severus, is that bread goes in and toast comes out.

Snape: (Nods)

Bellatrix: But where does the bread go?